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Amazon Sex Toy Reviews – Honest & Unfiltered Insights

Welcome! If you're looking for honest Amazon sex toy reviews, you're in the right place. I’ve personally tested and reviewed a variety of sex toys available on Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk to help you find the best ones for your pleasure.

Are Amazon Sex Toys Any Good?

Amazon is home to just about everything—including sex toys! From unbranded vibrators and dildos to premium products from well-known brands, Amazon offers a huge selection. But are they worth it? That’s exactly what I uncover in these Amazon sex toy reviews.

Some of the brands I’ve reviewed include:

  • Sinloli – Known for sex machines, dildos & more
  • Jiahao – Popular for budget-friendly toys
  • Cal Exotics – A trusted brand in pleasure products
  • Shunga – Elegant and sensual bedroom accessories

Honest & Unbiased Reviews

These reviews are completely independent. You get my genuine, unfiltered opinions, so you can shop with confidence. Whether you’re into vibrators, bondage gear, or something new, I break down what works (and what doesn’t).

Ready to Shop? Check Out My Top Picks!

Next time you’re browsing Amazon, why not check out some of my recommended toys below? Amazon’s user-friendly shopping experience makes it easy to find and discreetly order your next pleasure product.

Happy shopping—and even happier playing! 💋

Tracy’s Dog Surreal App Controlled Lipstick Vibrator Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£23.00
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
I love a powerful mini vibe, so I was delighted to be asked to review this beauty from Tracy's Dog. This chunky but discreet vibrator isn't your standard bullet vibe; it has a downloadable app with various fun features to explore. Read on to journey though my experiences with the Tracy’s Dog Surreal App Controlled Lipstick Vibrator, and whether I'd recommend this petite vibrating sex toy.
The Wildolo x Hismith Fucking Machine Review

The Wildolo x Hismith Fucking Machine Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£799.99
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Metal
Plug in, turn on, and strap in for the wildest fuck of your life—with the Wildolo x Hismith fucking machine. Hismith has done it again with Wildolo and produced a stunning machine that is simply unrivalled. There is no better sub-$1000 fucking machine out there.

Menopausing by Davina McCall & Dr Naomi Potter – Book Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£22.00
Publisher:
Amazon
Materials:
Paper
As part of my ongoing struggle to cope with this change of life and remain healthy & sane, I’ve been doing some research into peri meno.  I bought two books on the subject, The New Hot by Meg Matthews, and the book I’m reviewing here today: Menopausing by Davina McCall (with Dr Naomi Potter).
The New Hot by Meg Matthews: Menopause Book Review

The New Hot by Meg Matthews: Menopause Book Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£16.99
Publisher:
Amazon
Materials:
Paper
I have talked at length about how difficult it was to be believed by my doctor last year, the struggle to get HRT and how upsetting, restrictive and disruptive the symptoms are, in my perimenopause blog post. As part of my ongoing research, I purchased the book I’m reviewing here today: The New Hot by Meg Matthews – Taking on the Menopause With Attitude and Style.

Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£235.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Metal
I'm a massive fan of the HiSmith Premium fucking machine, and while I think it's worth every penny, £600 is still a lot of money. Sinloli realised that it's beyond most people's budget, so the Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine is their answer—at a much more palatable less-than-£300. It has the same powerful design, a remote control with built-in programs, and you can even adjust the angle for that perfect penetrative position.

Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£45.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!

Sinloli Sucking and Vibrating Masturbator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£30.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Plastic, TPR
It's not often you come across a masturbating sleeve that includes powerful suction features for under $50, but that's precisely what Sinloli has brought us. So is this merely a gimmick, or is the Sinloli sucking and vibrating masturbator the gadget to take your wank to the next level?

Jiahao Faux Leather Red And Black Flogger Review | Pleasure Panel

10 out of 10
Price:
£10.98
Shop:
Amazon
First up is the Jiahao Faux Leather Red And Black Flogger. Easily accessible, attractive price and looks good on images... you would think there has to be a pitfall somewhere! The truth is I haven’t found one yet!

Cal Exotics Platinum Golden Jack Rabbit Vibrator Review | Pleasure Panel

9 out of 10
Price:
£63.00
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Plastic, TPE
I am not new to the world of sex toys for female solo play and this has been one of my favourite toys of all time. This Cal Exotics Platinum Golden Jack Rabbit Vibrator (which used to come in silver also) is large, robust, and powerful. I love the easy to access controls and the numerous speeds and patterns of vibration for the rabbit and the numerous speeds of the spinning beads in the shaft, all of which combines for a toy that always succeeds in providing me with intense orgasms. Despite its very few shortcomings, it has been this girl’s best friend for many years.

Shunga Sparkling Strawberry Wine Massage Candle Review

8 out of 10
The Shunga Sparkling Strawberry Wine Massage Candle is presented in a triangular tin featuring tasteful Japanese style erotic artwork and beautiful gold detailing. The stylish presentation immediately makes me think this would make a fantastic gift, it has that luxury look and feel.