Mr Hankey's Toys

Mr Hankey’s Toys Reviews – The Ultimate Guide to Size, Sensation & Satisfaction

If you’re looking for premium-quality, body-safe dildos and butt plugs, my Mr Hankey’s Toys reviews offer real insights into these bold and beautifully crafted sex toys. Known for their realistic designs, fantasy themes, and oversized options, Mr Hankey’s Toys are made from high-quality platinum-cured silicone, ensuring both safety and satisfaction.

Why Choose Mr Hankey’s Toys?

For those who want bigger, better, and totally customisable sex toys, Mr Hankey’s Toys is the go-to brand. Their products stand out because they offer:

  • Realistic and fantasy dildos in a variety of sizes
  • Platinum-cured silicone for a body-safe experience
  • Customisation options including colour, firmness & Vac-U-Hole bases
  • Accessories like suction cups, harnesses & high-quality lubricants

Whether you’re after a realistic experience or something wilder, my Mr Hankey’s Toys reviews will help you find the perfect fit.

Extra-Large Dildos & Fantasy Designs

One of the biggest draws of Mr Hankey’s Toys is their impressive size range. From realistic dildos to sci-fi and creature-inspired designs, you’ll find options for every fantasy. Popular categories include:

  • Hyper-realistic dildos based on actual anatomy
  • Fantasy dildos with unique shapes and textures
  • Creature-inspired sex toys for an adventurous experience

Customisation for a Tailored Experience

A major perk of Mr Hankey’s Toys is the ability to customise your toy to match your preferences. You can select:

  • Soft or firm silicone
  • A range of vibrant colours
  • Vac-U-Hole bases for compatibility with harnesses and suction cups

This ensures your chosen toy is perfectly suited to your needs.

Beyond Dildos – Butt Plugs, Lubes & More

Mr Hankey’s Toys doesn’t just offer dildos—they also stock butt plugs, lube, harnesses, and suction cups to enhance your pleasure. If you’re going big, lube is essential, so don’t forget to add some to your order!

Find the Perfect Mr Hankey’s Toy for You

From huge dildos to fantasy sex toys, my Mr Hankey’s Toys reviews break down everything you need to know before buying. Browse the reviews and discover your next favourite toy.

Disclaimer: This page contains sponsored reviews 

Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Shucks, I guess it’s time for a brand-new & exciting Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the ear-isistible Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo. This sunshine yellow kinky cob popped into my pleasure toy collection and promised to butter me up the right way. Is this delicious-looking dildo totally a-maize-ing, or just a corny novelty? Read on for all the juicy details!

Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Like its namesake from the original Pinocchio fairy-tale, the Lampwick Dildo from Hankey’s Toys is all about the pleasure. With striking realistic aesthetic and stimulating veined texture, I have had a rapturous time testing this well-hung character ready for today’s review. My Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo is the small size, in deep brown colour, medium-firm silicone firmness and has the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base for extra usage versatility.

Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Time to get a little fruity! My first sex toy review of 2025 is for the a-peeling Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo. After enjoying this curved sensation all holiday season, I’m ready to reveal all the slippery ins and outs. Read on to find out if this fantastical design from Hankey’s Toys makes for a ripe ‘n rampant addition to your intimate fruit bowl!

Hankey’s Toys Mystical Unicorn Dildo Review

9 out of 10
This joyful dildo design from the Hankey’s Toys collection has added whimsical merriment to my seasonal self-pleasure sessions. From the moment I unwrapped this delightful toy, I couldn’t wait to literally give myself the horn throughout the holiday season. Time to saddle up this sparkling steed, ride it hard into high fantasy and see what legendary orgasmic adventures await!

Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review

10 out of 10
This month I dove deep into the abyss of internal stimulation, as the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo unleashed a tidal wave of self-pleasure ecstasy. If you’re a fan of cosmic horror and crave a tentacled touch in your intimate depths, this dildo might just be the eldritch probe you’ve been craving. Time to ‘Kraken’ with my newest review...

Hankey’s Toys Erotixxx Toys Sea Monster Dildo Review

10 out of 10
A few weeks of ‘deep dive’ exploration with a new Hankey’s Toys sex toy is always fun. This month I’m sharing my thoughts on and experiences with a brand-new fantasy dildo from mrhankeystoys.com.  The Hankey’s Toys Erotixxx Toys Sea Monster Dildo is an alternative sex toy lover’s dream come true, with its alluring knobbly texture and probing tentacle-like body.

Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Here is an unapologetically huge sex toy which favours a defiant, snorting & stamped-hoof challenge over coquettish seduction. Would I survive a toy testing tango with this passionate creature unscathed? Bravely, wielding naught but a bottle of lube, I entered the ring…

Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Did you know that seahorses are the only fish species that can hold your hand? I certainly needed someone to hold my hand as I tried out this month’s review toy from the kinky collection at Hankey’s Toys. My Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo puts the “AAAAAR!” into ‘Large’...

Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo Review

9 out of 10
What a fine specimen, a hefty chunk of goodness, a monstrously orgasmic beast of a sex toy! If you’re in the market for some seriously massive cock, then you’re in the right place. The Hankey's Toys Horse Dildo is a gloriously enormous, kinky sculpted sex toy made with solid, platinum-grade silicone. It’s horny, horsey and huge. Thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for sending me this size Queen’s dream stallion to review! 🐴

Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo Review

10 out of 10
They say you should "never smile at a crocodile”  but I just couldn’t help it when I first set eyes on this reptilian nether-predator. The Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is another jewel from the Mr Hankey’s sex toys collection, an insertable sex toy designed like the closed jaws and head of a crocodile...

Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo Review: Erotic Octopus Sex Toy

10 out of 10
It’s time for another hot 'n horny Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo, which I selected in burnt ember colour, in small size, with medium firm silicone and with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base.

Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
The Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo had me gasping at the size before I had even taken the wrapper off. I’m new to knotted dildos, if not puppy play, so I was excited about the challenge - as well as the erotic experience of trying this pleasure pup out. Would this stray who wants to play have me howling with joy?

Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Dildo Review

10 out of 10
What a magical tool to have in your world of wankcraft arsenal! This delightfully hefty piece of toybox treasure invites you to journey deep into a new, erotic land and unleash the beast of your fiercest orgasms. Are you ready for this pleasure quest, masturbation adventurers? Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo!

Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.

Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...

Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Ever wondered what a perfect penis looks like? Hankey’s Toys have got the answer. And now so do I, because I've been lucky enough to receive the Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo to enjoy, and to review here on the blog...