John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug Review
The second of two John Thomas Toys butt plugs I’m reviewing this month, the John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug is a cute, phallic anal toy which is reliable, effective and easy to use. I chose four products from the hugely varied and colourful John Thomas collection to review: Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Twisted Hog butt plug and this Sergeant Major butt plug.
As I’ve mentioned in my other John Thomas reviews, the JTT dildos and butt plugs are extremely popular with people looking for something different, something a little more from their sex toys. Most of the range is available in monstrously huge sizes, providing the challenge and thrill that the John Thomas Toys fans crave. That said, you can also find dildos and butt plugs in standard and smaller sizes, as is the case with the Sergeant Major Butt Plug I’m reviewing here today. I have the small size, in medium firmness silicone.
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Packaging
All my John Thomas Toys were sent extremely safely and discreetly, which is always reassuring when buying adult products. The outer box for the post was a boring brown cardboard box (phew), and the toys themselves were nestled securely within recyclable packaging inside.
Like the other products I chose, the John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug was shrink-wrapped in plastic, with an authenticity sticker and a label showing what firmness level the silicone is.
What You Get
At the time of this review, most John Thomas Toys dildos and some butt plugs come with a free Vac-U-Lock suction cup adaptor, which would be worth £13.99 separately. These suction cup adaptors mean the toys can be attached firmly to a smooth surface such as a plastic seat, tiled floor or side of the bath, making your pleasure session more comfortable and safer too. Something especially relevant considering the size of some of the John Thomas Toys.
You also receive a free branded, velvet-touch drawstring storage pouch with every John Thomas Toys purchase. This is a thoughtful addition, but I tend to just chuck my silicone toys in my sex toy drawer by the bed (if they’ve made it to the ‘quick grab’ collection) or alternative sex toy storage. Silicone toys can be stored next to one another without any problems arising, just as you would silicone bakeware in the kitchen cupboards.
For some reason, and I’m not sure why, my John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug doesn’t have the required hole in the base meant for the included Vac-U-Lock suction cup adaptor. This isn’t too much of an issue for me, as the Sergeant Major plug I’ve got is the small size and I can use it easily by hand, without needing to secure it to a surface with the adaptor. If I’d bought this product with the intention of using it with the included adaptor, though, I would be disappointed and return it to exchange. I feel confident that the John Thomas team would be able to resolve this issue for affected customers.
Instead of the hole for the Vac-U-Lock suction cup adaptor, there is just a shallow circular indent on the base of the toy.
Measurements
This John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug measures 4 inches in overall length, with an insertable length of 3 inches. The maximum circumference of the shaft is 4 inches around, while the minimum circumference is 3.25 inches (around the ‘neck’, just above the base).
During Use
I adore how bright and funky the John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug is. No bland beige or boring pinks ‘n purples here, thank you! The ‘Sarge’ is quite clearly a phallic sex toy, even if he is quite a stubby little penis. For those into phallic anal invaders, the Sergeant Major could be just what you’re looking for.
As an aside, I like instructing my het male subs to use phallic anal toys just for the evil thrill of it. The Sarge would fit that bill perfectly.
Speaking of little cocks, let’s talk about size (baby). The John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug is small enough to be safely used by those fairly new to anal adventuring, but watch out for that girth. The length is deceptive when it comes to how easily it’ll slip inside you/them. Just after the comfortable, rounded cock head comes a surprise bulge in the shaft. It was quite intense upon insertion – delicious.
Because this is an anal sex toy, lube is a must. Grab your favourite water-based or silicone lube – yes, you can use silicone lube with genuine silicone sex toys – or a specific for anal play lubricant would be ideal.
Aside from the shaft bulge which may provide a challenge for absolute anal newbies, the rounded tip combined with a lack of overly defined texture or contours in the shaft made the John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug a dream to insert and wear. Although it’s a fairly chunky sex toy, I found that I could sit with this small sized plug inside me for quite some time without discomfort, and with the sensual secret of having this Sergeant Major invading me while I was attempting to be busy doing other things…
Yes, sir!
Summary
The John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug is a solid addition to your toy box. It provides all it promises, and then some. I love that this anal toy is simply effective, without any complex bells and whistles. Complicated sex toys can feel like a tech overload when honestly, all you want to do is grab a toy, hop on, and get off.
The Sarge is easy to use, easy to keep clean and easy to store. The bright orange colour also makes it easy to spot in a pile of butt plugs and dildos, as a bonus.
I’m pleased I chose the small size of the Sarge, as I’m not able to take very large toys anally. You’ll have to look at the product page on the John Thomas website to peruse the different sizes and see which one would be perfect for you. Remember, toys in your butt feel larger than they do in your hand – even with the addition of lube!
Sizes available are: the small I’ve reviewed here today, medium, large or extra-large. The XL size is insertable to 8 inches, with a maximum girth of 10.5 inches!
Let me just find my TENs machine…
This butt plug is also available in classic black, if orange doesn’t tickle your fancy.
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Thanks so much to John Thomas Toys for sending this product to me free of charge, in exchange for this fair & honest review.
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