Dildo Reviews

Dildo reviews are fabulous when it comes to choosing the specific dildo to fit your particular needs. There are many different types of dildo so it’s incredibly important that you read up prior to purchase to increase your chances of finding the perfect one for you.

Of course, dildos come in all shapes and sizes much like the people who use them. Are you a large dildo fan or do you prefer slender and petite? It’s important to note the exact size of the dildo before you buy -and that includes the maximum circumference as well as just the length.

Dildos are made from a variety of materials and it’s important to be aware of what you’re using for your intimate pleasure. You can find out much more information about this subject in my Sex Toy Materials Guide. If you’re looking for a flexible dildo then silicone is the sex toy connoisseur’s material of choice as it’s non-toxic and non-porous as well as supremely soft and smooth. You can also find glass dildos, metal dildos -even wooden dildos and stone dildos which have been buffed and polished to an incredibly smooth finish and sealed for safe intimate use.

Most of the major sex toy brands produce dildos, including Lovehoney, Doc Johnson, Tantus, NS Novelties and Shots Toys. Some recent and noteworthy brands producing fab dildos are Loving Joy, GODEMICHE, Ylva and Dite and Fun Factory.

What type of dildo would you like? As well as size and material you can choose between realistic, non-realistic (abstract and artistic designs), double ended dildos, strap-on compatible and even wild creations such as tentacles and dragon tongue designs.

Find out more about pegging dildos in my Big Guide To Strap-On Dildos. I hope you enjoy all our dildo reviews here on the blog.

Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£102.00
They say you should "never smile at a crocodile”  but I just couldn’t help it when I first set eyes on this reptilian nether-predator. The Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is another jewel from the Mr Hankey’s sex toys collection, an insertable sex toy designed like the closed jaws and head of a crocodile...

Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£35.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
The Bondara Monsters range offers dildos completely different to the standard, realistic-size cocks. There are tentacles, fists, extra-girthy, extra-long and even double-ended and multi-cock styles. Today I’m sharing my thoughts and experiences of the Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo, a textured, silicone wonder with a suction-cup base.

Nothosaur Toys Virgo Dildo Review (The Zodiac Sex Toys Collection)

10 out of 10
I hadn’t heard of Nothosaur Toys before I was approached for this sex toy review, but I’m so glad I know about them now! They create all kinds of fantastical and exotic dildos, based on theology & legends, in a wide variety of colours and textures. Today I’m reviewing the Nothosaur Toys Virgo Dildo, from their Zodiac sex toys collection. Just look at how gorgeous it is!

Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo Review: Erotic Octopus Sex Toy

10 out of 10
Price:
£105.00
It’s time for another hot 'n horny Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo, which I selected in burnt ember colour, in small size, with medium firm silicone and with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base.

Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£125.00
The Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo had me gasping at the size before I had even taken the wrapper off. I’m new to knotted dildos, if not puppy play, so I was excited about the challenge - as well as the erotic experience of trying this pleasure pup out. Would this stray who wants to play have me howling with joy?

Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£135.00
What a magical tool to have in your world of wankcraft arsenal! This delightfully hefty piece of toybox treasure invites you to journey deep into a new, erotic land and unleash the beast of your fiercest orgasms. Are you ready for this pleasure quest, masturbation adventurers? Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo!

Bondara Glacier Glass Nebula Glitter Spiral Diamond Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£24.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Glass
It has been years since I had the joy of reviewing a new glass dildo. I absolutely love glass sex toys – the cold, relentless rigidity sliding into my body with the aid of a coating of lube, the toy slowly warming to match my body heat as I envelop the various curves and textures. Thanks to Bondara, I got to try out one of their Bondara Glacier dildos this month...

EdenFantasys Rogue Thrusting Realistic Dildo Vibrator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£83.00
The Rogue is a proper kneetrembler of a vibrator. Using it simply as a vaginal dildo is sensation-central, but adding in the vibrations and then the thrusting action… wow. Check out the video above to see what I mean. Just look at that dildo dance, baby. Mesmerising enough to watch, imagine how it feels on the inside. Delicious.

Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£125.00
Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.

Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£130.00
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£115.00
Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£123.00
Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...

Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£103.00
Ever wondered what a perfect penis looks like? Hankey’s Toys have got the answer. And now so do I, because I've been lucky enough to receive the Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo to enjoy, and to review here on the blog...
Sinnovator Cephalopod Tentacle Dildo Review

Sinnovator Cephalopod Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£149.99
Materials:
Silicone
As a fan of ‘creature feature’ and monster-style dildos, I was delighted to be offered the chance to review something from the otherworldly Sinnovator sex toy collection. I chose the glorious purple tentacular delight that is the Sinnovator Cephalopod Dildo!

John Thomas Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Horny is decidedly more abstract of a design than most of the John Thomas Toys range, though the official backstory is that it's the horn of the devil himself. But regardless of the backstory, each ring is a sinful challenge of its own to anyone brave enough to tackle it.
Velvet Thruster Sex Toy Review (Frankie, 7-Inch)

Velvet Thruster Sex Toy Review (Frankie Thrusting Dildo, 7-Inch)

8 out of 10
Absolutely mind-blowing sensations. I didn't think I'd be able to enjoy a similar experience to a full-size fucking machine like the HiSmith or Gigolo in a hand-held, portable dildo toy - but there I was, getting sensationally fucked by this extra-large dildo with powerful motor mechanism.

John Thomas Pod Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Officially, John Thomas Toys say that “Pod is an alien life form planted on Earth 88 million years ago by an alien race from Zeroth”. In my unofficial and unsanctioned by Games Workshop capacity, I'm calling it a replica of a pure-strain Genestealer’s tongue. And anyone who’s played Warhammer 40k has probably dreamt about being pleasured by a Genestealer at some point in their life. Well, now’s your chance.

John Thomas Arnie’s Extremity Fisting Dildo Review

9 out of 10
You get some respite at the wrist, but the feeling of fullness is akin to an inflatable plug. When you’re ready to continue, you'll find the overall girth grows again quickly, offering an even greater challenge; but at this point, it’s a slow, restrained stretch with no unexpected surprises and a more uniform expansion.

Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£89.95
There’s a new term in town for when a sex toy is so gorgeously girthy that it blissfully bulldozes your orgasmic orifices. I’ve been thoroughly bull-dildoed by the huge and horny Twisted Beast Bael, a wickedly monstrous pleasure cock that cows you into submission with zero red flags.

Fleshlight Mr Limpy Small Packer Penis Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£13.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
TPR
I really love manhandling my Mr Limpy; it's great stress relief via a bit of harmless CBT (cock and ball torture). Maybe a Domme thing. My slave loved the above photos and the video below, so I thought I'd share them here in case anyone out there shares our kinky interests... 😈