Sexy Edibles Reviews
Few of us have ever needed an excuse to lick our partner from head to toe, but no one ever turned down an offer of chocolate either. So I was helpless to resist reviewing the Lovehoney Oh! Chocolate Body Paint, available now from lovehoney.co.uk, priced £6.99 for a 120g tube.
The Bijoux Indiscrets BI Dual Lovers Lollipop comes packaged in a foil wrapper with black artwork depicting seahorses, cranes, vines, butterflies and a pair of handcuffs for good measure! The lollipop itself has two suckable ends, which are a red-pink colour.
After the fun I had with the 8x small Milk Cockalot Chocolates that were sent me for review from the Pleasure Panel and my subsequent fan art that left Cara Sutra squealing in delight, Clonezone UK sent me one of their Cockolat 8 Inch Dildo Chocolate Cock to see what my imagination could come up with. No pressure eh?!
Generally, I'm not a huge fan of novelty items. However, when I saw the Cockolat Milk Chocolate Willies up for grabs in a Pleasure Panel round, I decided that if I was ever going to try out a novelty item for myself, it would have to be something I could eat.
So today I am reviewing a Chocolate Cock (not the chicken type) an actual Chocolate dick! I put myself forward to review this unusual Easter treat because I thought the Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock would be fun to review, I mean who wouldn’t want to eat a chocolate cock?
The Cockolat Dark Chocolate Willies come neatly packaged in a simple but elegant box. There is a thin black crepe paper sheet over the chocolates so it does feel more luxurious than a dollar store candy box.
I volunteered to review the Cockolat White Chocolate Willies on behalf of the Pleasure Panel and the Clonezone. The reason I went for these is because I was hosting a hen party and thought they'd get a giggle.
I wasn’t sure what I was expecting with the Cockolat White Chocolate Willies. In a way I was expecting cheap and nasty chocolate that looks ridiculous and was designed for hen dos or anything that has a group of giggling drunk women.
If you want to know really quickly if I like these Cockolat Dark Chocolate Willies, I do. I’m eating one as I write this review, if that’s any indication. Thanks Cara and Clonezone for sending this on for a review!
I have used various flavoured lubes in the past but never encountered a product designed to write on your lovers body before being licked off. The Bijoux Indiscrets Poeme Sweetheart Cherry Body Paint comes packaged in a black box with gold writing and pictures the product.
By Candy Snatch: Searching Lovehoney I found a lovely big selection of massage candles and after reading reviews and blurbs on them all opted for the Lovehoney Cherry Lickable Massage Candle.
I am reviewing the System JO Wintermint Nipple Titillator Arousal Gel. I have sensitivity issues due to medical reasons but I have tried some arousal or tingling gels that have some sensation. I am sorry to say that this product did not live up to the standards of tingling.
Here is my review of the System JO Peppermint Breath Fresh Spray for Men (click to purchase), which is infused with aphrodisiac and pheromones.
The System JO Breath Fresh Spray for Women itself is small and really discreet and easily fits in my purse and bag. I even put it in a jacket pocket on a night out which was handy.
I have never tried any type of oral gel before, however, I was game for my first time when offered the opportunity to road-test this System JO Strawberry Oral Delight Arousal Gel.
The DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse scent, Aphrodisiac and Pheromone Infused) proves too much of a good thing can actually be a bad thing. When I first saw The DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil, my first thought was ‘ A bottle that small wont last long!’ To be fair it is a small bottle but boy was I wrong!
This DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse flavour) drew my interest because it was labelled as a pheromone and aphrodisiac oil, and I was very intrigued by the thought of a massage oil that might turn me on. I’ve always ‘suffered’ the age old dilemma after a lovely long massage, of either falling into a satisfied slumber or rolling over and giving my OH the ride of his life. My hope for this massage oil was to help tip the stalemate between sleep and sex in favour of the latter.
System JO is a brand better known for its wide array of lubricants, gels and oils, but here they have expanded their repertoire and added this very intriguingly-named lip gloss into the mix. System JO For Women Kiss Buzz Vibrating Lip Gloss. When you go onto their website, there is not much of a description supplied for this particular product, so I didn't know entirely what to expect.
In the end - five hours later - she was still sore and uncomfortable, we tried more traditional sexual activity and succeeded, but still with tenderness and a little too much discomfort to be fully pleasurable and now more than 12 hours later she is still in a bit of discomfort.
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