Hankey's Toys

Here is an unapologetically huge sex toy which favours a defiant, snorting & stamped-hoof challenge over coquettish seduction. Would I survive a toy testing tango with this passionate creature unscathed? Bravely, wielding naught but a bottle of lube, I entered the ring…

Did you know that seahorses are the only fish species that can hold your hand? I certainly needed someone to hold my hand as I tried out this month’s review toy from the kinky collection at Hankey’s Toys. My Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo puts the “AAAAAR!” into ‘Large’...

What a fine specimen, a hefty chunk of goodness, a monstrously orgasmic beast of a sex toy! If you’re in the market for some seriously massive cock, then you’re in the right place. The Hankey's Toys Horse Dildo is a gloriously enormous, kinky sculpted sex toy made with solid, platinum-grade silicone. It’s horny, horsey and huge. Thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for sending me this size Queen’s dream stallion to review! 🐴

They say you should "never smile at a crocodile”  but I just couldn’t help it when I first set eyes on this reptilian nether-predator. The Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is another jewel from the Mr Hankey’s sex toys collection, an insertable sex toy designed like the closed jaws and head of a crocodile...

It’s time for another hot 'n horny Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo, which I selected in burnt ember colour, in small size, with medium firm silicone and with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base.

The Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo had me gasping at the size before I had even taken the wrapper off. I’m new to knotted dildos, if not puppy play, so I was excited about the challenge - as well as the erotic experience of trying this pleasure pup out. Would this stray who wants to play have me howling with joy?

What a magical tool to have in your world of wankcraft arsenal! This delightfully hefty piece of toybox treasure invites you to journey deep into a new, erotic land and unleash the beast of your fiercest orgasms. Are you ready for this pleasure quest, masturbation adventurers? Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo!

Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.

Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...

Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...

Ever wondered what a perfect penis looks like? Hankey’s Toys have got the answer. And now so do I, because I've been lucky enough to receive the Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo to enjoy, and to review here on the blog...

Never have I stared upon a dildo as exquisitely handsome, and in equal measure, as bone-quiveringly terrifying. I think I'm in love. Let's back up a little before I gush some more. The Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo is a toy of epic proportions, available from Mr Hankey's Toys from $130.