Sex Toy Reviews

Sex toy reviews based on real hands on testing, honest feedback, and how products perform in real use.

Welcome to my Sex Toy Reviews hub. This is where I publish detailed, independent reviews of vibrators, dildos, anal toys, penis masturbators, couples toys and other pleasure devices. Every review is written from direct experience, with hands on testing insights, real photos, and clear pros and cons so you can understand what a product is actually like beyond marketing claims.

This category sits within my wider Adult Product Reviews hub, where you can explore all review types across the adult industry.

I have been reviewing sex toys for over 17 years, testing a wide range of brands, designs, materials and stimulation styles. Reviews are based on real hands on testing and structured evaluation, not quick impressions, so you can compare products confidently.

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What You Will Find in Sex Toy Reviews

This category focuses specifically on stimulation focused sex toys and pleasure devices, including:

  • Vibrators across multiple stimulation styles and power levels
  • Dildos, insertable toys and realistic designs
  • Anal toys including plugs, beads and prostate stimulators
  • Penis masturbators, strokers and automatic devices
  • Couples toys designed for shared stimulation
  • Specialist and niche toys for specific preferences or needs

How My Reviews Work

I review sex toys through hands on testing and structured evaluation, not quick impressions. Reviews include practical notes on comfort, stimulation style, usability, noise, build quality and overall experience. Many reviews also include real photos and non explicit product demonstration videos so you can see the item clearly before deciding.

I follow a consistent testing process including usability, stimulation quality, build design, and long-term performance.

Reviews are based on direct testing rather than manufacturer descriptions, and I update reviews where products change, are replaced, or are discontinued.

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Bondara I Heart U 3 Piece Couple’s Bundle Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£69.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
Thanks to Bondara.co.uk, I'm reviewing an extremely cute couple's set this month which is the perfect Valentine's gift for you both. Not just for Valentine's night either - this 3-piece bundle is the perfect romantic treat any time of the year. Introducing the Bondara I Heart U 3 Piece Couple's Bundle! Let's have a closer look at exactly what's included in this set - and how these adult toys really feel during use.

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Bondara 12 Days of Kink Bondage Advent Calendar 2023 Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£79.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Bondara 12 Days of Kink Bondage Advent Calendar 2023 Review I’ve been lucky enough to receive two sexy advent calendars to review this year! Find...

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...

The Grinder by Bondara Vibrating Sex Toy Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£44.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
Would Bondara’s new sex toy simply be another attempt to ‘reinvent the wheel’? I had no idea what I'd soon be receiving in the post, which was exciting. Finally, the discreetly wrapped parcel arrived at my door. I hastily unwrapped it to reveal The Grinder by Bondara Vibrating Sex Toy, in a fancy Bondara gift box, along with a bottle of Bondara Slip ‘n Slide Aqua Lube.

Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Ever wondered what a perfect penis looks like? Hankey’s Toys have got the answer. And now so do I, because I've been lucky enough to receive the Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo to enjoy, and to review here on the blog...

Hismith Servok Review: Adjustable-Depth Power, App Control & Big-Toy Handling

9 out of 10
The Hismith Servok Fucking Machine (also known as Servok Premium in the US), is a game changer in the world of thrusting sex machines. Hismith already leads the midrange and budget market, but now they've stormed straight into the high-end too, with the Hismith Servok, featuring a completely new mechanical design and motor that allows the holy grail of fucking machine features...
We-Vibe Rave 2 G-Spot Vibrator Review

We-Vibe Rave 2 G-Spot Vibrator Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£129.99
Brand:
We-Vibe
Materials:
Silicone
I absolutely love that I can change up the angle of the vibrator, to better target my uniquely positioned hotspots inside. The controls are easy to locate and use during use, and the product really benefits from the inclusion of two motors instead of just one. Again, loving the fact that the stimulation is customisable – I can choose to have just the vaginal opening motor, just the internal tip motor, or both of the motors on at the same time.

Lovehoney 12 Day Advent Calendar 2023 Review

10 out of 10
I’m a huge fan of Christmas and love the excitement of advent calendars - especially sexy advent calendars - so I was delighted when the Lovehoney team once again kindly sent me one of their brand-new for 2023 Christmas countdown calendars to review. This year I am reviewing the Lovehoney 12 Day Advent Calendar 2023.
We-Vibe Tango X Bullet Vibrator Review

We-Vibe Tango X Bullet Vibrator Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£79.99
From my sessions with Tango X, the deeper, rumblier vibrations – while absolutely delicious – are best experienced clitorally when I don’t press the toy into the area, I just let it rest lightly over my clit. I can then enjoy the full effect of those powerful, rumbly vibes and the toy soon brings me to a powerful, clitoral orgasm.
We-Vibe Ditto+ Vibrating Butt Plug Review

We-Vibe Ditto+ Vibrating Butt Plug Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£109.99
Brand:
We-Vibe
Materials:
Silicone
Read on to discover why I rate this new vibrating butt plug from We-Vibe so highly, how it works and how it really feels during use. There’s even a little video showing how to operate the toy, and demonstrating those powerful vibrations.

UberKinky Violet Wand Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£69.99
Brand:
UberKinky
Materials:
Glass, Plastic
Did you know that a violet wand was one of the first electronic devices invented? Violet wands were used in homes to treat illnesses & sensitive skin issues, yet now they are viewed more as a sexual stimulation device. Violet ray manufacturers have added modern features, such as variable-speed control and various attachments. Most shockingly, I didn’t own a violet wand and I hadn’t ever reviewed one on my blog. Until now, that is.
Sinnovator Cephalopod Tentacle Dildo Review

Sinnovator Cephalopod Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£149.99
Materials:
Silicone
As a fan of ‘creature feature’ and monster-style dildos, I was delighted to be offered the chance to review something from the otherworldly Sinnovator sex toy collection. I chose the glorious purple tentacular delight that is the Sinnovator Cephalopod Dildo!
Womanizer OG Pleasure Air G-Spot Stimulator Review

Womanizer OG Pleasure Air G-Spot Stimulator Review

5 out of 10
Price:
£179.99
The Womanizer OG Pleasure Air G-Spot Stimulator was such a startlingly different type of sex toy that I just had to experience it for myself. Rather than providing clitoral stimulation via a comfortable vacuum seal and air waves, like the rest of the Womanizer sex toy collection, the OG assertively dominates new territory by offering vaginally penetrative, G-spot targeted orgasmic pleasure.
ROMP Bass Rechargeable Silicone Vibrating Butt Plug Review

ROMP Bass Rechargeable Silicone Vibrating Butt Plug Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£29.99
I love to use my ROMP plug along with a clit vibe like a bullet vibrator, and even with a vaginally penetrative toy like a classic vibrator or dildo, if I’m feeling particularly greedy. Usually, I just add a little bullet vibration to the clit though. The orgasm comes FAST and STRONG.

John Thomas Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Horny is decidedly more abstract of a design than most of the John Thomas Toys range, though the official backstory is that it's the horn of the devil himself. But regardless of the backstory, each ring is a sinful challenge of its own to anyone brave enough to tackle it.

Velvet Thruster Thrusting Dildo Review | Frankie / New Lewis Silicone Top

9 out of 10
For those seeking a portable and affordable alternative to a full-size fucking machine like the Tremor, Sybian or Motorbunny, the Velvet Thruster Thrusting Dildo should be your first consideration. Sure, it’s noisy compared with a standard handheld vibrator, but this isn’t a standard vibe.

John Thomas Pod Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Officially, John Thomas Toys say that “Pod is an alien life form planted on Earth 88 million years ago by an alien race from Zeroth”. In my unofficial and unsanctioned by Games Workshop capacity, I'm calling it a replica of a pure-strain Genestealer’s tongue. And anyone who’s played Warhammer 40k has probably dreamt about being pleasured by a Genestealer at some point in their life. Well, now’s your chance.

Bondara Joy Extanda 10 Function Remote Thrusting Dildo Review (with comparison to HiSmith Traveller...

5 out of 10
Price:
£99.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
The Bondara Joy Extanda 10 Function Remote Thrusting Dildo is a thrusting vibrator—a hybrid toy that's somewhere in between a full-on fucking machine and a basic vibrating dildo. Available now for £100 from Bondara, will this slick 6” solid silicone extendable cock sow the seeds of delight for you? And how does it compare to its closest competitor: the HiSmith Traveller Pro?

John Thomas Arnie’s Extremity Fisting Dildo Review

9 out of 10
You get some respite at the wrist, but the feeling of fullness is akin to an inflatable plug. When you’re ready to continue, you'll find the overall girth grows again quickly, offering an even greater challenge; but at this point, it’s a slow, restrained stretch with no unexpected surprises and a more uniform expansion.