Huge Dildo Reviews

...the Colon Snake is one of the longest on the market. Compared to other anal depth trainers which are of uniform width, the head provides a little extra stimulation on the way out too, without being so big that it might get caught on something. It's a fun little feature, and if your fantasy is a snake up the bum, you're sorted.

Sampson won’t just fill your every hole with his enormous girth; he’ll also cum all over you. That’s because the Sampson is a rare breed—a squirting dildo—so you can live out all your bukkake or creampie fantasies.

The Parasite is, without doubt, the oddest looking dildo I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of fantasy dildos. But it's that uniqueness that draws me to it. It doesn't look even remotely penis-shaped, and I suspect you could hide it in plain sight on a hallway shelf alongside other movie props and quirky memorabilia. It's pretty hideous, actually, but this is exactly why I was delighted at the thought of getting penetrated by it.

The John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Chubby Cedrick Dildo is a funny little man. His cock as a straight as anything, not too long and not too thick–yet his shaft is ribbed for added pleasure. It translates to an absolutely luscious fuck: not too punishing, but with a textured rhythmic experience all the way down his worm-like shaft.

The Sinnovator range is gloriously kinky and fantastical, with designs incorporating the taboo, mythical and downright debauched. As well as dogs, horses and bull cocks, there are dragon, Cthulhu tentacle, unicorn and alien insertables. There's even a Tiger King dildo! Sinnovator sex toys aren't limited to extremely long and/or girthy dildos; there are butt plugs, kegel balls, fisters, pet play tail plugs and more.

Never have I stared upon a dildo as exquisitely handsome, and in equal measure, as bone-quiveringly terrifying. I think I'm in love. Let's back up a little before I gush some more. The Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo is a toy of epic proportions, available from Mr Hankey's Toys from $130.

After the first one, I got her another, larger, dildo that we both enjoyed using on her. After that, and for the last few months, we have played around with fisting. This is something that she loves, and has become a regular part of our sessions. When she saw that this All Black Hand Job Life Size Fisting Dildo had appeared on Cara Sutra's Pleasure Panel, she had to get it and give it a try!

When I first looked through the list of items to review with the Duchess I didn’t necessarily think the Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Ended Dildo 12 Inch from Lovehoney would be an item she would be particularly interested in trying -but she was very interested, so we decided to give it a try.

The Pipedream King Cock 12 Inch Dual Density Dildo is a large cock that makes you oooo because of its size and life-likeness. It has a large girth for those who can take an above average size cock.

By Shady Shania: Upon opening the box, I was a bit overwhelmed with the actual length and did have a brief moment of ‘Oh My God’. The Riodong 9.5 Inch Dildo was within a plastic bag in the box and also came with a very nice fabric bag for storage. Upon opening the bag, there is a slight smell of the materials used, it was not unpleasant, but after a quick wash with warm water and a wipe with a sex toy cleaner wipe, it certainly did not smell as much.

After a little teasing (the Big Johnny certainly lives up to his name, so I wanted to be prepared), I handed Big Johnny over to my hubby - who immediately wished he'd worn gloves, the steel despite being held in our hands, was still on the cold side. Lying on my back we started with the smaller bulb, hubby slowly moved the MEO Big Johnny Steel Dildo over my vulva and clit, the coldness made me jolt and my skin immediately covered with goosebumps sending tingles shooting through my body. The weight pressing down on my clit was also an enjoyable sensation.

Hot on the heels of my recent review of the large silicone sweetcorn dildo from SelfDelve comes my SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo review. The SelfDelve fruit and veg sex toys tickle me so much - such a refreshing change to all the pink phallic dildos and purple sparkly rabbit vibrators out there.

Imagine a fantasy where a lover approaches you from behind, tangles one hand in your hair, pulls your head backwards and at the same time shoves their other hand into your knickers to seek out your sopping wet cunt to toy with… as they proceed to kiss you deeply like you’ve never been kissed before. That’s what comes to mind when I try to describe the sensations the Njoy Eleven gives my G-spot.

A big thank you to the Cara Sutra Pleasure Panel to start with, for the opportunity to review this product. I’ve seen and heard about the King Cock products and have been impressed with their realistic detailing and apparent high quality – upon receiving the Pipedream King Cock 16 Inch Double Dildo I must admit my first response was.... it made my eyes water!

By Kali Rose Well I asked for a surprise and I got nothing less when I opened up my latest package from Cara! I received the Pipedream King Cock 10 Inch Suction Dildo with Balls. Thanks Cara!

I was chosen to review this Kinx Eighteen Double Dong for the Pleasure Panel at Cara Sutra. Where do I start with this MONSTER? It is HUGE! I was quite scared when I opened the box to reveal this massive double ended dildo, it looks more like a weapon than a sex toy.

The middle finger means that even with the hand inserted up til the thumb knuckle I am being penetrated with 5 inches length. The tip of the middle finger is banging on my cervix while my vaginal walls and labia are being stretched by the width of the toy. I know it must be possible (anatomical differences accepted) to insert this Doc Johnson The Hand Fisting Dildo as I have read others who have succeeded...

Here's another item from the Fleshlight Freaks sex toys range recently added to my own collection. This sizeable and shapely beast is the Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Dildo. It comes in appropriately themed packaging, as you can see, bearing the Fleshlight logo. The dildo is inside a moulded plastic insert made for it, with another layer of transparent convex moulded plastic on top.

The Diamond Dong is versatile enough to add fun and excitement not only to female masturbation vaginally, but also anally (if you’re brave enough and have a bucket ‘o lube) - and this opens up (heh) the potential for men to enjoy this dildo too. You can share the excitement during foreplay and couples’ sex, as long as he doesn’t have any issues with realistic dildos and dongs of course. I’m quite lucky in that my bloke doesn’t have any more issues with me using a realistic dildo than I do about him sliding into a pussy styled Fleshlight.

The Fleshlight Freaks DRAC Dracula Vampire Dildo is in a deep, iridescent blood red colour and it's beautiful. It's phallic, with a testicles area at the base and a penis style tip. The bottom of the dildo is flat, so it stands upright unsupported, although the base is not a suction style. The 'balls' at the base mean you could use this dildo with an O ring style strap on harness if you wished.