Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo Review
Exciting news! Bondara have new additions in their ‘Monster Dildos’ collection. I’m so happy that I’ve been given the chance to try out one of these alluring creature-features to review here on the blog. The Bondara Monsters range offers dildos completely different to the standard, realistic-size cocks. There are tentacles, fists, extra-girthy, extra-long and even double-ended and multi-cock styles. Today I’m sharing my thoughts and experiences of the Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo, a textured, silicone wonder with a suction-cup base.
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Packaging/ Unboxing
My Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo arrived in the usual plain brown outer box for transit & delivery, while the dildo itself was simply in a sealed, transparent plastic wrapper. It has a Bondara logo sticker on the front, and the product code (CS56) on the back.
I appreciate such lightweight packaging for my sex toys as it means it’s easy to dispose of, non-wasteful and doesn’t contribute much to the overall price of the product – meaning Bondara can keep their prices as low as possible for customers.
Size / Measurements
The Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo is typical in size, rather than ‘monstrously’ long or girthy. By my measurements, it is 8.5 inches in overall length with a maximum insertable length of 7.5 inches. The circumference (girth) tapers from a maximum of 7 inches around the toy just above the base, to an easy-to-insert 3.1 inches around the tip.
Video
In this short video demonstration, you can see the Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo in all its otherworldly glory – including the strength of the suction cup and that luscious dappled texture close up:
How It Feels
I was intrigued to find out how this ‘creature from the deep’ would feel inside me from the moment I saw it. I love the unusual textured surface, with not only larger raised nodules resembling mini suckers, but a dappled background covering the entirety of the dildo’s shaft. And then there’s that tantalising twist design… It’s like two tentacles have embraced and fully wound around each other to form a singular probe in an alluring twist shape. The combination of this dildo’s texture, shape and size meant I could hardly wait to slip it inside.
With a smaller girth at the tip, it was easy enough to insert vaginally. The toy then tapers steadily, getting broader in girth as you envelop every twisted inch of the beast. Due to the dappled surface of the silicone, and the additional texture from the nodules scattered over the surface, I was glad I kept the water-based lube within reach. Sliding the shape of the toy inside me with the help of a splash of lubricant felt simply sublime, but without any lube I think I would have really struggled.
I could really feel and appreciate the unusual twist design and that glorious surface texture when the Twisted Twins dildo was inside me. Instead of the typical cylindrical phallus shape, this dildo has defined edges around those twisted tentacles – soft edges, but edges which add a shudder of erotic excitement when sliding the toy in and out. The small, rounded point of the tip probed at my cervix when the dildo was fully inside me, and depending on your personal preference for such things, could be as ‘gently nuzzling’ or as ‘violently battering’ against it as you please.
As the Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo has a suction cup base, I could use that to affix the toy securely to a smooth surface such as the side of the bath, the closed lid of a loo or my Perspex sex stool. It was easy to then sit astride the toy, feet firmly on the ground for safety and balance, and ease the twisted monster in (then out, then in) as I rode it blissfully. Using a clitoral bullet vibrator helped keep my arousal piqued, so I could choose my perfect moment to submit to an almighty orgasm.
I’m really pleased that although this dildo is part of the Bondara Monsters collection, it is quite typical in length and girth. This makes the Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo attractive and accessible for people who don’t want (or aren’t able) to use the monstrously long or excessively girthy dildos and butt plugs often seen in ‘creature feature’ and ‘alternative’ dildo collections.
The suction cup actually works too, and is a genuinely useful addition to this toy. There’s a defined ridge around the base of the dildo which means it could be used as an anal toy instead of a vaginal dildo, if that’s more your thing. The ridge means it would be compatible with an O-ring strap on harness as well. As it’s black, it has universal appeal – I’m so glad it hasn’t been swept into the pink and purple tide of mainstream dildo colours.
What a versatile sex toy!
Summary
If you want a dildo which offers something quite different to the run-of-the-mill pink phallus types, then try out the Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo for size. Its dual tentacle twist provides a dark and otherworldly stimulation experience, while the 7.5 inch maximum insertion length and the gently tapering girth means it can be enjoyed by everyone – from dildo newbies to creature-feature-fuckery veterans.
My advice is to make the most of its suction cup base to attach it to a smooth surface before easing its lubricated length into your similarly lubricated and eager entrance. Go slow until you know how much you can take of its unusual shape and length, then let this monster plunge into the deep until you are washed ashore on a wave of climactic ecstasy.
Pros
A contrast to all the typical dildos in your collection
- Not pink or purple; black for universal appeal
- Dual tentacle twist design plus textured surface for stimulation overload
- Made from body-safe, non-porous, flexible silicone
- A size to suit everyone, from newbies to the more experienced
- Design means it can be used for vaginal or anal stimulation
- Could be used with an O-ring strap-on harness
- Suction cup base for reassuring stability during use
- All this for only £35.99 – bargain
Cons
- Dappled and noduled texture means (for me, at least) lube is required every time to avoid chafing/discomfort
- Not for unusual dildo haters or people not into fucking themselves with tentacles… I don’t know if it shows, but I’m really struggling to find any cons here guys!
Score: 10/10
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