Sex Toy Reviews

Sex toy reviews based on real hands on testing, honest feedback, and how products perform in real use.

Welcome to my Sex Toy Reviews hub. This is where I publish detailed, independent reviews of vibrators, dildos, anal toys, penis masturbators, couples toys and other pleasure devices. Every review is written from direct experience, with hands on testing insights, real photos, and clear pros and cons so you can understand what a product is actually like beyond marketing claims.

This category sits within my wider Adult Product Reviews hub, where you can explore all review types across the adult industry.

I have been reviewing sex toys for over 17 years, testing a wide range of brands, designs, materials and stimulation styles. Reviews are based on real hands on testing and structured evaluation, not quick impressions, so you can compare products confidently.

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What You Will Find in Sex Toy Reviews

This category focuses specifically on stimulation focused sex toys and pleasure devices, including:

  • Vibrators across multiple stimulation styles and power levels
  • Dildos, insertable toys and realistic designs
  • Anal toys including plugs, beads and prostate stimulators
  • Penis masturbators, strokers and automatic devices
  • Couples toys designed for shared stimulation
  • Specialist and niche toys for specific preferences or needs

How My Reviews Work

I review sex toys through hands on testing and structured evaluation, not quick impressions. Reviews include practical notes on comfort, stimulation style, usability, noise, build quality and overall experience. Many reviews also include real photos and non explicit product demonstration videos so you can see the item clearly before deciding.

I follow a consistent testing process including usability, stimulation quality, build design, and long-term performance.

Reviews are based on direct testing rather than manufacturer descriptions, and I update reviews where products change, are replaced, or are discontinued.

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Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£28.00
Brand:
Funzze
Shop:
Funzze
Materials:
Silicone
This Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Clitoris Vibrator caught my attention immediately, as I’m an ardent and frequent lover of intense clitoral stimulation, and this vibe looks so similar to a previous favourite which has unfortunately been retired from my toy box due to its many years of vigorous service. Would this tantalising-tip clit vibrator live up to my expectations?
Bondara Thrillogy Tapping Rabbit Vibrator Review

Bondara Thrillogy Tapping Rabbit Vibrator Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£46.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
This is the sex toy I’m reaching for every single day right now. Sometimes more than once. It’s quiet during use, does more than it promises, actually delivers, has an ingenious design which works rather than being simply a gimmick, and those powerful blended orgasms are to die for.
XTC Japan Succubus Sole Foot Fuck Penis Stroker Review

Vajankle Review: XTC Japan Succubus Sole Fuckable Foot Toy Penis Stroker

8 out of 10
Price:
£50.00
Brand:
XTC Japan
Materials:
TPR
The XTC Japan Succubus Sole Foot Fuck Penis Stroker has the potential to be your new, favourite sex toy. From the seductive hentai succubus artwork on the packaging to the pretty little wriggling toes and textured inner canal, it brings exactly what you need for the ultimate fantasy-realising masturbation session.
EdenFantasys Joy Ride G-Spot Vibrator Review

EdenFantasys Joy Ride G-Spot Vibrator Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£63.00
The EdenFantasys Joy Ride Luxury Silicone G-Spot Vibrator seems like a fairly standard rechargeable vibrator – I was buzzed to discover an orgasmic secret when travelling a different route. More about that in a little while. Let’s have a closer look at this bump ‘n buzztastic vibrator.

Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo Review

10 out of 10
They say you should "never smile at a crocodile”  but I just couldn’t help it when I first set eyes on this reptilian nether-predator. The Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is another jewel from the Mr Hankey’s sex toys collection, an insertable sex toy designed like the closed jaws and head of a crocodile...

Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£20.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
The Bondara Monsters range offers dildos completely different to the standard, realistic-size cocks. There are tentacles, fists, extra-girthy, extra-long and even double-ended and multi-cock styles. Today I’m sharing my thoughts and experiences of the Bondara Twisted Twins Monster Tentacle Dildo, a textured, silicone wonder with a suction-cup base.

EdenFantasys Vibro Ride Grinding Vibrating Sex Toy Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£55.00
Today I’ll be sharing my thoughts and experiences of the EdenFantasys Vibro Ride, which is a sit on, grinding vibrator with two motors that vibrate through the silicone material. It’s red – my favourite colour! With such an unusual sex toy to try out, I couldn’t wait to get started.

Nothosaur Toys Virgo Dildo Review (The Zodiac Sex Toys Collection)

10 out of 10
I hadn’t heard of Nothosaur Toys before I was approached for this sex toy review, but I’m so glad I know about them now! They create all kinds of fantastical and exotic dildos, based on theology & legends, in a wide variety of colours and textures. Today I’m reviewing the Nothosaur Toys Virgo Dildo, from their Zodiac sex toys collection. Just look at how gorgeous it is!

Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo Review: Erotic Octopus Sex Toy

10 out of 10
It’s time for another hot 'n horny Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo, which I selected in burnt ember colour, in small size, with medium firm silicone and with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base.

Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
The Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo had me gasping at the size before I had even taken the wrapper off. I’m new to knotted dildos, if not puppy play, so I was excited about the challenge - as well as the erotic experience of trying this pleasure pup out. Would this stray who wants to play have me howling with joy?
The Wildolo x Hismith Fucking Machine Review

HiSmith Wildolo Sex Machine Review: Premium App-Controlled Unit with KlicLok System

10 out of 10
Price:
£799.99
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Metal
Plug in, turn on, and strap in for the wildest fuck of your life—with the Wildolo x Hismith fucking machine. Hismith has done it again with Wildolo and produced a stunning machine that is simply unrivalled. There is no better sub-$1000 fucking machine out there.
Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Vulva Wand Review

Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Vulva Wand Review

8 out of 10
I’m a huge fan of wand vibes and external stimulation, so I couldn’t wait to discover what looked to be a brilliant upgrade to the now discontinued Queen Bee. Welcome to my Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Vulva Wand review!

Bathmate Vibe Edge Vibrating Penis Edging Toy Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£32.00
Brand:
Bathmate
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
I love cock tease and denial play, edging him to the brink of orgasm then holding back from tipping him over, again and again. When I saw the Bathmate Vibe Edge Vibrating Penis Edging Toy I was instantly intrigued. A sex toy designed to edge a cock to the orgasmic brink & back? Powered by the same bullet vibe I already love and which is in my top favourite sex toys list? YES PLEASE.
Bondara Snazzy Berry Remote Control Wearable Vibrator Review

Bondara Snazzy Berry Remote Control Wearable Vibrator Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£48.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
Welcome to my Bondara Snazzy Berry Remote Control Wearable Vibrator review. Wearable vibrating sex toys have been an ongoing fascination because of the perverted public play potential, as well as the freedom to use my hands for other things while being intimately stimulated, so I was hoping this sex toy would live up to the fantasy.

Little GOO Suck-o-Saurus Clitoral Suction Dinosaur Sex Toy Review

9 out of 10
 Welcome to my Little GOO Suck-O-Saurus Clitoral Suction Dinosaur Sex Toy review. Would this cute ‘n kinky critter leave me completely en-raptored? I was looking forward to trying it out and experiencing a dinoROARgasm or three...

Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Dildo Review

10 out of 10
What a magical tool to have in your world of wankcraft arsenal! This delightfully hefty piece of toybox treasure invites you to journey deep into a new, erotic land and unleash the beast of your fiercest orgasms. Are you ready for this pleasure quest, masturbation adventurers? Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo!

Bondara Glacier Glass Nebula Glitter Spiral Diamond Dildo Review: Sparkly Spiral Glass

10 out of 10
Price:
£31.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Glass
It has been years since I had the joy of reviewing a new glass dildo. I absolutely love glass sex toys – the cold, relentless rigidity sliding into my body with the aid of a coating of lube, the toy slowly warming to match my body heat as I envelop the various curves and textures. Thanks to Bondara, I got to try out one of their Bondara Glacier dildos this month...

EdenFantasys Rogue Thrusting Realistic Dildo Vibrator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£83.00
The Rogue is a proper kneetrembler of a vibrator. Using it simply as a vaginal dildo is sensation-central, but adding in the vibrations and then the thrusting action… wow. Check out the video above to see what I mean. Just look at that dildo dance, baby. Mesmerising enough to watch, imagine how it feels on the inside. Delicious.

EdenFantasys Wonder Air-Pulse Wand Massager Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£52.00
I was recently lucky enough to be contacted by the friendly team over at edenfantasys.com, and offered some of their fabulous sex toys for review. Two vibrators were chosen from their alluring cyber aisles: the Rogue Thrusting Realistic Dildo Vibrator, and the sex toy I’m reviewing today, the EdenFantasys Wonder Air-Pulse Wand Massager.

Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.