Sex Machine Reviews

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing The Tremor Sex Machine. I've my had my eyes on The Tremor for a while now, and so naturally I jumped at the chance.

I really like the MotorBunny Sex Machine. Yes it isn't as polished as its inspiration but it certainly does the job that's required of it. It can rip an orgasm out of its rider or be used to tease and edge for prolonged periods of time. It's also great for BDSM play and would go well in any professional dungeon.

It has long been on my bucket list to try a sex machine. So, when the awesome Cara Sutra allocated me the You2Toys Rotating G-Spot and P-Spot Sex Machine to review for Pleasure Panel I screamed!

By Random Red Rose: The Mia Maxx appears to be a handheld sex machine. It has a thrusting action! *Swoons*.

By Cara Sutra: This is the sex toy I always imagined to be the swansong of my reviews. The famously monstrous masturbation machine. The clit basher, the cunt bucker. A beast of a pleasure giver. The original fuck box. The Sybian Sex Machine.

The F-Machine Gigolo Sex Machine feels… Amazing. You know when they say ooh, they/he was fucking me like a machine…? Yeah, that. Not only is the thrusting constant at the speed and depth of your choice, with the dildo of your choice (as long as it's vac u lock compatible), there's nothing else to worry about other than getting fucked as hard and as fast as you like. There's no, “oh I hope they're enjoying it/hope I'm a good fuck/hope my butt isn't jiggling too unattractively/are my boobs sexy or resembling failed soufflés in my armpits again”… It's a machine. It doesn't care.