Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

Thanks to Hankey’s Toys for another devilishly delightful dildo to review this month! This time I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of the Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo, which held a special appeal to my husband and I as we’re huge fans of the Alien movies and similar futuristic sci-fi.

There are four different sizes available, various colours and choice of silicone firmness. I have the Alien Breeder dildo in black colour, medium size, medium firmness and no vac-u-hole. By my measurements it’s 10.25 inches in overall length, with 9.5 inches insertable and a maximum circumference of 9 inches.

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Packaging / Unboxing

My glorious Alien Breeder dildo arrived in discreet and secure outer wrapping for the post, while the dildo itself was shrink-wrapped in transparent plastic, which contained a Mr Hankey’s branded card and had a small care label attached to the base.

First Impressions

This is one huge dildo… I was wondering whether I’d overestimated my abilities when deciding on the medium size of Alien Breeder dildo. Nothing about this insertable toy seems ‘medium’ to me; it’s a bold, black, BIG chunk of silicone deliciousness crafted with a kinky alien design for added thrills. I was glad I’d recently topped up my sex lube supply, I was going to need a lot.

Cleaning The Dildo

Before attempting to insert the Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo inside myself, the toy needed a quick wash to get rid of any residual manufacturing chemicals and loose material/fluff on the surface. It’s a huge toy to try and wash in a standard size sink, so I found it easier to pop under the running bath tap or just taking it into a hot soapy shower with me. If the number of ridges and nodules on the dildo worry you with regards to cleaning, just get a nail brush specifically for cleaning sex toys and go over the surface carefully with your usual choice of soap or cleansing gel. Then either pat the toy dry with a clean towel or leave to air dry.

How It Feels

As expected, I needed a liberal application of lube in order to get (at least some of) this dildo inside me. I use it vaginally, but you could also use it anally if preferred – and if you’re able!

When using this larger size of sex toy, I know I need to be as turned on as I can possibly get. So a little pre-penetration playtime is in order, using some lube to help coax my natural wetness, plus clitoral teasing with one of my favourite bullet vibrators to bring me to peak arousal without tipping over the orgasmic edge.

Once I’m at the point where I can’t take any more stimulation or I’ll climax, it’s time to try and insert the Alien beast. I added another splash of water-based lube to the top and coated a good amount of the head with it, to remove any friction during insertion and to maximise sensual glide.

I found it quite difficult to handle this heavy-weight dildo with one hand while laying on the bed or standing up, especially with the addition of lube, and it was easier in a situation where I could hover over the dildo standing on another surface and lower myself on to it. Having a wall or rail to hold on to is important so I don’t end up hurting myself either on the dildo or by slipping over. I tend to use the Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo either on the bathroom floor or on the closed lid of the loo, but you could also use it while squatting over it on the bed. I’d advise putting a towel, or ideally the Cumpanion sex towel, down first to avoid any lube or fluids creating a mess on your sheets.

It’s difficult to describe the multi-layered hotness that comes from having the Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo finally inside me. Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play forays with my husband using this on me, as well as supremely sinful solo masturbation sessions.

It’s difficult to get over that bulge just after the head area, but I can just about manage it on an especially good day. Lashings of lube really do help, as well as being fully aroused before insertion. The various ridges of the alien design feel sensational either on the way in, or on the way out… It’s perfect for anyone like me who loves a sex toy with plenty of stimulation areas built into the design.

If you can take this dildo anally then I have the utmost admiration for you – it’s too big for me to use it that way, sadly. I prefer to use it vaginally in any case, and when I have those moments where I just have to be rammed by an enormous, unforgiving alien penetrator, the Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo delivers, and then some.

Video

Enjoy this short video demonstration of the Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo in all its otherworldly glory:

Summary

Whether you’re a fan of the Alien movies or just relish the thought of being fucked by an alien-style sex toy, I’m sure you’ll love the Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo.

This is a massive hunk of alien horniness that wants to use you as its host and rip the orgasms from your body. Just remember to stock up on lube before your extra-terrestrial pleasure trip, and make sure you’re in a safe and secure position before you blast off. Close the windows and lock the doors for this one… In space no-one can hear you scream, but down here on earth the neighbours certainly can. Maybe grab something to bite down on to before you begin.

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