What a fine specimen, a hefty chunk of goodness, a monstrously orgasmic beast of a sex toy! If you’re in the market for some seriously massive cock, then you’re in the right place. The Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo is a gloriously enormous, kinky sculpted sex toy made with solid, platinum-grade silicone. It’s horny, horsey and huge. Thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for sending me this size Queen’s dream stallion to review! 🐴
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How It Feels
I was understandably apprehensive about using the Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo. I hadn’t imagined, even knowing the specs from the website, just how massive it would be in real life. There was absolutely no question about whether I’d need lube; I would definitely need plenty of easy-dispense lube on hand both before and during the play session with this wild steed.
Getting myself properly and thoroughly prepared is key to inserting and enjoying this huge sex toy. A lengthy play session with arousal tools such as a powerful bullet vibrator for clitoral stim, and teasing nipple clamps, help to ramp my need up to the highest levels so I’m as ready as I can be to insert the Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo.
I made sure I had enough time, and privacy, to fully enjoy this massive toy. Bedroom door locked, TV on (background noise is always handy, just in case), windows and curtains closed. Fluidproof sheets spread over the bed to capture any mess. Pump-dispense lube on the bedside table. Fully charged clit bullet, back-up powerful vaginal vibrator and nipple clamps at the ready.
With this full arsenal of pre-arousal tools, and being able to relax and take my time, I eventually reached the point where I felt able to attempt insertion. Grappling with this size and weight of a dildo, with lubed up parts and hands, isn’t the easiest. I found it easier to move to the en-suite and have the dildo on a flat surface (closed lid of the loo) while straddling and positioning it at my very ready entrance. This meant I was upright, feet flat on the floor and plenty to hold on to around me. A ‘stable’ position, if you will. (sorry 🙈)
Even with all this preparation, I was still only just about able to insert the head of the Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo. After getting the tip inside, I already felt absolutely full to the max, and there were still many, many inches of the shaft… I ploughed on, still taking my time and making sure I didn’t overdo things or stretch myself in a damaging way. Reapplication of lube really helped too. I was able to take a few more inches of the horse dildo and it was the fullest my vagina has ever been, from a sex toy.
Usually I don’t orgasm from vaginal penetration alone, so with the aid of my clitoral bullet I was able to achieve a spectacular orgasm with this beast filling me entirely. Afterwards, when I finally recovered and was able to prise the dildo out of myself, the sensation of being stretched stayed with me for ages. I went to the loo and enjoyed a pampering, lather-up wash before applying some vagina-friendly moisturiser to ensure the stretch stayed erotic and pleasurable rather than chafed and uncomfortable.
I have tried a horse dildo in the past, and thought this one would be similar in size. My previous horse cock toy measured 11 inches in overall length, max insertable 10 inches and max circumference of the head of 6.9 inches. This Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo measures 14 inches in overall length, with a max insertable 10.5 inches and the maximum circumference of the head is an eye-watering 8.5 inches.
Although the balls at the base of this Hankey’s Horse Cock are mighty and weighty, I didn’t get the pleasure of having them smack against me during a frenzied fuck session. I can’t imagine getting anywhere near frenzied when using this dildo, to be quite honest. People who are more experienced, supple and flexible than me in the nether orifice department might have more success with inserting the full length of this Large size Horse Dildo – especially if the customer videos shared by HankeysToys on X (Twitter) feed is anything to go by (not safe for work… or for those with a timid disposition, or a dodgy ticker).
Video
Enjoy this short video showing the Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo in all its horsey cock glory:
Summary
The Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo has plenty of attractive features. It will appeal to those who get off on the idea of a different to usual style dildo, and especially those with a penchant for pony play or furry fetish. It’s a huge, solid, well-crafted piece of platinum silicone, with plenty of attention given to details such as the particular ridges of a horse cock, the fur design around the bottom and those weighty balls. With the additional Vac-U-Hole in the base you could attach it to your sex machine (if you’re absolutely sure you can take the size, of course) or the suction cup adaptor sold by Hankey’s Toys for more stability and safety during use.
Despite the enormous challenge presented by this sex toy, I’ve really enjoyed my horny horseplay and have no problem recommending this dildo to anyone with a lust for the extremely kinky and intriguingly different.
Pros
- Supremely kinky horse cock design
- Absolutely massive
- Made with platinum-grade, body-safe silicone
- Available in 3 other sizes – all even bigger than this one!
- Choose your silicone firmness, the colour, colour effect & Vac-U-Hole options
- Compatible with water-based & silicone lubricants
- Easy to keep clean between playtimes (I take it into the shower with me)
- Chunky base with big balls design means it’s safe for anal as well as vaginal use
Cons
- Not cheap; consider this toy an investment in pleasure
- Not for those who don’t like humongous, kinky beast dildos
- HUGE – and the one I have is the smallest available size. Definitely for size Kings & Queens! (A smaller size horse cock is available – the Hankey’s Horse Dildo 2.)
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General Info & Specs
This Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo is available in four sizes. I have the Large size, in black, made with Hankey’s usual platinum-grade silicone in medium firm firmness. There is the optional extra Vac-U-Hole in the base, meaning it can be used with compatible plugs on strap-on harnesses, sex machines and other furniture.
Hankey’s Toys sell a suction cup adaptor that works with the Vac-U-Hole in the base, in the mrhankeystoys accessories area.
Packaging / Unboxing
Hankey’s Toys packaging is very discreet with no mention of dildos or sex toys on the outside of the plain brown box. Inside the box, my review toys were packed securely so they wouldn’t move around & risk damage through transit and delivery.
The dildo itself was wrapped, like my other Hankey’s Toys dildos, in shrink-wrap clear plastic. This contained a Hankey’s Toys sticker (I have quite the collection now!) and on the base there is a QR code which leads to more details & care info at the Hankey’s Toys website. Just carefully snip the clear plastic wrapping to remove, then wash the dildo thoroughly in soapy water before first use to remove any manufacturing residue.
Size / Measurements
By my measurements, this Large horse dildo measures:
- 14 inches overall length
- 10.5 inches maximum insertable length
- 8.5 inches around the frenulum (ridge at the cock tip)
- 9.1 inches maximum circumference (girth) around the widest part of the shaft, at the bottom of the insertable part
For a smaller size, try the Hankey’s Horse Cock 2.
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Thanks to mrhankeystoys.com for sending me the above sex toy free of charge, in exchange for my fair & honest review here at carasutra.com. This is a sponsored review.
