Strap-On Sex Toy Reviews

Strap-On Sex Toy Reviews – Honest & In-Depth Insights

Welcome to my Strap-On Sex Toy Reviews page, where I provide detailed, hands-on feedback on a wide range of strap-on kits, harnesses, and compatible dildos. Whether you’re new to strap-on play or looking to upgrade your gear, my reviews help you make the best choice for your needs. With so many styles and features available, choosing the right strap-on toy can be overwhelming—but I’m here to guide you through it.

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Find the Perfect Strap-On for You

I review a variety of strap-on toys, including:

  • Strap-On Dildo Kits – Complete sets for effortless play.
  • Strapless Strap-Ons – Double-ended designs for shared pleasure.
  • Hollow Strap-Ons – Great for those seeking a firmer feel.
  • Inflatable Strap-Ons – Adjustable size for a custom fit.
  • Harnesses & Attachments – Find the best support and compatibility.

Each review covers comfort, fit, durability, ease of use, and whether the toy suits beginners or experienced players.

Top Picks from My Latest Reviews

Lovehoney Bendable Strapless Strap-On – A Flexible & Fun Choice

This strapless strap-on offers a firm-yet-flexible design for comfortable wear. With an ergonomic shape and pleasure-enhancing ridges, it’s a great choice for couples looking to explore hands-free fun.

Tantus Velvet Vibrating Harness Kit – Luxury & Versatility in One

This premium strap-on kit includes a high-quality, body-safe silicone dildo and a comfortable, adjustable harness. The added vibration feature makes it an exciting option for couples wanting extra stimulation.

Fetish Fantasy Hollow Strap-On – Sturdy & Supportive for All Users

Ideal for those seeking firm penetration, this hollow strap-on provides a supportive structure while remaining comfortable to wear. Great for both beginners and experienced users alike.

Choosing the Right Strap-On Toy

Not sure which strap-on is best for you? Consider:

  • Harness Fit & Comfort – Adjustable straps ensure a secure experience.
  • Toy Size & Material – From realistic silicone to firm hollow options.
  • Beginner vs. Advanced – Start small or go big with bold designs.

With my detailed reviews, you can confidently select the best strap-on sex toy to enhance your pleasure.

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Bondara Smooth Operator Dildo Review (Black, Silicone, Suction Cup Base, 6-Inch)

9 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
Sometimes, you just want a comfortable, easy-to-use, no frills or hassle,  budget-friendly sex toy which is body-safe and versatile. And that's exactly why I love the Bondara Smooth Operator Dildo - it's a win on all counts. This black, silicone, suction cup base sex toy is 6 inches in length and can be enjoyed in a multitude of ways. At the time of writing it's priced at just under £15.

Bondara First Love Pink Silicone Heart Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£19.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
It’s the season of love and romance - and I have an absolute sweetheart sex toy to review for you all this week as we approach Valentine’s Day 2025! Thanks to the romantic folk over at Bondara, I have been lucky enough to test out the Bondara First Love Pink Silicone Heart Dildo recently. At just under £20 for a solid silicone dildo with an angled G-spot stimulating tip and a suction cup base, I was hoping to be thoroughly seduced by this pretty objet d’amour.

Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Here is an unapologetically huge sex toy which favours a defiant, snorting & stamped-hoof challenge over coquettish seduction. Would I survive a toy testing tango with this passionate creature unscathed? Bravely, wielding naught but a bottle of lube, I entered the ring…

Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Did you know that seahorses are the only fish species that can hold your hand? I certainly needed someone to hold my hand as I tried out this month’s review toy from the kinky collection at Hankey’s Toys. My Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo puts the “AAAAAR!” into ‘Large’...

Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo Review

10 out of 10
They say you should "never smile at a crocodile”  but I just couldn’t help it when I first set eyes on this reptilian nether-predator. The Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is another jewel from the Mr Hankey’s sex toys collection, an insertable sex toy designed like the closed jaws and head of a crocodile...

Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo Review: Erotic Octopus Sex Toy

10 out of 10
It’s time for another hot 'n horny Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo, which I selected in burnt ember colour, in small size, with medium firm silicone and with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base.

Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
The Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo had me gasping at the size before I had even taken the wrapper off. I’m new to knotted dildos, if not puppy play, so I was excited about the challenge - as well as the erotic experience of trying this pleasure pup out. Would this stray who wants to play have me howling with joy?

Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Dildo Review

10 out of 10
What a magical tool to have in your world of wankcraft arsenal! This delightfully hefty piece of toybox treasure invites you to journey deep into a new, erotic land and unleash the beast of your fiercest orgasms. Are you ready for this pleasure quest, masturbation adventurers? Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo!

Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.

Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...

Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Ever wondered what a perfect penis looks like? Hankey’s Toys have got the answer. And now so do I, because I've been lucky enough to receive the Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo to enjoy, and to review here on the blog...

John Thomas Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Horny is decidedly more abstract of a design than most of the John Thomas Toys range, though the official backstory is that it's the horn of the devil himself. But regardless of the backstory, each ring is a sinful challenge of its own to anyone brave enough to tackle it.

John Thomas Pod Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Officially, John Thomas Toys say that “Pod is an alien life form planted on Earth 88 million years ago by an alien race from Zeroth”. In my unofficial and unsanctioned by Games Workshop capacity, I'm calling it a replica of a pure-strain Genestealer’s tongue. And anyone who’s played Warhammer 40k has probably dreamt about being pleasured by a Genestealer at some point in their life. Well, now’s your chance.

John Thomas Toys Curly Twirly Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£199.00
Looking for a dildo you can literally screw? John Thomas Toys, purveyors of all kinds of fantasy and monster cocks, has one that might be suitable in the form of the Curly Twirly.

Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£45.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!

John Thomas Toys Thingy Bob Multi Cock Head Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£119.00
What's the best part of a dick? I think we can all agree it's the head. So what could possibly be more satisfying than a dildo with a big dick head on it? That's not a rhetorical question: a dildo with FOUR nice big dick heads on it would obviously be better.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
In my search for ever more exotic alien and monster cocks to submit to, this week I've found myself on the prehistoric planet of Arrakis. After slipping on a particularly slimy rock, I found myself face to face with this sizeable slug-like entity. Suffice to say, I had no hesitation in dropping my space trousers and allowing it to explore my hole.

John Thomas XTRO Fusion Colour Dildo Review

9 out of 10
XTRO was trying to communicate his dark hunger for me. A series of guttural clicks were followed by a deep angry growl, as he grew impatient for me to understand, let alone reciprocate his need. I tried to scrabble away, but couldn't help myself glancing back to find that wasn't the only thing that was growing. Luminous green drool dripped down his gaping maw, landing on his now huge cock. I froze, but at least I could be confident he didn't want to devour me for dinner.