Sex Machine Reviews

Sex Machine Reviews – Find the Best for Intense Pleasure

If you’re looking for hands-free, powerful pleasure, my sex machine reviews are here to help. From thrusting machines to ride-on saddles, I’ve tested and reviewed some of the best options available. Whether you crave deep penetration, vibrating stimulation, or a combination of both, you’ll find detailed insights on top-rated sex machines right here.

Why Choose a Sex Machine?

A sex machine offers a unique level of pleasure, delivering consistent power and stamina that hands or traditional toys simply can’t match. With adjustable speeds, attachments, and settings, these machines cater to all experience levels and preferences. Some focus on thrusting, while others, like ride-on machines, provide intense clitoral and internal stimulation.

Top-Rated Sex Machines

I’ve put a variety of sex machines to the test, and these stand out as some of the best:

VVD Rider Desire Sex Saddle – Versatile & Powerful

This ride-on machine delivers strong vibrations and deep stimulation, making it a fantastic choice for those who enjoy grinding pleasure at their own pace. Buy yours here

The Tremor – A Sybian Alternative with Intense Vibes

Designed for power lovers, The Tremor is a dual-motor saddle machine that rivals the famous Sybian. It’s built for strong vibrations and hands-free fun. Buy yours here

Motorbunny – Customisable & Wildly Intense

A highly adjustable, ride-on sex machine with multiple attachments, Motorbunny is a dream for those who love deep, rumbly stimulation. Buy yours here

HiSmith Fucking Machine – Adjustable & Penetrative

This thrusting machine provides intense, controlled strokes with customisable speed settings, offering a hands-free experience that mimics real penetration. Buy yours here

F-Machine Gigolo – Smooth & Reliable Thrusting

A premium thrusting sex machine that’s quiet, powerful, and precise. Ideal for those who enjoy deep, steady strokes with variable speed control. Buy yours here

The Sybian – The Ultimate Ride-On Pleasure Machine

Known as the gold standard in ride-on machines, The Sybian is legendary for its power, multiple attachments, and full-body pleasure.

Find the Perfect Sex Machine for You

Choosing the right sex machine depends on your preferences for penetration, vibration, and intensity. Explore my full collection of sex machine reviews to find the best option for your pleasure.

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VVD Rider Desire Sex Saddle Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£193.00
Brand:
VVD
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
I would have preferred to communicate my thoughts about this pleasure product via a series of orgasmic grunts and moans, but apparently a written review is required. Today I’m attempting to summarise my feelings about the VVD Rider Desire Sex Saddle, a rideable sex machine from vvdofficial.com...
The Wildolo x Hismith Fucking Machine Review

The Wildolo x Hismith Fucking Machine Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£799.99
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Metal
Plug in, turn on, and strap in for the wildest fuck of your life—with the Wildolo x Hismith fucking machine. Hismith has done it again with Wildolo and produced a stunning machine that is simply unrivalled. There is no better sub-$1000 fucking machine out there.

HiSmith Servok Fucking Machine Review (aka Servok Premium)

9 out of 10
Hismith already leads the midrange and budget market, but now they've stormed straight into the high-end too, with the Hismith Servok, featuring a completely new mechanical design and motor that allows the holy grail of fucking machine features: dynamically adjustable stroke length and depth. The unique design also allows it to handle much bigger toys with ease.

Velvet Thruster Thrusting Dildo Review | Frankie / New Lewis Silicone Top

9 out of 10
For those seeking a portable and affordable alternative to a full-size fucking machine like the Tremor, Sybian or Motorbunny, the Velvet Thruster Thrusting Dildo should be your first consideration. Sure, it’s noisy compared with a standard handheld vibrator, but this isn’t a standard vibe.

Bondara Joy Extanda 10 Function Remote Thrusting Dildo Review (with comparison to HiSmith Traveller...

5 out of 10
Price:
£99.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
The Bondara Joy Extanda 10 Function Remote Thrusting Dildo is a thrusting vibrator—a hybrid toy that's somewhere in between a full-on fucking machine and a basic vibrating dildo. Available now for £100 from Bondara, will this slick 6” solid silicone extendable cock sow the seeds of delight for you? And how does it compare to its closest competitor: the HiSmith Traveller Pro?

Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£235.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Metal
I'm a massive fan of the HiSmith Premium fucking machine, and while I think it's worth every penny, £600 is still a lot of money. Sinloli realised that it's beyond most people's budget, so the Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine is their answer—at a much more palatable less-than-£300. It has the same powerful design, a remote control with built-in programs, and you can even adjust the angle for that perfect penetrative position.

HiSmith Premium App-Controlled Sex Machine Review

10 out of 10
The HiSmith Premium App-Controlled Sex Machine is quite simply the best thrusting fucking machine you can buy. It'll fuck you in ways you never dreamed of, at speeds beyond those possible by any mere mortal, plus it features industry-leading Bluetooth app and web control.

Hismith Pro Traveler Portable Sex Machine Review (Plus: Lovers Kit & Luxury Kit For...

8 out of 10
What's a girl (or guy) to do if buzzy vibrators just don't do the job? Well, you might want to look at sex machines: mechanical beasts that thrust relentlessly on command and keep hammering away until you say stop. The robot revolution is here, and I for one welcome my new orgasmic machine overlords.
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The Tremor Sex Machine Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£645.00
Materials:
Metal, Plastic
I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing The Tremor Sex Machine. I've my had my eyes on The Tremor for a while now, and so naturally I jumped at the chance.

MotorBunny Sex Machine Review (MotorBunny & Sybian Comparison)

10 out of 10
Price:
£971.00
Materials:
Plastic, TPE
Well, let's just say it can make me squirt just as easily as a Sybian® which is a very good thing. I squirted for the first time in my life on a Sybian® and it’s good to know that the MotorBunny Sex Machine has that effect on me too...

Sybian Sex Machine Review (including G-Wave & Orb Silicone Sybian Attachments)

8 out of 10
Price:
£1395.00
By Cara Sutra: This is the sex toy I always imagined to be the swansong of my reviews. The famously monstrous masturbation machine. The clit basher, the cunt bucker. A beast of a pleasure giver. The original fuck box. The Sybian Sex Machine.
F-Machine Gigolo Sex Machine Review

F-Machine Gigolo Sex Machine Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£475.00
Brand:
F-Machine
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Metal, TPR
I was finally ready to give the F-Machine Gigolo Sex Machine a try. So exciting! I put the lights down low, had my glass of wine on the side and an array of Sliquid for comfort. Doxy and other clit vibes within reach, because I'm greedy. I didn't know if I was testing the fuck machine or seducing it.