Sex Toy Reviews

Sex toy reviews based on real hands on testing, honest feedback, and how products perform in real use.

Welcome to my Sex Toy Reviews hub. This is where I publish detailed, independent reviews of vibrators, dildos, anal toys, penis masturbators, couples toys and other pleasure devices. Every review is written from direct experience, with hands on testing insights, real photos, and clear pros and cons so you can understand what a product is actually like beyond marketing claims.

This category sits within my wider Adult Product Reviews hub, where you can explore all review types across the adult industry.

I have been reviewing sex toys for over 17 years, testing a wide range of brands, designs, materials and stimulation styles. Reviews are based on real hands on testing and structured evaluation, not quick impressions, so you can compare products confidently.

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This category focuses specifically on stimulation focused sex toys and pleasure devices, including:

  • Vibrators across multiple stimulation styles and power levels
  • Dildos, insertable toys and realistic designs
  • Anal toys including plugs, beads and prostate stimulators
  • Penis masturbators, strokers and automatic devices
  • Couples toys designed for shared stimulation
  • Specialist and niche toys for specific preferences or needs

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I review sex toys through hands on testing and structured evaluation, not quick impressions. Reviews include practical notes on comfort, stimulation style, usability, noise, build quality and overall experience. Many reviews also include real photos and non explicit product demonstration videos so you can see the item clearly before deciding.

I follow a consistent testing process including usability, stimulation quality, build design, and long-term performance.

Reviews are based on direct testing rather than manufacturer descriptions, and I update reviews where products change, are replaced, or are discontinued.

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Master Series Asylum Locking Chastity Cage Review

Master Series Asylum Locking Chastity Cage Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£89.99
Materials:
Metal
He reports that the cage is comfortable. It also feels more hygienic than his usual device because it lets the penis breathe, unlike the enclosed CB series. The design allows for showers without removal, which is ideal for dedicated long term wearers.
Nu Sensuelle Pearl Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Review

Nu Sensuelle Pearl Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Review (Pink)

8 out of 10
Price:
£46.00
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
I was pretty excited to try the Pearl properly, so I made sure I had plenty of time to try each action and function of the toy. It felt lovely when the pearl moved on my clitoris and I soon moved it up quickly to the third level then adding vibration. Now that felt amazing.

Sinloli Sucking and Vibrating Masturbator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£30.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Plastic, TPR
It's not often you come across a masturbating sleeve that includes powerful suction features for under $50, but that's precisely what Sinloli has brought us. So is this merely a gimmick, or is the Sinloli sucking and vibrating masturbator the gadget to take your wank to the next level?

John Thomas XTRO Fusion Colour Dildo Review

9 out of 10
XTRO was trying to communicate his dark hunger for me. A series of guttural clicks were followed by a deep angry growl, as he grew impatient for me to understand, let alone reciprocate his need. I tried to scrabble away, but couldn't help myself glancing back to find that wasn't the only thing that was growing. Luminous green drool dripped down his gaping maw, landing on his now huge cock. I froze, but at least I could be confident he didn't want to devour me for dinner.
John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug Review

John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug Review

9 out of 10
The second of two John Thomas Toys butt plugs I'm reviewing this month, the John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug is a cute, phallic anal toy which is reliable, effective and easy to use. I chose four products from the hugely varied and colourful John Thomas collection to review: Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Twisted Hog butt plug and this Sergeant Major butt plug.  
John Thomas The Twisted Hog Pink Pig Face Butt Plug Review

John Thomas The Twisted Hog Pink Pig Face Butt Plug Review

9 out of 10
I've been enjoying trying out some of the wondrous John Thomas toys recently, as you'll have seen from my recent Skittle Dildo and Buxom Lady dildo reviews. I also chose two butt plugs from the colourful and diverse range; the Sergeant Major butt plug and the item I'll review in full below: the John Thomas The Twisted Hog Pink Pig Face Butt Plug.
John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I've been interested in trying out some of the JTT range for quite a while, especially as they've had rave reviews from resident reviewer Tigerlily. After much deliberating I chose the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo, and I have the medium size in medium firmness.
John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I decided to choose some John Thomas dildos and plugs to review for myself, and opted for the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo, and I have the small size in medium firmness. 

John Thomas Umbungo’s Finger Anal Probe Review

8 out of 10
Who is Umbungo, and why is his finger so unreasonably long? Your guess is as good as mine. But what I can tell you is that his finger feels utterly lovely going up my bum.

John Thomas Woody Purple Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
The John Thomas Toys Woody is aimed at people who, while watching Lord of the Rings, saw the enormous Ents emerge from the forest, and thought to themselves "I wonder what an Ent's cock looks like? I'd love to fuck one and find out".

Hot Octopuss Plex With Flex Dual Motor Vibrating Butt Plug Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£89.95
The Hot Octopuss Plex with Flex is the newest addition to the technologically advanced, inclusive and multi award-winning Hot Octopuss sex toys collection. I was delighted to be invited to review this dual motor vibrating butt plug, which offered me the chance to experience and enjoy the treble and bass vibrations first seen in the Hot Octopuss Jett Penis Masturbator, which my husband thoroughly enjoyed.

KIIROO Keon Interactive Penis Stroker Review: Real Testing With FeelStar Rae Lil Black Sleeve

8 out of 10
Price:
£182.00
Brand:
KIIROO
Shop:
KIIROO
Materials:
Plastic, TPE
The KIIROO Keon is an interactive penis stroker designed to sync with adult content and remote partners, delivering automated thrusting and app-controlled pleasure. In this guest review, real-world testing pairs the Keon with the FeelStar Rae Lil Black sleeve to explore performance, power, realism and whether the experience lives up to the hype.

Seven Creations H2O Waterproof Patriot Penis Vibrator Review

8 out of 10
We were sent the Seven Creations H2O Waterproof Patriot Penis Vibrator to review for Cara Sutra's sex blog. Initially, we weren't sure if we wanted to review it, as it would not go with our collection which is all black and purple, but we decided to give it a go.

Nu Sensuelle 10 Function Remote Control Cock Ring Review

5 out of 10
Price:
£30.00
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
The Nu Sensuelle 10 Function Remote Control Cock Ring is a surprisingly natty piece of kit. Supplied with batteries already fitted, and even some spare for when you inevitably run them down, the cock ring features 10 functions and a smooth velvet feel along with the added benefits of it being waterproof, black coloured and phthalates free (beware the remote is NOT waterproof).
John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
...the Colon Snake is one of the longest on the market. Compared to other anal depth trainers which are of uniform width, the head provides a little extra stimulation on the way out too, without being so big that it might get caught on something. It's a fun little feature, and if your fantasy is a snake up the bum, you're sorted.

Swan Vibes Wand Vibrator Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£99.99
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
I’m so happy that I get to give you my feedback on this fantastic sex toy. The Swan Vibes Wand Vibrator (formerly known as the Palm Power Recharge) is a rechargeable vibrator. The people behind this sex toy also make PalmPower toys, the PowerBullet, Leaf and Leaf+ and of course, the Original PalmPower wand vibrator (which, after trying this new Swan Wand Vibrator, is now in retirement in my collection).

John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Sampson Squirting Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Sampson won’t just fill your every hole with his enormous girth; he’ll also cum all over you. That’s because the Sampson is a rare breed—a squirting dildo—so you can live out all your bukkake or creampie fantasies.

Jopen Key Comet 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Wand Vibrator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£100.00
Brand:
Jopen
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
Jopen sex toys are loved by many orgasm hunters round the world, so I was thrilled to be given the opportunity to review a Jopen vibrator by online sex shop My First Blush. Which one did I choose? The erotically curved, filled with squealing potential: Jopen Key Comet 2 Rechargeable G-Spot Wand Vibrator.
Jopen Opal Glass Rabbit Vibrator Review

Jopen Opal Glass Rabbit Vibrator Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£100.00
Brand:
Jopen
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Glass, Silicone
When I first saw the Jopen Opal Glass Rabbit Vibrator online I decided right then that I wanted it. The gorgeous sleek design, the combination of glass and silicone, that bulbous head!! It looked incredible and top quality. So when it was on offer I had to buy it.
Fifty Shades Darker Clit Clamp Review

Fifty Shades Darker Clit Clamp Review

10 out of 10
Those who know me know that I’m pretty much up for anything. However, the arrival of the Fifty Shades Darker Clit Clamp from did cause me to cross my legs and whimper for a short time. In short, the thought of clamping anything onto my precious privates was terrifying! But, in the name of science I bit the bullet, locked the front door and got ready to experiment.