Dildo Reviews

Dildo reviews based on real hands on testing, honest feedback, and how products perform in real use.

Welcome to my Dildo Reviews hub. This is where I publish detailed, independent reviews of dildos across many shapes, sizes, materials and design styles. Every review is based on direct experience, with real use insights, real photos, clear pros and cons, and realistic expectations so you can understand what a product is actually like beyond marketing claims.

This category sits within my wider Sex Toy Reviews hub, where you can explore all stimulation types and product categories.

I have been reviewing sex toys for over 17 years, testing a wide range of brands, materials and construction styles such as silicone, glass, metal and other body-safe options. Reviews are based on structured real use evaluation, not quick impressions, so you can compare products with realistic expectations.

Find out more about safe toy materials, porosity, phthalates and compatible lubes in my Sex Toy Materials Guide.

If you already know what type of dildo you want, use the quick links to jump to the right section. If you are browsing, scroll down to read the latest reviews first, then compare products across size, material, firmness and intended use.

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If you are new to dildos, begin by exploring the review list below to see how different sizes, shapes and materials feel in real use. If you are comparing specific models, open several reviews and look at differences in firmness, texture, weight, usability and build quality.

Types of Dildos You Will Find Reviewed

This category focuses specifically on non-vibrating insertable toys with realistic and fantasy designs across many styles, including:

  • Realistic dildos designed to mimic anatomical shape and texture
  • Non-realistic and artistic designs with unique forms
  • Double ended dildos for shared or versatile use
  • Strap on compatible dildos for harness play
  • Fantasy and novelty designs
  • Material specific designs including silicone, glass, metal and more

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How My Reviews Work

I review dildos through real use and structured evaluation, not quick impressions. Reviews include practical notes on size, firmness, texture, usability, weight, cleaning and overall experience. Many reviews also include real photos and non explicit product videos so you can see the item clearly before deciding.

Reviews are based on direct testing rather than manufacturer descriptions, and I update reviews where products change, are replaced, or are discontinued.

How To Browse This Hub

Use the sort menu to view the newest reviews first, then explore different dildo styles to compare designs, materials and performance. If you are researching before buying, pay attention to patterns across reviews such as comfort, durability, realism and ease of cleaning.

Before You Buy

If you want guidance on choosing or using dildos, explore my educational guides for safety, materials and finding the right size and style for your body.

Scroll down to explore the latest dildo reviews in this category.

Disclaimer: this page contains sponsored reviews & affiliate links

Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review

10 out of 10
This month I dove deep into the abyss of internal stimulation, as the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo unleashed a tidal wave of self-pleasure ecstasy. If you’re a fan of cosmic horror and crave a tentacled touch in your intimate depths, this dildo might just be the eldritch probe you’ve been craving. Time to ‘Kraken’ with my newest review...

Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack Horse Dildo Review

10 out of 10
If you’re looking for a fantasy horse cock which is customisable in terms of size, firmness and colours, as well as a veiny flesh design and highest quality silicone, the Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack Horse Dildo is my hot tip to round up the wildest orgasms in town.

Hankey’s Toys Erotixxx Toys Sea Monster Dildo Review

10 out of 10
A few weeks of ‘deep dive’ exploration with a new Hankey’s Toys sex toy is always fun. This month I’m sharing my thoughts on and experiences with a brand-new fantasy dildo from mrhankeystoys.com.  The Hankey’s Toys Erotixxx Toys Sea Monster Dildo is an alternative sex toy lover’s dream come true, with its alluring knobbly texture and probing tentacle-like body.

Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Here is an unapologetically huge sex toy which favours a defiant, snorting & stamped-hoof challenge over coquettish seduction. Would I survive a toy testing tango with this passionate creature unscathed? Bravely, wielding naught but a bottle of lube, I entered the ring…

Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo Review

10 out of 10
It’s quite fun brandishing your weapon of choice, heading out on a board game adventure with friends, finding treasure & trouble in equal measure – think Lord of the Rings setting, with cards, dice, snacks and laughter. So, when the Nothosaur Toys team offered their newest sex toy to review, the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo, I leapt at the chance.

Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Did you know that seahorses are the only fish species that can hold your hand? I certainly needed someone to hold my hand as I tried out this month’s review toy from the kinky collection at Hankey’s Toys. My Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo puts the “AAAAAR!” into ‘Large’...

Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
A shadow which is suddenly transformed into the crystal-clear dominant force of a predator from the depths, as one long, gleaming tentacle crashes through the surface of the water and captures its prey.

Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo Review

9 out of 10
What a fine specimen, a hefty chunk of goodness, a monstrously orgasmic beast of a sex toy! If you’re in the market for some seriously massive cock, then you’re in the right place. The Hankey's Toys Horse Dildo is a gloriously enormous, kinky sculpted sex toy made with solid, platinum-grade silicone. It’s horny, horsey and huge. Thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for sending me this size Queen’s dream stallion to review! 🐴

Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo Review

10 out of 10
They say you should "never smile at a crocodile”  but I just couldn’t help it when I first set eyes on this reptilian nether-predator. The Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is another jewel from the Mr Hankey’s sex toys collection, an insertable sex toy designed like the closed jaws and head of a crocodile...

Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£20.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
The Bondara Monsters range offers dildos completely different to the standard, realistic-size cocks. There are tentacles, fists, extra-girthy, extra-long and even double-ended and multi-cock styles. Today I’m sharing my thoughts and experiences of the Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo, a textured, silicone wonder with a suction-cup base.

Nothosaur Toys Virgo Dildo Review (The Zodiac Sex Toys Collection)

10 out of 10
I hadn’t heard of Nothosaur Toys before I was approached for this sex toy review, but I’m so glad I know about them now! They create all kinds of fantastical and exotic dildos, based on theology & legends, in a wide variety of colours and textures. Today I’m reviewing the Nothosaur Toys Virgo Dildo, from their Zodiac sex toys collection. Just look at how gorgeous it is!

Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo Review: Erotic Octopus Sex Toy

10 out of 10
It’s time for another hot 'n horny Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo, which I selected in burnt ember colour, in small size, with medium firm silicone and with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base.

Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
The Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo had me gasping at the size before I had even taken the wrapper off. I’m new to knotted dildos, if not puppy play, so I was excited about the challenge - as well as the erotic experience of trying this pleasure pup out. Would this stray who wants to play have me howling with joy?

Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Dildo Review

10 out of 10
What a magical tool to have in your world of wankcraft arsenal! This delightfully hefty piece of toybox treasure invites you to journey deep into a new, erotic land and unleash the beast of your fiercest orgasms. Are you ready for this pleasure quest, masturbation adventurers? Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo!

Bondara Glacier Glass Nebula Glitter Spiral Diamond Dildo Review: Sparkly Spiral Glass

10 out of 10
Price:
£31.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Glass
It has been years since I had the joy of reviewing a new glass dildo. I absolutely love glass sex toys – the cold, relentless rigidity sliding into my body with the aid of a coating of lube, the toy slowly warming to match my body heat as I envelop the various curves and textures. Thanks to Bondara, I got to try out one of their Bondara Glacier dildos this month...

EdenFantasys Rogue Thrusting Realistic Dildo Vibrator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£83.00
The Rogue is a proper kneetrembler of a vibrator. Using it simply as a vaginal dildo is sensation-central, but adding in the vibrations and then the thrusting action… wow. Check out the video above to see what I mean. Just look at that dildo dance, baby. Mesmerising enough to watch, imagine how it feels on the inside. Delicious.

Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.

Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...