The John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Chubby Cedrick Dildo is a funny little man. His cock as a straight as anything, not too long and not too thick–yet his shaft is ribbed for added pleasure. It translates to an absolutely luscious fuck: not too punishing, but with a textured rhythmic experience all the way down his worm-like shaft.
It's a great option for those new to sex toys who'd like a taster of different sensations before they move onto more powerful toys or something designed with a single purpose for specific body parts. They may find they really enjoy the anal beads, with or without the vibration, and decide to explore that further with something larger or longer. Or perhaps really enjoy the directed, pinpoint clitoral stimulation–there are better, more powerful toys for that too.
You'll be feeling quite full now, as you gasp for breath and marvel at the sheer girth you've managed to fit in. But you'll keep going to satisfy his need to be fully in you. He pushes in further and you're fully impaled by this brute now, unable to move an inch of your own accord, with a belly full of cock and nowhere to escape.
The Aneros Trident MGX Syn Prostate Massager isn't just for solo play though: wearing one during intercourse can be immensely pleasurable too. Thrusting while you have the Aneros inserted should allow it to naturally stimulate your prostate too, resulting in more powerful orgasms. And in my experience, that was absolutely the case...
What's a girl (or guy) to do if buzzy vibrators just don't do the job? Well, you might want to look at sex machines: mechanical beasts that thrust relentlessly on command and keep hammering away until you say stop. The robot revolution is here, and I for one welcome my new orgasmic machine overlords.
Never have I stared upon a dildo as exquisitely handsome, and in equal measure, as bone-quiveringly terrifying. I think I'm in love. Let's back up a little before I gush some more. The Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo is a toy of epic proportions, available from Mr Hankey's Toys from $130.
The Zumio S Spirotip Clitoral Vibrator is the smaller sibling of the Zumio X model, which Cara reviewed last month. While well-received by many, some felt even the lowest setting of the Zumio X model was almost painfully intense. The Zumio S not only lowers the overall intensity of motor, but has added a large, slightly squishy silicone tip to increase surface area and disperse the strength of the oscillations.
When your prostate demands a premium massage experience, look no further than the Nexus Revo range. This year, the line has received a small update with more functions and better water resistance. Thanks to the Cara Sutra Pleasure Panel and Nexus, I was given the pleasure of trying out the 2019 Nexus Revo Stealth Prostate Massager model.
Few of us have ever needed an excuse to lick our partner from head to toe, but no one ever turned down an offer of chocolate either. So I was helpless to resist reviewing the Lovehoney Oh! Chocolate Body Paint, available now from lovehoney.co.uk, priced £6.99 for a 120g tube.
The SVAKOM Tammy is a unique dual cock ring and clitoral stimulator, designed to worn during penetration to enhance the experience. The SVAKOM Tammy Vibrating Double Cock Ring is available to buy here.
Thanks to this month's Pleasure Panel, I got the chance to squeal like a piggy as I tested out the NS Novelties Oinkz Silicone Pig Tail Butt Plug. Are you ready to go the whole hog with this porcine plug?
Welcome to the future: the Vibease Smart Remote Control Vibrator is a new generation of toy that can sync with a smartphone or be controlled by someone on the other side of the world. But if you don't want to give control to someone else, you can also let a specially crafted audiobook dictate the action. Intrigued? You should be.
The MasturMate Handle looks more like a plumbing accessory than an essential solo sex toy, but after a few weeks of playing with it, I'm not sure how I lived without one. It's ingenious, and I can't get enough of it. It's so simple, yet absolutely mind-blowing fun.
Icicles is a range of hand-blown glass dildos and butt plugs from makers Pipedream. This week, I was offered the chance to review the Icicles No 74 Black Glass Heart Shaped Butt Plug. It's available from Bondara for £24.99.
The Locked In Lust Vice is the first male chastity device with an anti-pullout system, designed to make it completely inescapable. It's available now from Locked In Lust for $159.95. It comes in four colours (clear, chrome, purple, pink), and three cage sizes (mini, standard, and plus). Each model includes four rings, four spacers, and three anti-pullout clamps. Thanks to Cara's Pleasure Panel and Locked In Lust, I got the chance to be locked up in a regular pink size.
So Divine are a UK company known for their range of safe and affordable sex toys to suit all tastes. The new So Divine Prosecco Lubricant is their first foray into the personal lubrication market, available online for £7.99/100ml bottle. So should you crack out the bubbly, or is this one best left on the shelf?
I'm a sucker for big dildos, so I jumped at the chance to review the Silexd 9 Inch Realistic Silicone Dual Density Suction Cup Dildo With Balls. Using a new material for the inner core, Silexd claims a revolution in the sex toy market, aiming to destroy the scourge of toxic jelly toys, and bring safe, affordable toys to all. If this is their weapon of choice, viva la revolution!
Just before Christmas, I had the privilege of trying out the Strawberry Flavour Royal Condoms, and was impressed by the intense fruity hit and neutral aftertaste. Designed for great tasting oral play and more, the Strawberry review left me with one really important question: what's the chocolate flavour like?
The Royal Condoms Strawberry Flavour are a great tasting essential for safe blowjobs and more. Coming in packs of three lubricated and individually wrapped condoms for £6.50, they're also available in chocolate and natural.
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