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Huge Butt Plug Reviews
Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo Review

Here is an unapologetically huge sex toy which favours a defiant, snorting & stamped-hoof challenge over coquettish seduction. Would I survive a toy testing tango with this passionate creature unscathed? Bravely, wielding naught but a bottle of lube, I entered the ring…
Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo Review

It’s quite fun brandishing your weapon of choice, heading out on a board game adventure with friends, finding treasure & trouble in equal measure – think Lord of the Rings setting, with cards, dice, snacks and laughter. So, when the Nothosaur Toys team offered their newest sex toy to review, the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo, I leapt at the chance.
Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo Review

Did you know that seahorses are the only fish species that can hold your hand? I certainly needed someone to hold my hand as I tried out this month’s review toy from the kinky collection at Hankey’s Toys. My Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo puts the “AAAAAR!” into ‘Large’...
Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo Review

A shadow which is suddenly transformed into the crystal-clear dominant force of a predator from the depths, as one long, gleaming tentacle crashes through the surface of the water and captures its prey.
Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo Review

They say you should "never smile at a crocodile” but I just couldn’t help it when I first set eyes on this reptilian nether-predator. The Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is another jewel from the Mr Hankey’s sex toys collection, an insertable sex toy designed like the closed jaws and head of a crocodile...
Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo Review: Erotic Octopus Sex Toy

It’s time for another hot 'n horny Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo, which I selected in burnt ember colour, in small size, with medium firm silicone and with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base.
Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo Review

The Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo had me gasping at the size before I had even taken the wrapper off. I’m new to knotted dildos, if not puppy play, so I was excited about the challenge - as well as the erotic experience of trying this pleasure pup out. Would this stray who wants to play have me howling with joy?
Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Dildo Review

What a magical tool to have in your world of wankcraft arsenal! This delightfully hefty piece of toybox treasure invites you to journey deep into a new, erotic land and unleash the beast of your fiercest orgasms. Are you ready for this pleasure quest, masturbation adventurers? Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo!
Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.
Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...
Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.
Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...
John Thomas Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

Horny is decidedly more abstract of a design than most of the John Thomas Toys range, though the official backstory is that it's the horn of the devil himself. But regardless of the backstory, each ring is a sinful challenge of its own to anyone brave enough to tackle it.
John Thomas Pod Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

Officially, John Thomas Toys say that “Pod is an alien life form planted on Earth 88 million years ago by an alien race from Zeroth”. In my unofficial and unsanctioned by Games Workshop capacity, I'm calling it a replica of a pure-strain Genestealer’s tongue. And anyone who’s played Warhammer 40k has probably dreamt about being pleasured by a Genestealer at some point in their life. Well, now’s your chance.
John Thomas Arnie’s Extremity Fisting Dildo Review

You get some respite at the wrist, but the feeling of fullness is akin to an inflatable plug. When you’re ready to continue, you'll find the overall girth grows again quickly, offering an even greater challenge; but at this point, it’s a slow, restrained stretch with no unexpected surprises and a more uniform expansion.
John Thomas Toys Curly Twirly Dildo Review

Looking for a dildo you can literally screw? John Thomas Toys, purveyors of all kinds of fantasy and monster cocks, has one that might be suitable in the form of the Curly Twirly.
Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!
John Thomas Toys Thingy Bob Multi Cock Head Dildo Review

What's the best part of a dick? I think we can all agree it's the head. So what could possibly be more satisfying than a dildo with a big dick head on it? That's not a rhetorical question: a dildo with FOUR nice big dick heads on it would obviously be better.
John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

In my search for ever more exotic alien and monster cocks to submit to, this week I've found myself on the prehistoric planet of Arrakis. After slipping on a particularly slimy rock, I found myself face to face with this sizeable slug-like entity. Suffice to say, I had no hesitation in dropping my space trousers and allowing it to explore my hole.
John Thomas XTRO Fusion Colour Dildo Review

XTRO was trying to communicate his dark hunger for me. A series of guttural clicks were followed by a deep angry growl, as he grew impatient for me to understand, let alone reciprocate his need. I tried to scrabble away, but couldn't help myself glancing back to find that wasn't the only thing that was growing. Luminous green drool dripped down his gaping maw, landing on his now huge cock. I froze, but at least I could be confident he didn't want to devour me for dinner.