Dildo Reviews

Dildo Reviews: Find Your Perfect Pleasure Match

Choosing the right dildo can be overwhelming with so many shapes, sizes, and materials available. That’s where my dildo reviews come in—giving you honest, expert-tested insights to help you find the perfect fit for your pleasure. Whether you love realistic designs, artistic styles, or something totally unique, I’ve tested a wide variety to help you make the best choice.

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Why Dildo Size & Shape Matter

Just like the people who use them, dildos come in all shapes and sizes. Whether you prefer large dildos for deep penetration or a slim, petite dildo for gentle exploration, finding the right dimensions is key. Always check the maximum circumference as well as length to ensure it meets your comfort and pleasure preferences.

Dildo Materials: Which One Is Best for You?

The material of a dildo affects how it feels, how it’s cleaned, and how long it lasts. Here are some of the most popular options:

Silicone Dildos: The Gold Standard

Silicone is body-safe, non-toxic, and non-porous, making it the top choice for most sex toy lovers. It’s smooth, flexible, and easy to clean—ideal for long-lasting pleasure.

Glass & Metal Dildos: Firm & Sensational

If you enjoy a firmer feel, glass dildos and metal dildos provide a solid, weighty experience. These materials are temperature-responsive, meaning you can heat them up or cool them down for added sensation.

Wood & Stone Dildos: Unique & Artistic

Yes, you read that right—some dildos are made from polished wood or stone, treated to be completely smooth and body-safe. They offer a unique look and feel, perfect for those who appreciate something a little different.

Types of Dildos: What’s Your Style?

From ultra-realistic to completely abstract, there’s a dildo for every desire. Here are some of the most popular types:

  • Realistic dildos – Designed to mimic the look and feel of the real thing.
  • Non-realistic & artistic designs – Perfect for those who love unique, eye-catching toys.
  • Double-ended dildos – Great for partner play or versatile solo use.
  • Strap-on compatible dildos – Designed to work with harnesses for pegging and strap-on play.
  • Fantasy dildos – Featuring imaginative designs like tentacles or dragon tongues for an out-of-this-world experience.

Find the Best Dildo for You

With countless brands like John Thomas Toys, Mr Hankey's Toys, Twisted Beast, Tantus, Doc Johnson, and Fun Factory creating high-quality dildos, it helps to have honest insights before you buy. That’s exactly what my dildo reviews provide—so you can invest in a toy that truly satisfies.

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Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Shucks, I guess it’s time for a brand-new & exciting Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the ear-isistible Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo. This sunshine yellow kinky cob popped into my pleasure toy collection and promised to butter me up the right way. Is this delicious-looking dildo totally a-maize-ing, or just a corny novelty? Read on for all the juicy details!

Bondara Smooth Operator Dildo Review (Black, Silicone, Suction Cup Base, 6-Inch)

9 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
Sometimes, you just want a comfortable, easy-to-use, no frills or hassle,  budget-friendly sex toy which is body-safe and versatile. And that's exactly why I love the Bondara Smooth Operator Dildo - it's a win on all counts. This black, silicone, suction cup base sex toy is 6 inches in length and can be enjoyed in a multitude of ways. At the time of writing it's priced at just under £15.

Nothosaur Toys Anubis Dildo Review

7 out of 10
I’m delighted to be reviewing another exciting sex toy from Nothosaur this month - this time, the glistening, gorgeous Nothosaur Toys Anubis Dildo. Inspired by the ancient Egyptian jackal-headed god who guided souls to the afterlife and judged their purity, this canine-contoured dildo promises to preside over your pleasure until you reach the fabled ‘petite mort.’ But did this divine masterpiece lead me to celestial orgasms, or should it be consigned to history?

Bondara Straddle Saddle Review: Hands-Free Dildo Bucking Bliss

9 out of 10
Price:
£49.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Plastic
Yee-haw partner! Bondara are bringing the thrill of the wild west to the bedroom – or anywhere you fancy, really – with their exciting new product: the Bondara Straddle Saddle. This ingenious invention helps you lasso an orgasmic ride where all you have to do is sit tight and hold on to your hat...

Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Like its namesake from the original Pinocchio fairy-tale, the Lampwick Dildo from Hankey’s Toys is all about the pleasure. With striking realistic aesthetic and stimulating veined texture, I have had a rapturous time testing this well-hung character ready for today’s review. My Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo is the small size, in deep brown colour, medium-firm silicone firmness and has the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base for extra usage versatility.

Twisted Beast The Serpent Snake Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£119.95
Today I have the joy of sharing my thoughts on the Twisted Beast The Serpent Snake Dildo, a sex toy crafted by the kinky team over at the Twisted Beast sex toy store. I had the pleasure of reviewing two other Twisted Beast sex toys here at the Cara Sutra sex blog, so I was very excited to experience this superbly long, flexible sex snake.

Bondara First Love Pink Silicone Heart Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£19.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
It’s the season of love and romance - and I have an absolute sweetheart sex toy to review for you all this week as we approach Valentine’s Day 2025! Thanks to the romantic folk over at Bondara, I have been lucky enough to test out the Bondara First Love Pink Silicone Heart Dildo recently. At just under £20 for a solid silicone dildo with an angled G-spot stimulating tip and a suction cup base, I was hoping to be thoroughly seduced by this pretty objet d’amour.

VVD Rider Desire Sex Saddle Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£193.00
Brand:
VVD
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
I would have preferred to communicate my thoughts about this pleasure product via a series of orgasmic grunts and moans, but apparently a written review is required. Today I’m attempting to summarise my feelings about the VVD Rider Desire Sex Saddle, a rideable sex machine from vvdofficial.com...

Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£106.00
Materials:
Silicone
Time to start horsing around and introduce the newest stallion in my sex toy stable! Thanks to Juliet Toys, I saddled up for some equine ecstasy with the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo with remote control.

Twisted Beast Marchosias Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£58.95
There’s an undeniable psychological element to the arousal I feel when I use it to fuck myself. The shape and theme evokes perverse furry fantasies, wanton wolfish lusts. I revel in imagining being fucked senseless in a mercilessly raw, primal, animalistic way. That I have been hunted as prey to be sexually devoured until mutual erotic appetites have been fully sated.

Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Time to get a little fruity! My first sex toy review of 2025 is for the a-peeling Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo. After enjoying this curved sensation all holiday season, I’m ready to reveal all the slippery ins and outs. Read on to find out if this fantastical design from Hankey’s Toys makes for a ripe ‘n rampant addition to your intimate fruit bowl!

Hankey’s Toys Mystical Unicorn Dildo Review

9 out of 10
This joyful dildo design from the Hankey’s Toys collection has added whimsical merriment to my seasonal self-pleasure sessions. From the moment I unwrapped this delightful toy, I couldn’t wait to literally give myself the horn throughout the holiday season. Time to saddle up this sparkling steed, ride it hard into high fantasy and see what legendary orgasmic adventures await!

Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review

10 out of 10
This month I dove deep into the abyss of internal stimulation, as the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo unleashed a tidal wave of self-pleasure ecstasy. If you’re a fan of cosmic horror and crave a tentacled touch in your intimate depths, this dildo might just be the eldritch probe you’ve been craving. Time to ‘Kraken’ with my newest review...

Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack Horse Dildo Review

10 out of 10
If you’re looking for a fantasy horse cock which is customisable in terms of size, firmness and colours, as well as a veiny flesh design and highest quality silicone, the Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack Horse Dildo is my hot tip to round up the wildest orgasms in town.

Hankey’s Toys Erotixxx Toys Sea Monster Dildo Review

10 out of 10
A few weeks of ‘deep dive’ exploration with a new Hankey’s Toys sex toy is always fun. This month I’m sharing my thoughts on and experiences with a brand-new fantasy dildo from mrhankeystoys.com.  The Hankey’s Toys Erotixxx Toys Sea Monster Dildo is an alternative sex toy lover’s dream come true, with its alluring knobbly texture and probing tentacle-like body.

Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Here is an unapologetically huge sex toy which favours a defiant, snorting & stamped-hoof challenge over coquettish seduction. Would I survive a toy testing tango with this passionate creature unscathed? Bravely, wielding naught but a bottle of lube, I entered the ring…

Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo Review

10 out of 10
It’s quite fun brandishing your weapon of choice, heading out on a board game adventure with friends, finding treasure & trouble in equal measure – think Lord of the Rings setting, with cards, dice, snacks and laughter. So, when the Nothosaur Toys team offered their newest sex toy to review, the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo, I leapt at the chance.

Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Did you know that seahorses are the only fish species that can hold your hand? I certainly needed someone to hold my hand as I tried out this month’s review toy from the kinky collection at Hankey’s Toys. My Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo puts the “AAAAAR!” into ‘Large’...

Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
A shadow which is suddenly transformed into the crystal-clear dominant force of a predator from the depths, as one long, gleaming tentacle crashes through the surface of the water and captures its prey.

Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo Review

9 out of 10
What a fine specimen, a hefty chunk of goodness, a monstrously orgasmic beast of a sex toy! If you’re in the market for some seriously massive cock, then you’re in the right place. The Hankey's Toys Horse Dildo is a gloriously enormous, kinky sculpted sex toy made with solid, platinum-grade silicone. It’s horny, horsey and huge. Thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for sending me this size Queen’s dream stallion to review! 🐴