Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£125.00
Materials:
Silicone

Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo Review

This month’s review product from Hankey’s Toys is a step up in terms of both size and kinkiness. Despite being the ‘medium’ offering, the Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo had me gasping at the size before I had even taken the wrapper off. I’m new to knotted dildos, if not puppy play, so I was excited about the challenge – as well as the erotic experience of trying this pleasure pup out. Would this stray who wants to play have me howling with joy? Read on and find out!

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Packaging / Unboxing

Like all my Hankey’s Toys dildos, the Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo was sent fast, securely and discreetly – well packed in a plain brown outer box. The toy itself is shrink-wrapped in transparent plastic, with a Hankey’s Toys sticker inside as a nice freebie, and an easy-peel instruction/care label with QR code on the base.

I have the Hankey’s Doggy Dildo in black, medium size and medium firm silicone, with the additional extra Vac-U-Hole in the base.

Size / Measurements

By my measurements, the Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo measures:

  • Overall length: 10.5 inches
  • Maximum insertable length: 9 inches
  • Maximum circumference (around the knot): 9.5 inches

Video

Enjoy my short video demonstration of the Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo:

How It Feels

Before using the Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo, I knew one thing for sure. I was going to need a lot of lube. This is a platinum-grade silicone sex toy, which is compatible with both water-based and silicone lubricants.

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My personal preference is to use water-based lube, as it’s easy to wash off myself and the toy after use, and doesn’t stain sheets or clothing.

I also rinsed the toy thoroughly before use, to clean off any manufacturing residue or fluff. It really attracts hair, fluff and dust so I’d advise giving it a quick rinse & pat dry before every use.

Due to the sheer size of the toy, the girth as well as the length, I knew from experience it was best to be extremely turned on before I attempted to insert it. This is definitely a ‘set aside plenty of time to get into the zone’ toy, so I got myself comfortable on the bed, secure in the knowledge the windows were closed, the curtains shut and the door locked.

I started to relax and turn my mind to erotic thoughts, applying a little lube and reaching for my bullet vibe for some clit stim. This is the quickest way to plunge me into the deep waters of arousal; it never fails.

After a while I felt ready to attempt to insert the monstrous dildo. The knot was the most concerning area and I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to get it inside me – or if I could, what sort of sensations I’d experience and what it would feel like on the way out, as well as on the way in.

Picking up the hefty hound, I tried to keep my clit aroused with the vibrating bullet as much as possible while manoeuvring the dildo to my ready entrance. My preference is to use my Hankey’s Toys dildos vaginally rather than anally. I have other toys specific to anal use – besides, I find them challenging enough vaginally, never mind anally. This toy is definitely a pooch for my cooch, not a mutt for my butt – of course, your preference may differ. I see many Hankey’s Toys fans online enjoying the toys anally (check out their feed on Twitter/X), and the flared base as well as the humongous sizes mean they won’t get lost up there.

The lubed head of the Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo was at my slicked, aroused and ready-as-it’ll-ever-be entrance. Getting the doggy-cock style tip inside was no issue at all, then the shaft quickly broadens even before the knot.

Try as I might, I couldn’t get all the knot inside me… you might think this was disappointing, but the truth is that I was feeling sensationally full from the tip and shaft already, and managing the start of that knotted area. Keeping myself on the cusp of orgasm with the bullet vibe had me almost seeing stars throughout, and it was a struggle to keep hold of the dildo with the combination of lube and the tangible results of my arousal. Laying off the clitoral stimulation for a while, I concentrated on being thoroughly fucked by my new best friend, the hound who was here to pound.

Some nipple stimulation helped me take millimetres more of that luscious knot, before I could take it no longer… Grabbing the bullet vibrator again, I combined clit stim and pussy pounding until I juddered to a powerful, mind-blowing, not-one-iota-of-energy-left-behind, massive orgasm.

Summary

After reading this review, you might think my enjoyment of this toy was all about the size, girth and shape of the dildo inside me. However, the doggy design element of this toy added a layer of taboo which immeasurably enhanced the pleasure session and made that eventual climax all the more powerful and satisfying. Puppy play and related imagery and fantasies are a specific kink and therefore not for everyone, but if pup play is your thing then you really need to try this magnificent beast out.

The premise of this sex toy is quite simple, really; it’s a solid silicone dildo with a flat base (with or without a Vac-U-Hole, your choice), in a doggy dick design. You can choose the size, the colour, the silicone firmness. Simplicity lends itself to versatility in this instance. The flat base means you can set it on an equally flat surface, support yourself for safety, and lower yourself on to the lubed dog-cock as slowly as you need. The wide rim of the base, as well as the Vac-U-Hole, offers strap-on harness and other sex equipment options, whether enjoying the toy as part of a kinky couple’s play session or fucking yourself solo.

With its deftly pointed & angled tip, the bulging shaft and the alluring knotted area, the Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo is unmistakeably pup-phallic and therefore has a niche appeal. There isn’t much more to say, because for those into puppy play and lipstick-dick fantasists, this heavy-weight dog cock dildo will sell itself.

Despite not identifying as a fully-fledged pupster furry myself, I’m undoubtedly very kinky indeed. I absolutely loved trying out this dildo – and if you’re just as kinky as me, or a pup play lover, I urge you to head over to Hankey’s Toys to adopt your very own cocky pup as soon as possible.

Hankey's Toys Dog Dildo Review

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