Dildo Reviews

Dildo reviews are fabulous when it comes to choosing the specific dildo to fit your particular needs. There are many different types of dildo so it’s incredibly important that you read up prior to purchase to increase your chances of finding the perfect one for you.

Of course, dildos come in all shapes and sizes much like the people who use them. Are you a large dildo fan or do you prefer slender and petite? It’s important to note the exact size of the dildo before you buy -and that includes the maximum circumference as well as just the length.

Dildos are made from a variety of materials and it’s important to be aware of what you’re using for your intimate pleasure. You can find out much more information about this subject in my Sex Toy Materials Guide. If you’re looking for a flexible dildo then silicone is the sex toy connoisseur’s material of choice as it’s non-toxic and non-porous as well as supremely soft and smooth. You can also find glass dildos, metal dildos -even wooden dildos and stone dildos which have been buffed and polished to an incredibly smooth finish and sealed for safe intimate use.

Most of the major sex toy brands produce dildos, including Lovehoney, Doc Johnson, Tantus, NS Novelties and Shots Toys. Some recent and noteworthy brands producing fab dildos are Loving Joy, GODEMICHE, Ylva and Dite and Fun Factory.

What type of dildo would you like? As well as size and material you can choose between realistic, non-realistic (abstract and artistic designs), double ended dildos, strap-on compatible and even wild creations such as tentacles and dragon tongue designs.

Find out more about pegging dildos in my Big Guide To Strap-On Dildos. I hope you enjoy all our dildo reviews here on the blog.

Eden Fantasys Rogue Thrusting Realistic Dildo Vibrator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£83.00
The Rogue is a proper kneetrembler of a vibrator. Using it simply as a vaginal dildo is sensation-central, but adding in the vibrations and then the thrusting action… wow. Check out the video above to see what I mean. Just look at that dildo dance, baby. Mesmerising enough to watch, imagine how it feels on the inside. Delicious.

Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£125.00
Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.

Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£130.00
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£115.00
Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£123.00
Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...

Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£103.00
Ever wondered what a perfect penis looks like? Hankey’s Toys have got the answer. And now so do I, because I've been lucky enough to receive the Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo to enjoy, and to review here on the blog...
Sinnovator Cephalopod Tentacle Dildo Review

Sinnovator Cephalopod Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£149.99
Materials:
Silicone
As a fan of ‘creature feature’ and monster-style dildos, I was delighted to be offered the chance to review something from the otherworldly Sinnovator sex toy collection. I chose the glorious purple tentacular delight that is the Sinnovator Cephalopod Dildo!

John Thomas Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Horny is decidedly more abstract of a design than most of the John Thomas Toys range, though the official backstory is that it's the horn of the devil himself. But regardless of the backstory, each ring is a sinful challenge of its own to anyone brave enough to tackle it.
Velvet Thruster Sex Toy Review (Frankie, 7-Inch)

Velvet Thruster Sex Toy Review (Frankie Thrusting Dildo, 7-Inch)

8 out of 10
Absolutely mind-blowing sensations. I didn't think I'd be able to enjoy a similar experience to a full-size fucking machine like the HiSmith or Gigolo in a hand-held, portable dildo toy - but there I was, getting sensationally fucked by this extra-large dildo with powerful motor mechanism.

John Thomas Pod Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Officially, John Thomas Toys say that “Pod is an alien life form planted on Earth 88 million years ago by an alien race from Zeroth”. In my unofficial and unsanctioned by Games Workshop capacity, I'm calling it a replica of a pure-strain Genestealer’s tongue. And anyone who’s played Warhammer 40k has probably dreamt about being pleasured by a Genestealer at some point in their life. Well, now’s your chance.

John Thomas Arnie’s Extremity Fisting Dildo Review

9 out of 10
You get some respite at the wrist, but the feeling of fullness is akin to an inflatable plug. When you’re ready to continue, you'll find the overall girth grows again quickly, offering an even greater challenge; but at this point, it’s a slow, restrained stretch with no unexpected surprises and a more uniform expansion.

Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£89.95
There’s a new term in town for when a sex toy is so gorgeously girthy that it blissfully bulldozes your orgasmic orifices. I’ve been thoroughly bull-dildoed by the huge and horny Twisted Beast Bael, a wickedly monstrous pleasure cock that cows you into submission with zero red flags.

Fleshlight Mr Limpy Small Packer Penis Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£13.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
TPR
I really love manhandling my Mr Limpy; it's great stress relief via a bit of harmless CBT (cock and ball torture). Maybe a Domme thing. My slave loved the above photos and the video below, so I thought I'd share them here in case anyone out there shares our kinky interests... 😈
Wildolo Dragon Dildo Review: Large Fantasy Silicone Cock with Suction Cup

Wildolo Dragon Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£50.00
Brand:
HiSmith
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
This is a sex toy brand from HiSmith, who you’ll know from our enthusiastic sex machine reviews. The Wildolo Dragon Dildo is huge, pretty, silicone and has a suction cup base, and spoiler: I love it.

New York Toy Collective Love Bump Vibrating Ball Sack Review

7 out of 10
You can really enjoy the feel of a heavy set of balls slapping against you when you are having a vigorous play session. When I fitted them to a dildo on one of my Fucking Machines it really did hit the spot – there is something so feral about receiving a good pounding and having a heavy set of balls bouncing off your clitoris.

John Thomas Toys Curly Twirly Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£199.00
Looking for a dildo you can literally screw? John Thomas Toys, purveyors of all kinds of fantasy and monster cocks, has one that might be suitable in the form of the Curly Twirly.
Lovehoney Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2021 Review

Lovehoney Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2021 Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£120.00
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
Time to introduce the sexy STAR of the festive season: the Lovehoney Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2021 (aka Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Sex Toy Advent Calendar). Lovehoney's lingerie and sex toy advent calendars usually sell out before advent time rolls around, so please make sure you buy your choice from the varied range as soon as possible if you don't want to miss out.

Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£45.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!

John Thomas Toys Thingy Bob Multi Cock Head Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£119.00
What's the best part of a dick? I think we can all agree it's the head. So what could possibly be more satisfying than a dildo with a big dick head on it? That's not a rhetorical question: a dildo with FOUR nice big dick heads on it would obviously be better.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
In my search for ever more exotic alien and monster cocks to submit to, this week I've found myself on the prehistoric planet of Arrakis. After slipping on a particularly slimy rock, I found myself face to face with this sizeable slug-like entity. Suffice to say, I had no hesitation in dropping my space trousers and allowing it to explore my hole.