Sex Toy Reviews

Sex toy reviews make up an enormous and vital part of the Cara Sutra sex blog. Although you’ll also find thousands of adult product reviews for sex lube, sexy lingerie, bondage gear and erotic books, reviews for sex toys remain popular with readers year after year. Here’s where you’ll find honest reviews for vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, penis masturbators, prostate massagers and a whole lot more.

Our reviews can easily be filtered so you can find exactly what you’re looking for. Use the easy to navigate menu to find the category of adult toys you’re interested in (such as bullet vibrators, magic wand vibrators, anal beads, ball gags, sexy lingerie etc) then you can sort the results page by chronological order, reviewer rating out of 10, name, price, brand or shop. The majority of adult product reviews feature bold green 'buy buttons' which take you straight to where you can purchase the toy, whether you’re a UK reader or USA reader.

The brand, shop and materials shown below every review are links to where you’ll find all reviews for that filter. Therefore, you can easily navigate to all Lovehoney sex toy reviews, for instance, or all silicone sex toys, all water-based lubricants, and so on.

As well as the honest feedback you’ll find in the thorough adult toy reviews, you’ll also enjoy browsing the many clear, 'real-person' sex toy photographs in each review. These enable you to see what the adult toy really looks like, rather than trying to guess how the product will look out of the box from the often artificial and Photoshopped images on sex toy shopping websites.

I hope you enjoy reading the many sex toy reviews here on the Cara Sutra sex blog.

Lovehoney Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2021 Review

Lovehoney Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2021 Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£120.00
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
Time to introduce the sexy STAR of the festive season: the Lovehoney Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2021 (aka Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Sex Toy Advent Calendar). Lovehoney's lingerie and sex toy advent calendars usually sell out before advent time rolls around, so please make sure you buy your choice from the varied range as soon as possible if you don't want to miss out.

Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£45.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!

John Thomas Toys Thingy Bob Multi Cock Head Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£119.00
What's the best part of a dick? I think we can all agree it's the head. So what could possibly be more satisfying than a dildo with a big dick head on it? That's not a rhetorical question: a dildo with FOUR nice big dick heads on it would obviously be better.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
In my search for ever more exotic alien and monster cocks to submit to, this week I've found myself on the prehistoric planet of Arrakis. After slipping on a particularly slimy rock, I found myself face to face with this sizeable slug-like entity. Suffice to say, I had no hesitation in dropping my space trousers and allowing it to explore my hole.
Master Series Extreme Steel Chastity Cage Review

Master Series Extreme Steel Chastity Cage Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£199.99
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Metal
My favourite aspect of the design is the locking system. No padlock is required and your sub is locked in via a specially designed locking system likened to a locking wheel nut on your car alloys. So no actual key is required as such, rather a specifically designed tool.
Master Series Asylum Locking Chastity Cage Review

Master Series Asylum Locking Chastity Cage Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£89.99
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Metal
I’ll not go into the benefits of caging your man too much but I will say this... expect lots of extra attention... and household chores actually getting done! Yes it's true, putting your man's cock into a cage makes him a better person. He will literally do anything to get a release. Now... on to this chastity device in particular.
Nu Sensuelle Pearl Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Review

Nu Sensuelle Pearl Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Review (Pink)

8 out of 10
Price:
£46.00
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
I was pretty excited to try the Pearl properly, so I made sure I had plenty of time to try each action and function of the toy. It felt lovely when the pearl moved on my clitoris and I soon moved it up quickly to the third level then adding vibration. Now that felt amazing.

Sinloli Sucking and Vibrating Masturbator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£30.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Plastic, TPR
It's not often you come across a masturbating sleeve that includes powerful suction features for under $50, but that's precisely what Sinloli has brought us. So is this merely a gimmick, or is the Sinloli sucking and vibrating masturbator the gadget to take your wank to the next level?

John Thomas XTRO Fusion Colour Dildo Review

9 out of 10
XTRO was trying to communicate his dark hunger for me. A series of guttural clicks were followed by a deep angry growl, as he grew impatient for me to understand, let alone reciprocate his need. I tried to scrabble away, but couldn't help myself glancing back to find that wasn't the only thing that was growing. Luminous green drool dripped down his gaping maw, landing on his now huge cock. I froze, but at least I could be confident he didn't want to devour me for dinner.
John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug Review

John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug Review

9 out of 10
The second of two John Thomas Toys butt plugs I'm reviewing this month, the John Thomas Sergeant Major Orange Silicone Butt Plug is a cute, phallic anal toy which is reliable, effective and easy to use. I chose four products from the hugely varied and colourful John Thomas collection to review: Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Twisted Hog butt plug and this Sergeant Major butt plug.  
John Thomas The Twisted Hog Pink Pig Face Butt Plug Review

John Thomas The Twisted Hog Pink Pig Face Butt Plug Review

9 out of 10
I've been enjoying trying out some of the wondrous John Thomas toys recently, as you'll have seen from my recent Skittle Dildo and Buxom Lady dildo reviews. I also chose two butt plugs from the colourful and diverse range; the Sergeant Major butt plug and the item I'll review in full below: the John Thomas The Twisted Hog Pink Pig Face Butt Plug.
John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I've been interested in trying out some of the JTT range for quite a while, especially as they've had rave reviews from resident reviewer Tigerlily. After much deliberating I chose the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo, and I have the medium size in medium firmness.
John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I decided to choose some John Thomas dildos and plugs to review for myself, and opted for the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas Skittle Yellow Anal Stretcher Dildo, and I have the small size in medium firmness. 

John Thomas Umbungo’s Finger Anal Probe Review

8 out of 10
Who is Umbungo, and why is his finger so unreasonably long? Your guess is as good as mine. But what I can tell you is that his finger feels utterly lovely going up my bum.

John Thomas Woody Purple Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
The John Thomas Toys Woody is aimed at people who, while watching Lord of the Rings, saw the enormous Ents emerge from the forest, and thought to themselves "I wonder what an Ent's cock looks like? I'd love to fuck one and find out".

Hot Octopuss Plex With Flex Dual Motor Vibrating Butt Plug Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£89.95
The Hot Octopuss Plex with Flex is the newest addition to the technologically advanced, inclusive and multi award-winning Hot Octopuss sex toys collection. I was delighted to be invited to review this dual motor vibrating butt plug, which offered me the chance to experience and enjoy the treble and bass vibrations first seen in the Hot Octopuss Jett Penis Masturbator, which my husband thoroughly enjoyed.

KIIROO Keon Interactive Penis Stroker Review (& FeelStar Rae Lil Black Sleeve)

8 out of 10
Price:
£182.00
Brand:
KIIROO
Shop:
KIIROO
Materials:
Plastic, TPE
KIIROO are masters of interactive sex toys, so when they make their own automatic interactive penis stroker, your dick should definitely be paying attention. Paired with a selection of luscious FeelStars stroker sleeves, the KIIROO Keon is about as close to a realistic automated sexual experience you can get.

Seven Creations H2O Waterproof Patriot Penis Vibrator Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£13.95
We were sent the Seven Creations H2O Waterproof Patriot Penis Vibrator to review for Cara Sutra's sex blog. Initially, we weren't sure if we wanted to review it, as it would not go with our collection which is all black and purple, but we decided to give it a go.

Nu Sensuelle 10 Function Remote Control Cock Ring Review

5 out of 10
Price:
£30.00
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
The Nu Sensuelle 10 Function Remote Control Cock Ring is a surprisingly natty piece of kit. Supplied with batteries already fitted, and even some spare for when you inevitably run them down, the cock ring features 10 functions and a smooth velvet feel along with the added benefits of it being waterproof, black coloured and phthalates free (beware the remote is NOT waterproof).
John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
...the Colon Snake is one of the longest on the market. Compared to other anal depth trainers which are of uniform width, the head provides a little extra stimulation on the way out too, without being so big that it might get caught on something. It's a fun little feature, and if your fantasy is a snake up the bum, you're sorted.