Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator Review
The Funzze team got in touch recently and kindly offered me the chance to review a sex toy from their well-stocked online shop. This Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator caught my attention immediately, as I’m an ardent and frequent lover of intense clitoral stimulation, and this vibe looks so similar to a previous favourite which has unfortunately been retired from my toy box due to its many years of vigorous service. Would this tantalising-tip clit vibrator live up to my expectations? Read on to discover what I thought of this intriguing sex toy.
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How It Feels
As the Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator is similar in design and promised operation to one of my old (now sadly retired) sex toys, I was very excited to see whether this would become its replacement in my top sex toy favourites collection. Making sure it was fully charged before use, rinsing the vibrator to rid it of any manufacturing residue or dust and applying a little water-based lube, I was ready for orgasmic action.
I started without any head attachments on the toy, and on the lowest constant speed, which is handily the first setting on the Orgasm Monster Pro vibrator. It was pleasant, but not orgasmic. Ramping it up to the fastest constant speed, I could feel the pleasurable sensation in my eager clitoris rising from a whisper to a louder, more insistent call.
After a little while, it became apparent that this isn’t a sex toy which is going to rush me to the edge and tip me over in a matter of seconds. It’s more of a slow build for me. The vibrating stimulation is fast and furious, but perhaps the spherical tip is too large to provide the instant pinpoint ‘fizzing tingle’ of clitoral stimulation that my prior sex toy did, or maybe it has a different type of motor. Whatever the reason, it was clear the Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator was only reminiscent of my previous toy in looks, not in practical use.
Don’t get me wrong, it isn’t a rubbish vibrator at all. The fast vibration of the tip, as seen in my review video below, feels absolutely delicious. It just takes me more time than I’d imagined it would, to reach orgasm with it. This isn’t a vibrator I can grab and blast myself to orgasm with in under a minute. I need to take my time, relax, enjoy the slow build and the gradual rise of bliss in my clitoris before it brings me to climax.
I can imagine that for people who have experienced standard vibrators with a low to medium vibrating motor, the Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator will provide a mind-blowing clitoral experience. If your ‘thing’ is high frequency, fast vibration to the clit delivered through a smaller surface area than (for example) a bullet vibrator, you should love it. Plus, using it on the nipples and other erogenous zones, whether as a solo warm-up for masturbation or as part of couple’s foreplay and fun, is brilliant.
Something else to love about the Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator is that there are two tip attachments provided, so you can enjoy experimenting with those and discover the differing sensations provided either with them attached, or without. One has flexible rabbit ears, the other looks like a mouth with a tongue outstretched in the centre.
I’m not into being teased clitorally, so for me, these attachments weren’t the best. They provide extremely light clitoral stimulation when attached to the vibrator. The rabbit ears one was the best out of the two, because although the flickering tongue on the other looks sensational, it doesn’t translate well during use for me. Putting the flickering tongue next to my erect and exposed clit rendered the tongue still when it was in contact with my body, and it’s difficult to maintain a small enough distance between the toy and my body to experience the flickering stimulation. The silicone of the tip was either against me, and still, or distanced from my body, and not able to be felt.
Without a Tip Attachment
Rabbit Ears Attachment
Flickering Tongue Attachment
As with all things, your mileage may vary – so it’s possible that others may absolutely adore one or both of these tip attachments. I can imagine that during couple’s intimate play, they’d be extremely fun to explore each other’s body with. You could also enjoy them for kinky power exchange play, as a sensory enhancement tool with or without the addition of bondage & blindfold. As for me, I prefer to use the Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator without any attachment at all, and just enjoy the firm spherical tip against my clit during use.
Video
Enjoy this short video showcasing the Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator, how to operate and some of its vibrating functions – with and without the optional tip attachments:
Summary
I’ve hugely enjoyed playing with the Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator and exploring the different avenues to the peak of pleasure that it is able to provide. For me, this sex toy isn’t a superhighway to orgasm, it’s a pleasant, scenic country lane. And sometimes, that’s just what I fancy.
The fact that this vibrator comes with two tip attachments to experiment with is a big plus. There’s also a generously sized, branded storage pouch, so you can keep the vibrator, charging lead, instruction card and the attachments together in the pouch between uses, and you don’t have to worry about losing any components.
Taking into account the low price, this is a great value vibrator that anyone with a clitoris should seriously consider trying out. It’s an affordable foray into precision clitoral stimulation. It can also be used to deliver vibrating pleasure to other parts of the anatomy. Plus, it’s rechargeable, waterproof and has various vibrating settings as well as those tip attachments to discover, with or without your partner.
Pros
- USB rechargeable
- Waterproof (submersible)
- Multiple settings
- 2 bonus tip attachments to enjoy
- Comes with storage bag
- Made with body-safe, non-porous silicone
- Medium to high power motor
- Precise clitoral stimulation
- Fairly quiet during use
- Use alone or with a partner
- Great value price
Cons
- Tip isn’t small enough to deliver the pinpoint stimulation of similar, higher-priced versions
- Attachments can become dislodged or accidentally removed during extra vigorous use
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General Info & Specs
Packaging / Unboxing
My Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator was dispatched promptly by the team and arrived in a plain brown outer box, with no mention of sex toys or adult products inside. The item was packaged securely inside the box.
In The Box
The vibrator itself was housed in a brown cardboard box, with a Funzze label. Inside this box I found the Orgasm Monster Pro, two optional attachment heads, the charging lead, a satin drawstring storage bag and a small card with some usage instructions.
Instructions / Guide
The little instruction card has a labelled diagram of the product as well as usage instructions on one side, while the other side has warranty & company contact details including their website and social media handles.
Size / Measurements
The Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator measures 7.75 inches in total length. The tip down to the ring at the handle measures 4.5 inches in length. Its tip has a circumference of 1.1 inch.
How To Charge Up
To charge up the Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator, use the included magnetic attach/USB lead. The two magnetic nodes attach surprisingly firmly to the corresponding small metallic areas on the back of the sex toy.
While charging up, an LED behind the power button flashes. This changes to emit a steady glow once the vibrator is fully charged.
The sex toy takes 2-3 hours to fully charge from empty. A full charge provides a maximum of 3-hours playtime.
Charging Tips: You can plug the lead into any USB port. I like to use the USB port on the side of my laptop or the multi-USB to mains plug at the side of my bed. These are extremely useful, and I strongly recommend everyone has at least one. You can buy them cheaply from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk.
I’d advise additionally labelling the charging lead in some way immediately upon unpackaging the product. This means you can easily identify this particular sex toy lead if it gets tossed into your bedside drawer or box of charging leads.
I use my trusty DYMO labeller which is available from Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk for all my sex toy charging leads – and it has plenty of other uses around the house, too.
Operation / Controls
Operating the Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator is simple as there’s just one button that does it all. Press and hold to switch on, press and hold again to switch off. When on, click repeatedly to scroll through the various constant and patterned vibrations.
There are 7 functions to discover, including 3 constant speeds (low, medium, high). Some of the patterns after the constant modes are difficult to distinguish from the constant speeds – I was confused if they were a really long wave oscillation or if I’d gone all the way round to the lowest constant speed again. The product page says there are 10 modes but I’ve gone through them all several times now, and I can distinguish 7 different ones before I get back to the lowest constant speed.
The toy is powered by one motor inside. It is waterproof (submersible), therefore easy to keep clean between uses as well as usable in the bath or shower.
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Many thanks to the Funzze team for providing this sex toy to me free of charge in exchange for my fair & honest review. This is a sponsored review.
