John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Materials:
Silicone

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher in soft, reviewed by Tigerlily

In my search for ever more exotic alien and monster cocks to submit to, this week I’ve found myself on the prehistoric planet of Arrakis. After slipping on a particularly slimy rock, I found myself face to face with this sizeable slug-like entity. Suffice to say, I had no hesitation in dropping my space trousers and allowing it to explore my hole.

Thanks to John Thomas Toys for sending over the Dino Slug XL in Soft for an honest evaluation. Read on to find out what this intrepid cocksplorer thought of the Dino Slug.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

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As with most purchases at John Thomas Toys, your order includes a suitably sized faux velvet storage pouch, and a Vac-U-Lock suction cup adaptor.

Design and Colour

As tested, the John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher came in a unique silicone fusion pour of black, pink, and gold. It’s a curious combination on paper, but looks exceptional in person.


John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

The shape follows a familiar stretcher formula of being mostly conical, but the top bends over slightly and bulges where the Dino Slug is seeking its next victim.

Along the slug’s body are some pronounced vertical ridges, but even on the extra-large size, I couldn’t really feel them unless I tried to spin around.

The slug is covered in a scaly dinosaur-like texture design, but again, while visually pleasing up close, they also don’t add much to the sensations.

The design is about as exciting as you could get on a toy designed solely for stretching; after all, it has one job. If it looks fantastic on your shelf in the process, that’s a bonus as far as I’m concerned.

Platinum Silicone Material

John Thomas Toys make all of their dildos out of body-safe Platinum Silicone, which is simply the best material for any soft insertable.

Cleaning is simple: most of the time you can use a little soap and warm water. If you find unwanted smells developing, you can boil it with a weak solution of bleach. Or you can even throw it in the dishwasher, though I’m not sure what rack an enormous anal stretcher is officially supposed to go on, as that wasn’t in the manual.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

Silicone is also environmentally friendly since it won’t degrade over time or break apart. In addition, silicone toys rarely ever need to be disposed of, so if you find you no longer have use (or closet space!) for the John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher, you can and should make sure it finds a suitable new owner.

Sizing Information

The largest size available—XL, as tested—is fully 10.5 inches insertable, and rapidly expands from 5.5 inches circumference at the top of the slug, to an enormous 17.5 inches at the bottom of the “shaft”. It also weighs just over 2.2Kg!

If that sounds like too much, the next size down (Large), ranges from 3.5 to 11.5 inches in circumference, with 7.5 inches of insertable length. It weighs half as much, at around 1.1Kg.

The Dino Slug is an anal stretching toy, so you might want to opt for one size larger than you usually would. That’s exactly what I did when I chose the XL. I doubt I’ll ever make it all the way to the bottom of the toy, and that’s ok.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

Smaller sizes are also available, but at that point, unless you’re especially keen on the design, I’m not sure how much utility it would be as a stretcher.

How Does Dino Slug Feel?

The John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher feels wonderful to touch, but I knew it would before it arrived. It has the same gorgeous silicone coloration of the Sampson squirting dildo I reviewed a while back. When I need to relax, I grab Sampson, lube him up, and run my finger along his muscle-ripped shaft. That calms me right down, that does. But I digress.

The Dino Slug doesn’t have nearly as nice of a shaft to wrap my hands around and feel the bulges, and honestly, I couldn’t fit my fingers around it anyway as it’s so enormous, but it’s still a delight to sit on and slowly spin around.

Vac-U-Lock and Suction Cup Adaptor

Like most John Thomas Toys dildos, you’ll find a Vac-U-Lock compatible cavity on the base of the toy, and a free Vac-U-Lock suction cup adaptor is included in your purchase.

I’ve found the John Thomas Toys suction cups to be more than strong enough on glass or smooth shower tiles. Even faced with a 2Kg monster like the Dino Slug XL, it stayed on the glass! It helps that the widest part of the Dino Slug is at the base, the weight is better distributed, but still, that’s impressive by any standard.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

In theory, while you could also use the John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher with a pegging harness, it’s not really designed for that. My partner had difficulty keeping the harness on, which is understandable given the bulk and weight. Don’t even think about using either the large or extra-large version of this toy with a fucking machine; you will destroy the motor or snap the drive shaft!

The Dino Slug is best enjoyed on a raised pillow or chair then, giving you ample time to stretch out at a safe and comfortable pace.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

Is The Dino Slug the Anal Stretcher You’re Looking For?

If you want a fantasy anal stretcher that’ll look enticing on your toy shelf, the John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher is a great choice. The range of sizes John Thomas Toys has on offer means that you’re sure to find one to push your limits, and then some. Put the Dino Slug in a pool of green gooey water-based lube, climb on, and see how far it can push you.

I give the Dino Slug (XL/Soft as reviewed) a gaping wide 9/10. Stretching should be just as much a part of play time as what comes next!

– Tigerlily

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