Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Dildo Review
I’m thoroughly enchanted to review this month’s wondrous offering from Hankey’s Toys. What a magical tool to have in your world of wankcraft arsenal! This delightfully hefty piece of toybox treasure invites you to journey deep into a new, erotic land and unleash the beast of your fiercest orgasms. Are you ready for this pleasure quest, masturbation adventurers? Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo!
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As always, I’m here to dispel mythical fears, unravel the magic and shed a horny light on what makes this D&D inspired dildo a fully captivating and immersive experience. Dice are neither included nor required.
Packaging / Unboxing
This thrilling new adult toy arrived in the same discreet packaging as the rest of my wonderful Hankey’s Toys dildos, while the individual toys were shrink-wrapped in plastic inside the plain outer box. The Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo has a cute Hankey’s Toys sticker included in the wrap, and on the base there’s an easily removable label with a QR code leading to product information & care details on the Hankey’s Toys website.
Size / Measurements
Before doing the bedroom battle and wrestling with this monstrous dragon dong, it’s important to take note of the measurements. Enter kinky combat unprepared and you’re setting yourself up for disappointment and defeat!
I have the Large size of the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo, in medium firm silicone. The dildo is metallic green colour, but there are many other shades and finishes to choose from. I chose to include the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base, too.
This Large size has, by my own measurements, an overall length of 12 inches, an insertable length of 10 inches and a maximum circumference of the shaft of 8.5 inches. Due to the nature of this dildo, the max girth does vary a lot down the shaft, ie. around the collar the widest part is 7 inches around, the central part of the shaft at its widest is 8.5 inches around, and just before the chunky base area it widens to 9.1 inches circumference.
Video
Enjoy this short video demonstration of the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo in all its gloriously fearsome beauty:
How It Feels
The first thing I had to do before using the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo was to wash the toy thoroughly to get rid of any residue from the manufacturing process. Second: Go fetch the big bottle of lube.
Masturbating with the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo offered a smorgasbord of sensory enjoyment and physical stimulation. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t think dragons are cool, for a start, so the idea, then reality, of fucking myself with a dildo enhanced with such a pronounced dragon scales design was phenomenal.
Then there’s the feel of that dragon-scales texture. The tip of the dildo has a cobra-style head, with a wider, dramatically textured collar section which makes sliding the dildo in, then out, a shuddering thrill. The sheer size and weight of the dildo mean I need to be laid down to use it or have the dildo on a flat surface while I straddle and insert it – very carefully, and keeping a secure footing on the ground and with something to hold on to nearby!
I opted for the Vac-U-Hole in the base of the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo and I’m so glad I did. This optional extra doesn’t just mean you can use the toy with a vacuum plug style strap-on attachment – which would limit the dildo’s use to those who can easily take the size of the thing without worry or injury – it also means you can sit the dildo on a peg-style suction cup base attachment (available separately). These suction cup bases work on a flat, smooth surface like a plastic seat, side of the bath or the closed lid of the loo.
Using one of these ensures that the dildo won’t move away or slip during use, making playtime reassuringly safer and worry-free. The last thing you want when experiencing the full erotic potential of an insertable sex toy is any painful and dangerous slippage.
Although I’m unable to take the full length of this dildo, I still enjoy the head and some of the shaft when using it vaginally. You could use the sex toy anally if you prefer, as it has a wide base. I like to use it vaginally, though, as firstly I have other toys specifically for anal fun, and secondly I’m not sure I could even get the head inside myself anally!
I have to be fully and thoroughly warmed up before inserting the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo, by using lube, my fingers and another stimulating sex toy such as a bullet vibrator on my clit. Once fully aroused it’s much easier to take the head, then slowly – ever so slowly – slide down that gigantic, stupendously textured shaft.
Afterwards I always feel absolutely stretched to my limits, with the aching and throbbing from my vagina a hot reminder of my playtime with this deliciously deviant dragon toy. It’s always a battle to conquer my Fuck Fortress, and the dragon is always happily victorious!
Summary
The Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo is a sex toy which defies expectations, stretches you to your limits, and unleashes your wildest orgasms. Roll for ability (and grab the lube) before partnering with this magnificent beast for an epic, erotic adventure.
Take note of the available sizes on the Hankey’s Toys website before you order, as pleasure tools in your arsenal inevitably feel bigger than when you’re wielding this hefty weapon in your hand. There are plenty of other tweaks you can make before buying, to ensure you adopt the dragon toy of your dirtiest dreams. Select the right silicone firmness for you, as well as your preferred colour, and I’d recommend opting for the Vac-U-Hole in the base to allow for strap-on or suction-cup-base* sessions.
Made from platinum-grade, non-toxic and non-porous silicone, you can be assured of a fully body safe as well as spectacularly sensual fuck session when using the Dildos & Dragons dildo. This is a genuinely gorgeous sex toy which is almost as pleasing to look at as it is to straddle and ride to a loudly satisfying happy ending.
Buy Yours Today
Are you ready to make the fantasy reality with the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo? As I’ve mentioned, there is a wide range of sizes and colours to choose from, if the Large size reviewed above isn’t the best fit. Head to mrhankeystoys.com to buy yours, or click through the big green button below!
* Suction cup bases with Vac-U-Hole compatible pegs available separately. The toy does not arrive with a suction cup base as standard, it’s an optional extra item.
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