Sex Machine Reviews

Plug in, turn on, and strap in for the wildest fuck of your life—with the Wildolo x Hismith fucking machine. Hismith has done it again with Wildolo and produced a stunning machine that is simply unrivalled. There is no better sub-$1000 fucking machine out there.

Hismith already leads the midrange and budget market, but now they've stormed straight into the high-end too, with the Hismith Servok, featuring a completely new mechanical design and motor that allows the holy grail of fucking machine features: dynamically adjustable stroke length and depth. The unique design also allows it to handle much bigger toys with ease.

For those seeking a portable and affordable alternative to a full-size fucking machine like the Tremor, Sybian or Motorbunny, the Velvet Thruster Thrusting Dildo should be your first consideration. Sure, it’s noisy compared with a standard handheld vibrator, but this isn’t a standard vibe.

The Bondara Joy Extanda 10 Function Remote Thrusting Dildo is a thrusting vibrator—a hybrid toy that's somewhere in between a full-on fucking machine and a basic vibrating dildo. Available now for £100 from Bondara, will this slick 6” solid silicone extendable cock sow the seeds of delight for you? And how does it compare to its closest competitor: the HiSmith Traveller Pro?

I'm a massive fan of the HiSmith Premium fucking machine, and while I think it's worth every penny, £600 is still a lot of money. Sinloli realised that it's beyond most people's budget, so the Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine is their answer—at a much more palatable less-than-£300. It has the same powerful design, a remote control with built-in programs, and you can even adjust the angle for that perfect penetrative position.

The HiSmith Premium App-Controlled Sex Machine is quite simply the best thrusting fucking machine you can buy. It'll fuck you in ways you never dreamed of, at speeds beyond those possible by any mere mortal, plus it features industry-leading Bluetooth app and web control.

What's a girl (or guy) to do if buzzy vibrators just don't do the job? Well, you might want to look at sex machines: mechanical beasts that thrust relentlessly on command and keep hammering away until you say stop. The robot revolution is here, and I for one welcome my new orgasmic machine overlords.

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing The Tremor Sex Machine. I've my had my eyes on The Tremor for a while now, and so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Well, let's just say it can make me squirt just as easily as a Sybian® which is a very good thing. I squirted for the first time in my life on a Sybian® and it’s good to know that the MotorBunny Sex Machine has that effect on me too...

By Cara Sutra: This is the sex toy I always imagined to be the swansong of my reviews. The famously monstrous masturbation machine. The clit basher, the cunt bucker. A beast of a pleasure giver. The original fuck box. The Sybian Sex Machine.

I was finally ready to give the F-Machine Gigolo Sex Machine a try. So exciting! I put the lights down low, had my glass of wine on the side and an array of Sliquid for comfort. Doxy and other clit vibes within reach, because I'm greedy. I didn't know if I was testing the fuck machine or seducing it.