Strap-On Sex Toy Reviews

Probing your way to pure pleasure needn’t be a chore when you have an abundance of strap-on sex toys to choose from. Whether worn by a women or man and regardless of the type of sex you’re having, strap-on sex toys always add an exciting new element to any sexual encounter. So how do you choose which type of strap-on sex toy is the right kind for you and how much is too much to spend on the type of strap-on that you’re interested in? As someone who loves experimenting with strap-on sex toys, I have lots of honest strap-on sex toy reviews at the Cara Sutra sex blog.

Each feature provides an honest and comprehensive review of the whole process from placing the order to the use of the product. Very few topics are off limits! In addition to discussing the items individual specifics, my strap-on sex toy reviews discuss how easy the product is to use and the level of expertise that the product is suitable for.

I have reviewed lots of different types of strap-on sex toys such as strap-on dildo kits, self-erecting cocks, strap-on harnesses, the strapless strap-on, a hollow strap-on, the inflatable strap-on and many more. Most of the strap-on sex toy reviews that you see on my blog have been written by me, but I also use a team of professional and highly trusted sex toy reviewers to help me conduct my research.

All our reviews are overflowing with honest feedback, but we also provide clear photographs too so that you have a good idea about the way that the strap-on sex toy looks and can assess the quality of the product. However, if you’re looking for a particular strap-on sex toy and can’t find it, why not get in touch via email and tell me about it. I will do my best to find the product and conduct a review for you.

Related: My big guide to strap-on sex harnesses, and my big guide to strap-on dildos

Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£135.00
Here is an unapologetically huge sex toy which favours a defiant, snorting & stamped-hoof challenge over coquettish seduction. Would I survive a toy testing tango with this passionate creature unscathed? Bravely, wielding naught but a bottle of lube, I entered the ring…

Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£150.00
Did you know that seahorses are the only fish species that can hold your hand? I certainly needed someone to hold my hand as I tried out this month’s review toy from the kinky collection at Hankey’s Toys. My Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo puts the “AAAAAR!” into ‘Large’...

Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£102.00
They say you should "never smile at a crocodile”  but I just couldn’t help it when I first set eyes on this reptilian nether-predator. The Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is another jewel from the Mr Hankey’s sex toys collection, an insertable sex toy designed like the closed jaws and head of a crocodile...

Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo Review: Erotic Octopus Sex Toy

10 out of 10
Price:
£105.00
It’s time for another hot 'n horny Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo, which I selected in burnt ember colour, in small size, with medium firm silicone and with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base.

Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£125.00
The Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo had me gasping at the size before I had even taken the wrapper off. I’m new to knotted dildos, if not puppy play, so I was excited about the challenge - as well as the erotic experience of trying this pleasure pup out. Would this stray who wants to play have me howling with joy?

Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£135.00
What a magical tool to have in your world of wankcraft arsenal! This delightfully hefty piece of toybox treasure invites you to journey deep into a new, erotic land and unleash the beast of your fiercest orgasms. Are you ready for this pleasure quest, masturbation adventurers? Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo!

Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£125.00
Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.

Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£130.00
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£115.00
Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£123.00
Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...

Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£103.00
Ever wondered what a perfect penis looks like? Hankey’s Toys have got the answer. And now so do I, because I've been lucky enough to receive the Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo to enjoy, and to review here on the blog...

John Thomas Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Horny is decidedly more abstract of a design than most of the John Thomas Toys range, though the official backstory is that it's the horn of the devil himself. But regardless of the backstory, each ring is a sinful challenge of its own to anyone brave enough to tackle it.

John Thomas Pod Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Officially, John Thomas Toys say that “Pod is an alien life form planted on Earth 88 million years ago by an alien race from Zeroth”. In my unofficial and unsanctioned by Games Workshop capacity, I'm calling it a replica of a pure-strain Genestealer’s tongue. And anyone who’s played Warhammer 40k has probably dreamt about being pleasured by a Genestealer at some point in their life. Well, now’s your chance.

John Thomas Toys Curly Twirly Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£199.00
Looking for a dildo you can literally screw? John Thomas Toys, purveyors of all kinds of fantasy and monster cocks, has one that might be suitable in the form of the Curly Twirly.

Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£45.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!

John Thomas Toys Thingy Bob Multi Cock Head Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£119.00
What's the best part of a dick? I think we can all agree it's the head. So what could possibly be more satisfying than a dildo with a big dick head on it? That's not a rhetorical question: a dildo with FOUR nice big dick heads on it would obviously be better.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
In my search for ever more exotic alien and monster cocks to submit to, this week I've found myself on the prehistoric planet of Arrakis. After slipping on a particularly slimy rock, I found myself face to face with this sizeable slug-like entity. Suffice to say, I had no hesitation in dropping my space trousers and allowing it to explore my hole.

John Thomas XTRO Fusion Colour Dildo Review

9 out of 10
XTRO was trying to communicate his dark hunger for me. A series of guttural clicks were followed by a deep angry growl, as he grew impatient for me to understand, let alone reciprocate his need. I tried to scrabble away, but couldn't help myself glancing back to find that wasn't the only thing that was growing. Luminous green drool dripped down his gaping maw, landing on his now huge cock. I froze, but at least I could be confident he didn't want to devour me for dinner.
John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I've been interested in trying out some of the JTT range for quite a while, especially as they've had rave reviews from resident reviewer Tigerlily. After much deliberating I chose the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo, and I have the medium size in medium firmness.
John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I decided to choose some John Thomas dildos and plugs to review for myself, and opted for the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo, and I have the small size in medium firmness.