Non-Vibrating Butt Plug Reviews

When many people think of an anal toy, they will picture the classic butt plug shape. These non-vibrating butt plug reviews are here to tell you all about classic plugs as well as other anal safe toys which provide maximum fulfilment and comfort from their shape and material, rather than due to any vibrating functions.  

Butt plugs may be rigid or quite flexible, depending on the material used to manufacture it. Flexible materials such as body-safe and non-porous silicone warm to body temperature quickly, and might be more comfortable for butt plug beginners and anal pleasure newbies. Rigid materials include glass, wood and stone, which can be cool upon first touch but can be warmed up with warm water before use, or even cooled further if you love the chilly effect by placing in cold water.  

Our non-vibrating butt plug reviews give you the low-down on plugs made from all these materials and more. Take care to choose a body-safe material, and note whether it’s porous or non-porous. Porous materials can harbour bacteria invisible to the eye, even after thorough washing. Non-porous is always the most desirable option, such as silicone, glass and stone. These materials work well with water-based or silicone lube – you always need lube during anal play, as this are doesn’t create its own natural lubricant.  

Other types of static butt plugs include tail plugs, which are fun for fans of furry fetish and pet play. There's just something about the swish of a tail which adds a playful edge to your sexual pleasure sessions. You can enjoy non-vibrating butt plug reviews for various types of tail plugs including fox, pony, bunny, reindeer, pig, puppy, panther... even piggy tails! 

I hope you enjoy all our non-vibrating butt plug reviews here at the Cara Sutra sex blog. 

Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£125.00
Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.

Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£130.00
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£115.00
Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£123.00
Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...

John Thomas Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Horny is decidedly more abstract of a design than most of the John Thomas Toys range, though the official backstory is that it's the horn of the devil himself. But regardless of the backstory, each ring is a sinful challenge of its own to anyone brave enough to tackle it.

John Thomas Pod Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Officially, John Thomas Toys say that “Pod is an alien life form planted on Earth 88 million years ago by an alien race from Zeroth”. In my unofficial and unsanctioned by Games Workshop capacity, I'm calling it a replica of a pure-strain Genestealer’s tongue. And anyone who’s played Warhammer 40k has probably dreamt about being pleasured by a Genestealer at some point in their life. Well, now’s your chance.

John Thomas Arnie’s Extremity Fisting Dildo Review

9 out of 10
You get some respite at the wrist, but the feeling of fullness is akin to an inflatable plug. When you’re ready to continue, you'll find the overall girth grows again quickly, offering an even greater challenge; but at this point, it’s a slow, restrained stretch with no unexpected surprises and a more uniform expansion.

John Thomas Toys Curly Twirly Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£199.00
Looking for a dildo you can literally screw? John Thomas Toys, purveyors of all kinds of fantasy and monster cocks, has one that might be suitable in the form of the Curly Twirly.

Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£45.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!

John Thomas Toys Thingy Bob Multi Cock Head Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£119.00
What's the best part of a dick? I think we can all agree it's the head. So what could possibly be more satisfying than a dildo with a big dick head on it? That's not a rhetorical question: a dildo with FOUR nice big dick heads on it would obviously be better.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
In my search for ever more exotic alien and monster cocks to submit to, this week I've found myself on the prehistoric planet of Arrakis. After slipping on a particularly slimy rock, I found myself face to face with this sizeable slug-like entity. Suffice to say, I had no hesitation in dropping my space trousers and allowing it to explore my hole.

John Thomas XTRO Fusion Colour Dildo Review

9 out of 10
XTRO was trying to communicate his dark hunger for me. A series of guttural clicks were followed by a deep angry growl, as he grew impatient for me to understand, let alone reciprocate his need. I tried to scrabble away, but couldn't help myself glancing back to find that wasn't the only thing that was growing. Luminous green drool dripped down his gaping maw, landing on his now huge cock. I froze, but at least I could be confident he didn't want to devour me for dinner.
John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug Review

John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug Review

9 out of 10
The second of two John Thomas Toys butt plugs I'm reviewing this month, the John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug is a cute, phallic anal toy which is reliable, effective and easy to use. I chose four products from the hugely varied and colourful John Thomas collection to review: Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Twisted Hog butt plug and this Sergeant Major butt plug.  
John Thomas The Twisted Hog Pink Pig Face Butt Plug Review

John Thomas The Twisted Hog Pink Pig Face Butt Plug Review

9 out of 10
I've been enjoying trying out some of the wondrous John Thomas toys recently, as you'll have seen from my recent Skittle Dildo and Buxom Lady dildo reviews. I also chose two butt plugs from the colourful and diverse range; the Sergeant Major butt plug and the item I'll review in full below: the John Thomas The Twisted Hog Pink Pig Face Butt Plug.
John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I've been interested in trying out some of the JTT range for quite a while, especially as they've had rave reviews from resident reviewer Tigerlily. After much deliberating I chose the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo, and I have the medium size in medium firmness.
John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I decided to choose some John Thomas dildos and plugs to review for myself, and opted for the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo, and I have the small size in medium firmness. 

John Thomas Umbungo’s Finger Anal Probe Review

8 out of 10
Who is Umbungo, and why is his finger so unreasonably long? Your guess is as good as mine. But what I can tell you is that his finger feels utterly lovely going up my bum.

John Thomas Woody Purple Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
The John Thomas Toys Woody is aimed at people who, while watching Lord of the Rings, saw the enormous Ents emerge from the forest, and thought to themselves "I wonder what an Ent's cock looks like? I'd love to fuck one and find out".
John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
...the Colon Snake is one of the longest on the market. Compared to other anal depth trainers which are of uniform width, the head provides a little extra stimulation on the way out too, without being so big that it might get caught on something. It's a fun little feature, and if your fantasy is a snake up the bum, you're sorted.

Seven Creations Roll Play Medium Butt Plug Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
The Seven Creations Roll Play Medium Butt Plug (with jiggle ball and suction cup) was ordered from Lovehoney together with three other anal sex toys I thought would be suitably sized for my experience level. They all arrived in the same box within 2 working days of placing the order.