Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo Review (Medium Size)
The slow realisation that there’s a large, mysterious mass moving beneath the deceptively calm roll of the ocean waves. The sinuous movement of a dark creature lurking beneath, an ominous roaming shadow. A shadow which is suddenly transformed into the crystal-clear dominant force of a predator from the depths, as one long, gleaming tentacle crashes through the surface of the water and captures its prey. As you can tell, my latest review product has sent my imagination into overdrive. Thank you for sending me the glorious Alla, Nothosaur team! Read on to find out all about the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo, the supremely long beauty of suckered silicone delight.
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How It Feels
My first impressions upon seeing the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo, even before I removed it from its packet, was that it’s one of the most beautiful sex toys I’ve ever seen. Removing it from the bag, so I could take in its lengthy, suckered, oceanic-themed colouring in all its majesty, I was genuinely taken aback. What a glorious dildo this truly is. The design is remarkable. Alla has a deliberate twist to its shaft, so that when you pick it up, it has an almost lifelike motion to it. This twist also means the suckers down its length have a realistic patterning, no matter how the dildo is laid or used. I’m so glad I opted for the Summon colour theme, as the deep-sea green along with the darker purple areas is absolutely perfect for this tentacle toy which is reminiscent of ‘Kraken from the Deep’ stories.
I have the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo in Medium size, which is plenty enough length and girth for me – and then some. Ok, so it isn’t the girthiest toy – to be honest, I’m quite relieved after having more girth than I can handle with some other, stupendously enormous dildos I reviewed lately. If you’d like the Alla in a smaller or larger size, Nothosaur can deliver. Choose Extra Small, Small, Medium (that I’m reviewing here), Large or the ‘hefty chonk’ Bold option, just please make sure you take note of all the measurements given on the product page before you order.
So, how are you supposed to use the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo? The answer: Any which way you like. It’s here to probe whichever orifice you like, filling you with its twisty, suckered tentacle delights. Over my time trying out the Alla dildo ready for this review, I’ve discovered it’s surprisingly versatile for pleasurable use, not just gloriously ornamental!
Anal Dildo
The best way I’ve found to use the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo is as an anal dildo. The long length, coupled with the slender shaft with superb, suckered texture, makes it an anal stimulation dream. As always for anal play, lube is a must. And I mean plenty of lube.
It was easiest to insert the slim tip of Alla when I was in a squatting position, after being warmed up to a very aroused state using other sex toys. For me this means clitoral vibrators, some vaginal penetrative stim and then clipping on some nipple clamps, and I was more than ready to shove the Alla dildo inside and let it plunder my dark passage as deeply as it could roam.
With lubed up hands and toy it was quite difficult to maintain grip on the toy to insert and keep it travelling into me, but I somehow managed. On other occasions I included Alla in playtimes with my husband, and it was a lot easier when I could flip over on to my front or all fours, and he was feeding the Alla dildo inside me while I concentrated on keeping my arousal at peak levels without tipping over the edge.
Although I couldn’t take the full length of the Alla dildo anally, I could take a surprising amount of it. As pleasurable as the rough, forced insertion was – especially with my partner taking control – I wasn’t prepared for how fucking spectacular the removal process would be. Think anal beads, and how they intensify orgasm when removed bead by bead at the same time as climaxing, then have another good look at the Alla Tentacle dildo. This suckered beast, sliding out as I orgasmed, made for a very loud, expletive-ridden, ferocious full body orgasm that took a very long time to recover from. Utter bliss.
Vaginal Dildo
My husband and I have enjoyed exploring how to use the Alla Tentacle dildo on me vaginally, too. As I mentioned earlier, anal use is the easiest and most effective way to use Alla, in my experience. The extremely slender tip followed by a not-overly-girthy first 6 or 7 inches of the Alla’s shaft doesn’t make for the best vaginal dildo for me. At 7 inches below the tip of the Alla, the girth is still under 4 inches around.
That said, the dildo gods love a trier. I was able to double-over the shaft of the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo and fuck myself vaginally with it that way. It’s extremely slippery and wants to spring out of my grasp, but this just serves to intensify the fantasy that I’m grappling with a real, live otherworldly sea beast that is viciously lashing out as I attempt to shove it inside myself and ride it to orgasmic ecstasy.
Just as when using it anally, this was a whole lot easier when my partner was involved in play, as he could take over doubling over the shaft, gripping it tightly and thrusting it into me, while I concentrated on the delicious sensations from being fucked by a suckered ‘double shaft’. Thrillingly kinky.
Kinky whip
Another surprise sprung on us by the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo, as we explored the many ways to use it, was that it makes an excellent kinky impact play tool. The long length of the shaft, combined with the dense but flexible silicone material, means that using the Alla as a spanking toy or BDSM whip is not just possible but thumpingly effective.
I advise using it only on very fleshy parts of the body, such as the buttocks or backs of the thighs, as it really does pack a resounding thump upon impact. Take it slowly at first as you may be surprised at just how heavily the Alla slaps when using it in this way. And move any fragile items well out of harm’s way before wielding this weighty whip.
The sensation from having the Alla Tentacle Dildo used as a corporal punishment toy is more like the widespread impact of a spanking paddle, than a single tail whip or the multiple stings from a BDSM flogger. I absolutely love how it feels as a spanking toy – whether I’m the one wielding it, or the one braced for this sea monster’s mighty impact.
Photo Prop
As you can see from my photos of the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo in this review, this sex toy is extremely photogenic. I could take 500 photos of it and still not feel that I’ve captured the majestic beauty of this glorious tentacle toy with its vibrant green and dark purple hues. It is devastatingly beautiful, and the realistic twist design to the shaft serves to highlight that beauty in even finer detail.
The Alla tentacle could be used in creature cosplay or sexy roleplay, as part of an imaginative outfit or scenario. As you can see from the magnificent customer and influencer photos on the Nothosaur Toys website and social media platforms, Alla is one of the most popular sex toys from their range not only to use in a sexual context, but also for the raunchiest photoshoots.
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How To Clean the Alla After Use
You might be concerned with how best to clean the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo after use, seeing as the long shaft is covered with beautiful, but gunk-capturing, suckers. I find that the easiest way is to take it into the shower with me, and use an old nail brush which I have kept just for sex toy cleaning use, and give it a good soaping and scrub the length completely clean while in the shower.
You could also simply submerge it in a bowl of warm soapy water and clean it down with a nail brush without the need for a shower, of course!
Storage Pouch
Along with the Alla dildo I also received a Nothosaur creature-branded fabric storage bag, which was a welcome inclusion:
Video
Enjoy this video showing the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo in all its glory, as best I could capture it. You can see the lifelike twist to its gorgeous suckered shaft, the sea green and deep purple hues of this Summon colour blend, how it reacts and springs in real life, as well as the base serving as a suction cup on a smooth, flat surface:
Summary
What a dildo, what an experience, what a vibe. There is absolutely everything to love about the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo, and nothing to hate. This spectacularly beautiful sex toy is a jewel in the magnificent Nothosaur Toys collection, and for good reason. It’s made with platinum-grade, body safe and non-porous silicone, it’s available in several sizes and colour combinations, it has a suction cup base, the shaft has a twist design for realism and beauty, the suckers are tantalising and stimulating. Its versatility is breathtaking, as is the sensation of this oceanic beast slithering into your darkest places and sliding back out, leaving nothing but gasping stimulation in its wake. My favourite ways to use the Alla Tentacle dildo are as an anal probe and as a kinky impact play tool.
However you decide to use it is up to you, and I feel sure you will love it just as much as I do.
This is one Kraken you’ll never want to release.
Pros
- Made with platinum-grade silicone
- Supremely long yet minimally girthy, for depth exploration and play
- Clever twist design to the shaft makes for realism and lifelike motion
- Can be used anally or vaginally
- Doubles as a kinky spanking toy
- Fantastic fantasy role play addition
- Available in several sizes
- Customisable colour blends and options
- Suction cup base attaches firmly to a smooth, flat surface
Cons
- Not the best for vaginal penetration due to the slender girth
- Tricky to clean after use due to the multitude of suckers on the shaft
- Not for those who dislike ‘creature feature’ sex toys
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General Info & Specs
I have the Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo in medium size, medium firmness silicone, and colour selection is “Summon”. The price for this spec, at the time of writing, is USD $129.99.
Packaging / Unboxing
The Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo arrived in Nothosaur’s usual discreet outer box for the post, with no mention of the company name or that sex toys were contained inside. Upon opening the box my review toys were packed securely, and each item was contained in a hygiene sealed, branded plastic bag as seen on the photos.
Cut across the top of the bag carefully, to form a zip top storage pouch. The dildo was easy to retrieve from inside the bag, and unfurled so I could take in its lengthy, otherworldly glory.
Size / Measurements
The Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo measures 22.5 inches in total length, with a maximum insertable length of 20.5 inches. The circumference of the tiny tip is 1.8 inches, gradually widening down the shaft so that at the bottom of the insertable area there’s a maximum circumference of 6 inches.
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