Nothosaur Toys

Nothosaur Toys are a brand of sex toys which take their inspiration from a fantasy world of creatures, monsters, mythical beasts and otherworldly beings. Made from platinum-grade silicone, you can select your dildo, butt plug, penis masturbator, grinder or packer in your choice of firmness, colour and size for a tailor-made sensual experience.

On this page you can find all my in-depth Nothosaur Toys reviews. Receiving Nothosaur dildos is always a pleasure, and they’re always discreetly packaged for the post and securely packed inside the plain brown outer box. The team are helpful and fun, and ready to assist with any queries you may have. On top of this, the Nothosaur Toys website is easy to navigate, with plenty of information about the products, how to order, how to select your favourite colour, theme or blend and a whole lot more. I love the backstory to each sex toy – it really helps you get in the right mindset for a mind-blowing self-pleasure session!

If fantasy and fuckery combined is your dream come true, you’re in the right place with Nothosaur Toys. Click through below to discover their ever-expanding range, and read all my reviews to help you choose exactly the right toy (& importantly, the right size!) for you.

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Nothosaur Toys Vortima Masturbator Review: Tentacle-Texture Monster Fantasy Stroker

10 out of 10
After reviewing plenty of wonderfully weird Nothosaur fantasy dildos, we opted for something a little different this time. And this sex toy is so different, you could say it’s out of this world. Welcome to our Nothosaur Toys Vortima Masturbator review, where I’ll be sharing all the tentacle-texture details of this monster fantasy stroker.

Nothosaur Kohana Ovipositor Review: Twisted Tentacle Dildo & KoXeno Eggs

9 out of 10
True to its name, the Kohana fucked me and posited its ova deep inside my warm, wet, tight, welcoming space. A hungry, horny slut bred by alien captors and thanking them for the pleasurable privilege.

Nothosaur Toys Karkinos Knot Dildo Review: Erotic Fantasy Crab Creation

10 out of 10
It’s so difficult to describe how it felt the first time I was able to take the full length of Karkinos’ crab-like contours. It feels so satisfyingly filling, it’s a genuine erotic thrill. It’s hard for me to distinguish the exact bulge, angle or nodule which feels best once the dildo is fully inside me. It all just blends into the appendage of a fantasy creature which is so otherworldly, so filthily non-human, yet so lustfully phallic, that the physical design and psychological impact take me by the throat and slam me against the door of an orgasm in no time.

Nothosaur Toys Anubis Dildo Review

7 out of 10
I’m delighted to be reviewing another exciting sex toy from Nothosaur this month - this time, the glistening, gorgeous Nothosaur Toys Anubis Dildo. Inspired by the ancient Egyptian jackal-headed god who guided souls to the afterlife and judged their purity, this canine-contoured dildo promises to preside over your pleasure until you reach the fabled ‘petite mort.’ But did this divine masterpiece lead me to celestial orgasms, or should it be consigned to history?

Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack Horse Dildo Review

10 out of 10
If you’re looking for a fantasy horse cock which is customisable in terms of size, firmness and colours, as well as a veiny flesh design and highest quality silicone, the Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack Horse Dildo is my hot tip to round up the wildest orgasms in town.

Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo Review

10 out of 10
It’s quite fun brandishing your weapon of choice, heading out on a board game adventure with friends, finding treasure & trouble in equal measure – think Lord of the Rings setting, with cards, dice, snacks and laughter. So, when the Nothosaur Toys team offered their newest sex toy to review, the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo, I leapt at the chance.

Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
A shadow which is suddenly transformed into the crystal-clear dominant force of a predator from the depths, as one long, gleaming tentacle crashes through the surface of the water and captures its prey.

Nothosaur Toys Virgo Dildo Review (The Zodiac Sex Toys Collection)

10 out of 10
I hadn’t heard of Nothosaur Toys before I was approached for this sex toy review, but I’m so glad I know about them now! They create all kinds of fantastical and exotic dildos, based on theology & legends, in a wide variety of colours and textures. Today I’m reviewing the Nothosaur Toys Virgo Dildo, from their Zodiac sex toys collection. Just look at how gorgeous it is!