Dildo Reviews

Dildo reviews are fabulous when it comes to choosing the specific dildo to fit your particular needs. There are many different types of dildo so it’s incredibly important that you read up prior to purchase to increase your chances of finding the perfect one for you.

Of course, dildos come in all shapes and sizes much like the people who use them. Are you a large dildo fan or do you prefer slender and petite? It’s important to note the exact size of the dildo before you buy -and that includes the maximum circumference as well as just the length.

Dildos are made from a variety of materials and it’s important to be aware of what you’re using for your intimate pleasure. You can find out much more information about this subject in my Sex Toy Materials Guide. If you’re looking for a flexible dildo then silicone is the sex toy connoisseur’s material of choice as it’s non-toxic and non-porous as well as supremely soft and smooth. You can also find glass dildos, metal dildos -even wooden dildos and stone dildos which have been buffed and polished to an incredibly smooth finish and sealed for safe intimate use.

Most of the major sex toy brands produce dildos, including Lovehoney, Doc Johnson, Tantus, NS Novelties and Shots Toys. Some recent and noteworthy brands producing fab dildos are Loving Joy, GODEMICHE, Ylva and Dite and Fun Factory.

What type of dildo would you like? As well as size and material you can choose between realistic, non-realistic (abstract and artistic designs), double ended dildos, strap-on compatible and even wild creations such as tentacles and dragon tongue designs.

Find out more about pegging dildos in my Big Guide To Strap-On Dildos. I hope you enjoy all our dildo reviews here on the blog.

John Thomas Toys Curly Twirly Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£199.00
Looking for a dildo you can literally screw? John Thomas Toys, purveyors of all kinds of fantasy and monster cocks, has one that might be suitable in the form of the Curly Twirly.
Lovehoney Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2021 Review

Lovehoney Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2021 Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£120.00
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
Time to introduce the sexy STAR of the festive season: the Lovehoney Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2021 (aka Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Sex Toy Advent Calendar). Lovehoney's lingerie and sex toy advent calendars usually sell out before advent time rolls around, so please make sure you buy your choice from the varied range as soon as possible if you don't want to miss out.

Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£45.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!

John Thomas Toys Thingy Bob Multi Cock Head Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£119.00
What's the best part of a dick? I think we can all agree it's the head. So what could possibly be more satisfying than a dildo with a big dick head on it? That's not a rhetorical question: a dildo with FOUR nice big dick heads on it would obviously be better.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
In my search for ever more exotic alien and monster cocks to submit to, this week I've found myself on the prehistoric planet of Arrakis. After slipping on a particularly slimy rock, I found myself face to face with this sizeable slug-like entity. Suffice to say, I had no hesitation in dropping my space trousers and allowing it to explore my hole.

John Thomas XTRO Fusion Colour Dildo Review

9 out of 10
XTRO was trying to communicate his dark hunger for me. A series of guttural clicks were followed by a deep angry growl, as he grew impatient for me to understand, let alone reciprocate his need. I tried to scrabble away, but couldn't help myself glancing back to find that wasn't the only thing that was growing. Luminous green drool dripped down his gaping maw, landing on his now huge cock. I froze, but at least I could be confident he didn't want to devour me for dinner.
John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I've been interested in trying out some of the JTT range for quite a while, especially as they've had rave reviews from resident reviewer Tigerlily. After much deliberating I chose the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo, and I have the medium size in medium firmness.
John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I decided to choose some John Thomas dildos and plugs to review for myself, and opted for the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo, and I have the small size in medium firmness. 

John Thomas Umbungo’s Finger Anal Probe Review

8 out of 10
Who is Umbungo, and why is his finger so unreasonably long? Your guess is as good as mine. But what I can tell you is that his finger feels utterly lovely going up my bum.

John Thomas Woody Purple Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
The John Thomas Toys Woody is aimed at people who, while watching Lord of the Rings, saw the enormous Ents emerge from the forest, and thought to themselves "I wonder what an Ent's cock looks like? I'd love to fuck one and find out".
John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
...the Colon Snake is one of the longest on the market. Compared to other anal depth trainers which are of uniform width, the head provides a little extra stimulation on the way out too, without being so big that it might get caught on something. It's a fun little feature, and if your fantasy is a snake up the bum, you're sorted.

John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Sampson Squirting Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Sampson won’t just fill your every hole with his enormous girth; he’ll also cum all over you. That’s because the Sampson is a rare breed—a squirting dildo—so you can live out all your bukkake or creampie fantasies.

John Thomas Toys Parasite Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
The Parasite is, without doubt, the oddest looking dildo I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of fantasy dildos. But it's that uniqueness that draws me to it. It doesn't look even remotely penis-shaped, and I suspect you could hide it in plain sight on a hallway shelf alongside other movie props and quirky memorabilia. It's pretty hideous, actually, but this is exactly why I was delighted at the thought of getting penetrated by it.

John Thomas Toys Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Beastli is a gentle demon, really, but his member is so full of devilishly delightful textures that you couldn't possibly say no to such a handsome beast. You'll coax him out of the forest, scream in delight as his demonic head probes your inner depths, and suddenly find yourself taking a detour to those parts of the woods a little more often.

BS Atelier Rainbow Drops Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£70.00
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
As a past enthusiastic attendee of Manchester Pride, I decided to embrace my love of diversity and acceptance by reviewing a Pride-themed dildo from an online sex shop. When I found out about this particular sex toy in the range, the BS Atelier Rainbow Drops Silicone Dildo, I was over the moon when I was offered it free of charge in return for an honest & thorough review.
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Seduction Lingerie Advent Calendar

Lovehoney Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2020 Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£100.00
***LINKS UPDATED FOR THIS YEAR - CLICK THE GREEN BUTTONS TO BUY BEFORE THEY SELL OUT*** Lovehoney have been releasing new sexy advent calendars every Christmas for a few years now, and they are consistently popular –to the point of selling out entirely, well before Christmas. I was obviously delighted when the team sent me the Lovehoney Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2020 for my review here on the Cara Sutra sex blog. Spoiler: this Christmas countdown calendar is very exciting and well worth the price tag.
Sinclair Select Deluxe Silicone Dilators Set Review

Sinclair Select Deluxe Silicone Dilators Set Review

10 out of 10
I was delighted when the WFH team invited me to review another product for their fabulous sex toy shop. I previously reviewed the Wet For Her Fusion Strap-On Dildo and the Wet For Her Union Vibrating Double Dildo, but this time was looking for something a little different to my usual sex toy reviews. In the end I chose the Sinclair Select Deluxe Silicone Dilators Set, which is a set of 5 silicone dildos (OK, dilators) graduating in size from small to large.

John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Chubby Cedrick Dildo Review (9 Inch)

10 out of 10
The John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Chubby Cedrick Dildo is a funny little man. His cock as a straight as anything, not too long and not too thick–yet his shaft is ribbed for added pleasure. It translates to an absolutely luscious fuck: not too punishing, but with a textured rhythmic experience all the way down his worm-like shaft.
Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo Review | 10 Inch Horse Cock Sex Toy

Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo Review | 10 Inch

10 out of 10
Price:
£79.99
Materials:
Silicone
The Sinnovator range is gloriously kinky and fantastical, with designs incorporating the taboo, mythical and downright debauched. As well as dogs, horses and bull cocks, there are dragon, Cthulhu tentacle, unicorn and alien insertables. There's even a Tiger King dildo! Sinnovator sex toys aren't limited to extremely long and/or girthy dildos; there are butt plugs, kegel balls, fisters, pet play tail plugs and more.

John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Buffalo Dildo Review (9 Inch)

9 out of 10
You'll be feeling quite full now, as you gasp for breath and marvel at the sheer girth you've managed to fit in. But you'll keep going to satisfy his need to be fully in you. He pushes in further and you're fully impaled by this brute now, unable to move an inch of your own accord, with a belly full of cock and nowhere to escape.