Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo Review
They say you should “never smile at a crocodile”* but I just couldn’t help it when I first set eyes on this reptilian nether-predator. The Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is another jewel from the Mr Hankey’s sex toys collection, an insertable sex toy designed like the closed jaws and head of a crocodile with a suitably ‘punny’ name. The Cockadile sex toy is available in 4 sizes, various colours, with or without Vac-U-Hole base and in various silicone firmnesses. I have the Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo in Medium/Large size, medium firmness, metallic green colour with the Vac-U-Hole addition. Read on to find out how much I enjoyed wrestling with this fearsome beast!
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Packaging / Unboxing
Like my other Hankey’s Toys dildos, the Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo arrived well-packed in a sturdy, discreet brown outer box for the post with no mention of sex toys or dildos on the outside.
The dildo is shrink-wrapped in plastic, with a Hankey’s Toys sticker for your collection inside the wrap, and a care label with QR code to more info online on the base.
Size / Measurements
My Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is the Medium/Large size. By my measurements, it has:
- 11.75 inches overall length
- 10.5 inches maximum insertable length
- 6.75 inches around the widest part of the head (coronal ridge), while the widest section of the ‘body’ (shaft) measures 9.25 inches around
Video
Enjoy this short video showcasing the Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo:
How It Feels
I’ve masturbated with some unusual dildos in my time. Although the Cockadile isn’t the weirdest by a long shot, it still took some psychological working up to before I could feel sexy shoving a crocodile-head dildo inside me. Having plenty of experience at this point with Mr Hankey’s dildos, I knew I’d need some top-quality sex lube within reach at all times. And plenty of time to relax and work up to it physically as well as psychologically (thank you, clit bullet vibe!), plus closed windows, drawn curtains and a locked bedroom door.
When I was ready to insert the Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo vaginally (I prefer to use my Hankey’s dildos vaginally rather than anally, but you do you), I slipped the head inside first. The design really makes sense at this point, because the closed jaws/head of the crocodile forms a similar shape to a rounded-tip phallus head. After the croc’s head there’s a lip similar to the coronal ridge, then you get the rest of the crocodile body forming the texture-heaven shaft.
This dildo is extremely filling. The croc’s body, with its gentle widening in the centre of the shaft, stretches me and makes me feel every millimetre I’m able to insert it. As always with Hankey’s Toys dildos, I’m very grateful I keep an ample supply of lube. The lube has the additional benefit of emphasising the feel of the dildo’s textured surface, along with my vagina being extremely sensitive anyway due to high arousal helped along with my warm-up clit bullet vibrator.
I’m not able to take this dido right down to the hilt yet, but one day I’ll be able to thrust it into myself so frenziedly it’ll be like Tinkerbell having a rage-wank over Captain Hook.
Although I prefer to use my Hankey’s Toys dildos vaginally, they have a defined base area – meaning they’d be safe and suitable for anal use. If you can take the girth and length of the dildo you choose, of course. The Vac-U-Hole in the base, which is an optional addition when purchasing the dildo, means you could mount this toy on a compatible strap-on harness or other sex equipment with the necessary plug feature, whether enjoying the toy as part of a kinky couple’s play session or fucking yourself solo.
Hankey’s Toys actually sell a suction cup adaptor that works with the Vac-U-Hole in the base, in their accessories area.
Summary
This majestic beast with its delicious metallic green glint is a solid tool for self-fuckery fun. It can lurk in your toybox or bedside drawer, ready to be snapped up to sate your orgasm hunger. This is another top-quality sex toy from the dependable collection created by the marvellous minds over at Hankey’s Toys.
I’ve really enjoyed my time checking out every inch of the Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo – and I still smile back every time I see its deviously seductive toothy grin.
Pros
- Beautifully designed and a welcome alternative to standard phallic, pink or purple dildos
- Made from platinum-grade silicone
- Compatible with water-based and silicone lubricants
- Easy to keep clean between playtimes
- Chunky puck-like base means it’s safe for anal as well as vaginal use
- Fabulous for texture fans with its phallus-tip shaped croc head, followed by a widening crocodile-skin ‘body’ down the shaft
- Large sizes available, perfect for size Queens & Kings
- Overall phallic in shape for comfort in your choice of orifice, with a clever crocodile design
- Available in your choice of colour, silicone firmness and size
- Optional Vac-U-Hole in the base provides even more play options
Cons
- Not cheap; consider this toy an investment in pleasure
- Not for those who don’t like textured surface dildos
- Even the smallest size is taller than – and almost as wide as – a Coke can (see images on the Hankey’s Toys website)
Buy Yours Today
If you fancy being ambushed by this mighty beast of a sex toy, you can buy your Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo direct from mrhankeystoys.com – or click through the big green button below.
You can choose your perfect size, colour, firmness – and don’t forget to check out the rest of the exciting range of sex toys while you’re there!
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