Dildo Reviews

Dildo Reviews: Find Your Perfect Pleasure Match

Choosing the right dildo can be overwhelming with so many shapes, sizes, and materials available. That’s where my dildo reviews come in—giving you honest, expert-tested insights to help you find the perfect fit for your pleasure. Whether you love realistic designs, artistic styles, or something totally unique, I’ve tested a wide variety to help you make the best choice.

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Why Dildo Size & Shape Matter

Just like the people who use them, dildos come in all shapes and sizes. Whether you prefer large dildos for deep penetration or a slim, petite dildo for gentle exploration, finding the right dimensions is key. Always check the maximum circumference as well as length to ensure it meets your comfort and pleasure preferences.

Dildo Materials: Which One Is Best for You?

The material of a dildo affects how it feels, how it’s cleaned, and how long it lasts. Here are some of the most popular options:

Silicone Dildos: The Gold Standard

Silicone is body-safe, non-toxic, and non-porous, making it the top choice for most sex toy lovers. It’s smooth, flexible, and easy to clean—ideal for long-lasting pleasure.

Glass & Metal Dildos: Firm & Sensational

If you enjoy a firmer feel, glass dildos and metal dildos provide a solid, weighty experience. These materials are temperature-responsive, meaning you can heat them up or cool them down for added sensation.

Wood & Stone Dildos: Unique & Artistic

Yes, you read that right—some dildos are made from polished wood or stone, treated to be completely smooth and body-safe. They offer a unique look and feel, perfect for those who appreciate something a little different.

Types of Dildos: What’s Your Style?

From ultra-realistic to completely abstract, there’s a dildo for every desire. Here are some of the most popular types:

  • Realistic dildos – Designed to mimic the look and feel of the real thing.
  • Non-realistic & artistic designs – Perfect for those who love unique, eye-catching toys.
  • Double-ended dildos – Great for partner play or versatile solo use.
  • Strap-on compatible dildos – Designed to work with harnesses for pegging and strap-on play.
  • Fantasy dildos – Featuring imaginative designs like tentacles or dragon tongues for an out-of-this-world experience.

Find the Best Dildo for You

With countless brands like John Thomas Toys, Mr Hankey's Toys, Twisted Beast, Tantus, Doc Johnson, and Fun Factory creating high-quality dildos, it helps to have honest insights before you buy. That’s exactly what my dildo reviews provide—so you can invest in a toy that truly satisfies.

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Large Mr Limpy Review: Fleshlight’s Biggest Packer for Impressive Bulge

9 out of 10
Large Mr Limpy Review: thick, bendy and impossible to ignore, this oversized Fleshlight packer is all about squishy satisfaction. In this hands-on review I share what it’s like to handle, how it looks and how it stacks up against the Small and Medium sizes, reviewed separately here at the Cara Sutra sex blog.

Bondara Corkscrewer Twisted Spiral Glass Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£17.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Glass
Welcome to my Bondara Corkscrewer Glass Dildo review! It’s been a while since I reviewed a glass sex toy, and when I reviewed the Bondara Glacier Glass Nebula Dildo last year I absolutely loved it. How does this new corkscrew twist style compare? Read on to find out how this beautiful glass toy feels during use, a close-up of its spiral design, rotation vs thrust, temperature play and maintenance.

Nothosaur Kohana Ovipositor Review: Twisted Tentacle Dildo & KoXeno Eggs

9 out of 10
True to its name, the Kohana fucked me and posited its ova deep inside my warm, wet, tight, welcoming space. A hungry, horny slut bred by alien captors and thanking them for the pleasurable privilege.

Loving Joy Butt Plug Ice Cube Tray Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Materials:
Silicone, Water
When I saw the Loving Joy Butt Plug Ice Cube Tray, I knew I had to buy it and give it a try. But can you really use the butt plug ice cubes in your butt? Or is this just a scandalous party ‘icebreaker’? Read on to find out my thoughts on this quirky butt plug ice cube maker!

Bondara Implantor Ovipositor Dildo Review: Egg-Laying Alien Toy

10 out of 10
Price:
£39.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
The goopy, sploogy mess as the alien egg-filled dildo slips inside and back out again, almost rejected by the body which eventually concedes its cruel, inevitable invasion, adds immeasurably to the erotic experience. Sitting down hard and unashamedly on this large, textured phallus, the thick, slippery fluids could easily be mistaken for actual seminal emission. Fucking hot.

Juliet Toys Pooch Knot Dildo Review: Fantasy Dog Sex Toy

9 out of 10
Price:
£30.00
Materials:
Silicone
Whether you’ve got a canine kink or you’re just a perverted little pup, you’re going to love the sex toy I’m sharing my thoughts on today. The Juliet Toys Pooch Knot Dildo is a fantasy dog sex toy complete with tell-tale pointed tip, sensuously ridged shaft and a glorious bulging knot, finished with a suction cup base for secure filthy fuckery throughout every rampant ride.

Nothosaur Toys Karkinos Knot Dildo Review: Erotic Fantasy Crab Creation

10 out of 10
It’s so difficult to describe how it felt the first time I was able to take the full length of Karkinos’ crab-like contours. It feels so satisfyingly filling, it’s a genuine erotic thrill. It’s hard for me to distinguish the exact bulge, angle or nodule which feels best once the dildo is fully inside me. It all just blends into the appendage of a fantasy creature which is so otherworldly, so filthily non-human, yet so lustfully phallic, that the physical design and psychological impact take me by the throat and slam me against the door of an orgasm in no time.

Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Shucks, I guess it’s time for a brand-new & exciting Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the ear-isistible Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo. This sunshine yellow kinky cob popped into my pleasure toy collection and promised to butter me up the right way. Is this delicious-looking dildo totally a-maize-ing, or just a corny novelty? Read on for all the juicy details!

Bondara Smooth Operator Dildo Review (Black, Silicone, Suction Cup Base, 6-Inch)

9 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
Sometimes, you just want a comfortable, easy-to-use, no frills or hassle,  budget-friendly sex toy which is body-safe and versatile. And that's exactly why I love the Bondara Smooth Operator Dildo - it's a win on all counts. This black, silicone, suction cup base sex toy is 6 inches in length and can be enjoyed in a multitude of ways. At the time of writing it's priced at just under £15.

Nothosaur Toys Anubis Dildo Review

7 out of 10
I’m delighted to be reviewing another exciting sex toy from Nothosaur this month - this time, the glistening, gorgeous Nothosaur Toys Anubis Dildo. Inspired by the ancient Egyptian jackal-headed god who guided souls to the afterlife and judged their purity, this canine-contoured dildo promises to preside over your pleasure until you reach the fabled ‘petite mort.’ But did this divine masterpiece lead me to celestial orgasms, or should it be consigned to history?

Bondara Straddle Saddle Review: Hands-Free Dildo Bucking Bliss

9 out of 10
Price:
£49.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Plastic
Yee-haw partner! Bondara are bringing the thrill of the wild west to the bedroom – or anywhere you fancy, really – with their exciting new product: the Bondara Straddle Saddle. This ingenious invention helps you lasso an orgasmic ride where all you have to do is sit tight and hold on to your hat...

Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Like its namesake from the original Pinocchio fairy-tale, the Lampwick Dildo from Hankey’s Toys is all about the pleasure. With striking realistic aesthetic and stimulating veined texture, I have had a rapturous time testing this well-hung character ready for today’s review. My Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo is the small size, in deep brown colour, medium-firm silicone firmness and has the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base for extra usage versatility.

Twisted Beast The Serpent Snake Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£119.95
Today I have the joy of sharing my thoughts on the Twisted Beast The Serpent Snake Dildo, a sex toy crafted by the kinky team over at the Twisted Beast sex toy store. I had the pleasure of reviewing two other Twisted Beast sex toys here at the Cara Sutra sex blog, so I was very excited to experience this superbly long, flexible sex snake.

Bondara First Love Pink Silicone Heart Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£19.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
It’s the season of love and romance - and I have an absolute sweetheart sex toy to review for you all this week as we approach Valentine’s Day 2025! Thanks to the romantic folk over at Bondara, I have been lucky enough to test out the Bondara First Love Pink Silicone Heart Dildo recently. At just under £20 for a solid silicone dildo with an angled G-spot stimulating tip and a suction cup base, I was hoping to be thoroughly seduced by this pretty objet d’amour.

Juliet Toys Sweat Blood Dog Dildo Butt Plug Tail Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£48.00
Materials:
Silicone
The shape of the plug, plus that softness, made for a filling, deeply internally stimulating but also comfortably pleasurable experience while wearing it. The soft, fluffy tail helped inspire kink fantasies which lasted me all the way until I eventually indulged in ultimate pleasure, by bringing myself to orgasm with the help of a vaginal dildo and a clitoral vibrator. Greedy puppy? Absolutely.

VVD Rider Desire Sex Saddle Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£193.00
Brand:
VVD
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
I would have preferred to communicate my thoughts about this pleasure product via a series of orgasmic grunts and moans, but apparently a written review is required. Today I’m attempting to summarise my feelings about the VVD Rider Desire Sex Saddle, a rideable sex machine from vvdofficial.com...

Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£106.00
Materials:
Silicone
Time to start horsing around and introduce the newest stallion in my sex toy stable! Thanks to Juliet Toys, I saddled up for some equine ecstasy with the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo with remote control.

Twisted Beast Marchosias Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£58.95
There’s an undeniable psychological element to the arousal I feel when I use it to fuck myself. The shape and theme evokes perverse furry fantasies, wanton wolfish lusts. I revel in imagining being fucked senseless in a mercilessly raw, primal, animalistic way. That I have been hunted as prey to be sexually devoured until mutual erotic appetites have been fully sated.

Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Time to get a little fruity! My first sex toy review of 2025 is for the a-peeling Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo. After enjoying this curved sensation all holiday season, I’m ready to reveal all the slippery ins and outs. Read on to find out if this fantastical design from Hankey’s Toys makes for a ripe ‘n rampant addition to your intimate fruit bowl!

Hankey’s Toys Mystical Unicorn Dildo Review

9 out of 10
This joyful dildo design from the Hankey’s Toys collection has added whimsical merriment to my seasonal self-pleasure sessions. From the moment I unwrapped this delightful toy, I couldn’t wait to literally give myself the horn throughout the holiday season. Time to saddle up this sparkling steed, ride it hard into high fantasy and see what legendary orgasmic adventures await!