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Techno-kinkster into all kinds of DIY bondage and teledildonics.

HiSmith Servok Fucking Machine Review (aka Servok Premium)

9 out of 10
Hismith already leads the midrange and budget market, but now they've stormed straight into the high-end too, with the Hismith Servok, featuring a completely new mechanical design and motor that allows the holy grail of fucking machine features: dynamically adjustable stroke length and depth. The unique design also allows it to handle much bigger toys with ease.

John Thomas Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Horny is decidedly more abstract of a design than most of the John Thomas Toys range, though the official backstory is that it's the horn of the devil himself. But regardless of the backstory, each ring is a sinful challenge of its own to anyone brave enough to tackle it.
Lyra & Rael - John Thomas Toys POD Alien Tongue Erotica

Lyra & Rael

Lyra was pinned with the slimy beast on top of her -and as if that wasn't enough, slowly but surely she was choking from the relentless tongue.  She tried kicking and squirming. In desperation, she tried a psychic attack, but she was in such a state that all she could do was listen in on the creature's mental screams.

John Thomas Pod Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Officially, John Thomas Toys say that “Pod is an alien life form planted on Earth 88 million years ago by an alien race from Zeroth”. In my unofficial and unsanctioned by Games Workshop capacity, I'm calling it a replica of a pure-strain Genestealer’s tongue. And anyone who’s played Warhammer 40k has probably dreamt about being pleasured by a Genestealer at some point in their life. Well, now’s your chance.

Bondara Joy Extanda 10 Function Remote Thrusting Dildo Review (with comparison to HiSmith Traveller...

5 out of 10
Price:
£99.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
The Bondara Joy Extanda 10 Function Remote Thrusting Dildo is a thrusting vibrator—a hybrid toy that's somewhere in between a full-on fucking machine and a basic vibrating dildo. Available now for £100 from Bondara, will this slick 6” solid silicone extendable cock sow the seeds of delight for you? And how does it compare to its closest competitor: the HiSmith Traveller Pro?

John Thomas Arnie’s Extremity Fisting Dildo Review

9 out of 10
You get some respite at the wrist, but the feeling of fullness is akin to an inflatable plug. When you’re ready to continue, you'll find the overall girth grows again quickly, offering an even greater challenge; but at this point, it’s a slow, restrained stretch with no unexpected surprises and a more uniform expansion.

KIIROO Onyx Plus Automated Interactive Penis Stroker Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£185.00
Brand:
KIIROO
Shop:
KIIROO
Materials:
Plastic, TPE
The KIIROO Onyx Plus is an automated masturbator that offers a stroking experience unlike anything else on the market—but does that alone make it a worthwhile purchase?

The Handy Dream Sleeve Collection Review: Lotus, Lips & Touch

9 out of 10
Price:
£35.00
Brand:
The Handy
Materials:
TPE
Not content with making the best interactive male masturbator ever—and hot on the heels of their Open-Ended Sleeve Collection—the Handy team has been beavering away at a whole new set of premium sleeve designs: The Handy Dream Sleeve Collection. Join us as we take a closer look at the three new sleeves and whether they're worth the premium asking price.

The Handy Open-Ended Sleeve Collection Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£15.00
Brand:
The Handy
Materials:
TPE
If you've seen my original Handy review, you'll know that I named the Handy the "best automated male masturbator around"—the ultimate toy for the lazy wanker. Unfortunately, at the time, it only had a single stroker sleeve available, and the mechanism didn't play well with strokers from the likes of Fleshlight.

John Thomas Toys Curly Twirly Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£199.00
Looking for a dildo you can literally screw? John Thomas Toys, purveyors of all kinds of fantasy and monster cocks, has one that might be suitable in the form of the Curly Twirly.

Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£235.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Metal
I'm a massive fan of the HiSmith Premium fucking machine, and while I think it's worth every penny, £600 is still a lot of money. Sinloli realised that it's beyond most people's budget, so the Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine is their answer—at a much more palatable less-than-£300. It has the same powerful design, a remote control with built-in programs, and you can even adjust the angle for that perfect penetrative position.

Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£45.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!

John Thomas Toys Thingy Bob Multi Cock Head Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£119.00
What's the best part of a dick? I think we can all agree it's the head. So what could possibly be more satisfying than a dildo with a big dick head on it? That's not a rhetorical question: a dildo with FOUR nice big dick heads on it would obviously be better.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
In my search for ever more exotic alien and monster cocks to submit to, this week I've found myself on the prehistoric planet of Arrakis. After slipping on a particularly slimy rock, I found myself face to face with this sizeable slug-like entity. Suffice to say, I had no hesitation in dropping my space trousers and allowing it to explore my hole.

Sinloli Sucking and Vibrating Masturbator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£30.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Plastic, TPR
It's not often you come across a masturbating sleeve that includes powerful suction features for under $50, but that's precisely what Sinloli has brought us. So is this merely a gimmick, or is the Sinloli sucking and vibrating masturbator the gadget to take your wank to the next level?

John Thomas XTRO Fusion Colour Dildo Review

9 out of 10
XTRO was trying to communicate his dark hunger for me. A series of guttural clicks were followed by a deep angry growl, as he grew impatient for me to understand, let alone reciprocate his need. I tried to scrabble away, but couldn't help myself glancing back to find that wasn't the only thing that was growing. Luminous green drool dripped down his gaping maw, landing on his now huge cock. I froze, but at least I could be confident he didn't want to devour me for dinner.

John Thomas Umbungo’s Finger Anal Probe Review

8 out of 10
Who is Umbungo, and why is his finger so unreasonably long? Your guess is as good as mine. But what I can tell you is that his finger feels utterly lovely going up my bum.

John Thomas Woody Purple Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
The John Thomas Toys Woody is aimed at people who, while watching Lord of the Rings, saw the enormous Ents emerge from the forest, and thought to themselves "I wonder what an Ent's cock looks like? I'd love to fuck one and find out".

KIIROO Keon Interactive Penis Stroker Review (& FeelStar Rae Lil Black Sleeve)

8 out of 10
Price:
£182.00
Brand:
KIIROO
Shop:
KIIROO
Materials:
Plastic, TPE
KIIROO are masters of interactive sex toys, so when they make their own automatic interactive penis stroker, your dick should definitely be paying attention. Paired with a selection of luscious FeelStars stroker sleeves, the KIIROO Keon is about as close to a realistic automated sexual experience you can get.
John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
...the Colon Snake is one of the longest on the market. Compared to other anal depth trainers which are of uniform width, the head provides a little extra stimulation on the way out too, without being so big that it might get caught on something. It's a fun little feature, and if your fantasy is a snake up the bum, you're sorted.