Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest, as it’s easy to imagine it being the hot rod of your robotic lover. Introducing RoboCock – aka the Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo!
This enormous dildo (and I’ve just got the medium size) promises to deliver technologically enhanced pleasure in the orifice of your choice, whenever you please and for as long as you can take it. You won’t need to rebuild him, but he can definitely go better, stronger, faster. And this tantalising tool won’t cost you six million dollars, either.
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Packaging / Unboxing
My Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo arrived in the same discreet, sturdy outer box that all my Hankey’s Toys products did. The dildo itself is wrapped in shrink-wrap, again like the other sex toys I received to review. There’s a Hankey’s Toys logo sticker tucked inside, and on the base of the dildo there’s an easily removable label which has a safety notice plus QR code where you can find out more at the Hankey’s Toys website.
Material
Like all Hankey’s Toys dildos, my Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo is made from premium, platinum-cured silicone. Silicone is the flexible material of choice for those who prioritise sex toy safety, as it’s non-toxic, non-porous and doesn’t contain phthalates. You can store silicone toys next to each other without adverse reaction (just as you can your silicone bakeware in the kitchen cupboards), and you can use top quality silicone lubricant with your silicone sex toys too.
Find out more in my Sex Toy Materials Guide and my Sexual Lubricants Guide.
The silicone for the toy I have is medium firmness, as I personally don’t like dildos that are too hard or too floppy (for insertion purposes). It’s also available in 40% softness, 75% softness, the medium firm that I have, or extra firm silicone.
I have gunmetal gray colour, but it’s available in a range of colours with further optional metallic effect.
Size / Measurements
My Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo seems huge, but like I’ve already mentioned, I just have the medium size! There’s also a large and XXL – and a small if the medium upwards sizes would be too much for you.
This medium size equates to (by my measurements of the toy):
- 11 inches overall length
- 9.5 inches insertable length
- 5.5 inches circumference right at the tip
- 7 inches circumference around the frenulum (cock collar)
- 10 inches circumference around the base of the insertable part (before the base)
- 4.25 inches diameter across the widest part of the base
Video
Enjoy this short video showcasing the Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo:
During Use
No doubt about it, I was going to need some lube to enjoy the Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo. This is a platinum-grade silicone material sex toy, therefore I can use my choice of water-based or pure silicone lubricant with it. I personally prefer water-based lube as it naturally dissipates during the action, leaving minimal & easy clean-up of the toy & myself afterwards.
I enjoy using my Hankey’s Toys dildos vaginally rather than anally, but I know a lot of people prefer to use theirs for anal stimulation. They are all safe to use anally – as long as you can safely take the size of them of course – thanks to the flared bases. Some of the toys have an optional Vac-U-Hole in the base so they can be used in combination with plug adaptors on fucking machines, sex furniture and compatible strap-on harnesses. I have this Vac-U-Hole in my Sex Machine dildo.
Despite not being able to take the full length/girth of the Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo, what I can insert feels absolutely delicious. I can take a good portion of the robotic shaft, but that girth just before the base is beyond my capability. Besides, it leaves me more to hold on to during frenzied fucking, which is definitely a good thing. I was also glad of copious lube during my pleasure sessions, to ease both the entry and the fucking action throughout.
Warming myself up with a clit bullet helped get me ready to mount this techno-beast, then teasing myself in this way while being filled with the Sex Machine’s silicone mechanical-style contours and angles soon brought me to a juddering, intense orgasm.
Combined with the shimmering, metallic grey colour, the design of this sizeable dildo means I’ll be reaching for it whenever I want to satisfy myself along with a mech-based fantasy about an android lover, or being strapped down by an evil captor and fucked into oblivion by a relentless machine.
Of course, you could use the Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo with an actual sex machine, a fucking machine – just make sure you have the plug attachment for your machine which is compatible with the Vac-U-Hole in the base, and that you triple-check which size dildo you will be able to safely take.
Summary
If you’ve ever dreamed of a cyberman lover, or you’re seeking a mechanical-component-style large silicone dildo to bring fucking machine fantasies to life, the Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo is what you need. This impressive piece of sexual pleasure engineering is cleverly crafted to combine the best of both worlds; relentlessly industrial and flexibly phallic.
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