EdenFantasys Vibro Ride Grinding Vibrating Sex Toy Review
I’ve been lucky enough to receive some more exciting sex toys to review, this time from the kind people at EdenFantasys. Thank you team! Today I’ll be sharing my thoughts and experiences of the EdenFantasys Vibro Ride, which is a sit on, grinding vibrator with two motors that vibrate through the silicone material. It’s red – my favourite colour! With such an unusual sex toy to try out, I couldn’t wait to get started.
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Packaging / Unboxing
My EdenFantasys sex toys are always delivered in good time and discreetly – a plain brown outer box without any mention of sex toys, dildos or vibrators. Inside the box my toys were securely packaged so they wouldn’t rattle around and risk being damaged during transit and delivery.
There are some brief details about the product on the reverse of the box. The rest of the outer packaging is striking in mainly black, contrasted with red for the front central and sides “Vibro Ride” wording.
The Vibro Ride box was shrink-wrapped in plastic which provides hygiene reassurance as well as helping protect the package and its contents until they’re in their new home. This plastic was easy to remove then I was able to simply open one end of the box to retrieve the contents.
Inside The Box
Once the box was open, I could see that the Vibro Ride was securely housed in an internal plastic mould. As well as the vibrating sex toy, the box contains the magnetic/USB charging lead and a fold-out instruction leaflet.
There’s no storage bag with the toy, which is quite sizeable – we’ll get on to that in more detail in a moment. I therefore disposed of the inner moulded plastic component of the packaging with my household recycling, and kept the glossy card outer box to pop the Vibro Ride into between uses, to keep it safe and dust-free.
Instruction Leaflet
Size / Measurements
The EdenFantasys Vibro Ride is a larger toy than I was expecting. I was expecting something the size of a standard dildo, but flat with a couple of bumps. As you can see from my photographs, the Vibro Ride is fairly sizeable for a ‘bedside drawer’ toy – nothing near a full size fucking machine, like the Tremor or MotorBunny, but still quite large in terms of surface area.
From top to bottom the Vibro Ride measures 10.5 inches, and the widest part across measures 5.5 inches.
Here it is laying on my thigh, to help give you a practical representation. I know all bodies are different, but hopefully it still helps! (No banana for scale, sorry.)
Charging Up
Charging up the EdenFantasys Vibro Ride Grinding Vibrating Sex Toy is easy with the included USB/magnetic charging lead. The wire has two metal areas on the non-USB end, which affix magnetically to the corresponding areas on the bottom of the sex toy.
Plug the other end of the lead into any USB port. I like to use the USB port on the side of my laptop or the multi-USB to mains plug at the side of my bed. These are extremely useful, and I strongly recommend everyone has at least one. You can buy them cheaply from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk.
An LED blinks slowly through the power button area while the toy is charging up, changing to emit a steady glow once it’s fully charged. A full charge can take up to 3 hours from empty. A full charge provides up to one hour of playtime.
Top tip: I’d advise additionally labelling the charging lead in some way immediately upon unpackaging the product. This means you can easily identify your EdenFantasys Vibro Ride lead when it gets tossed into your drawer or box of charging leads.
I use my trusty DYMO labeller which is available from Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk for all my sex toy charging leads – and it has plenty of other uses around the house, too.
How To Operate
There is a power & operation button near the rim, which looks like two arrows above a droplet shape. Press and hold to switch on, then press and hold during use to turn the toy off. When in use, this same button can be pressed briefly, repeatedly, to discover the various vibrating speeds and patterns offered by the two internal motors.
Video
Enjoy this short video demonstration of the EdenFantasys Vibro Ride Grinding Vibrating Sex Toy. You can also hear the noise emitted from the toy, both away from and on top of a suitably hard surface:
How It Feels
I have had a wild time using the EdenFantasys Vibro Ride, but despite being an enjoyable sex toy, it isn’t one that I will be able to use on a regular basis. The two motors inside the toy, as well as various vibration modes, are brilliant and I was hoping for an orgasmic experience akin to riding one of my fucking machines – with a sex toy I can store in a little box under the bed. A portable Sybian. A climax-inducing sex saddle.
Despite being very pleasurable to straddle, grind and ride (especially with the addition of a splash of water-based lube), the Vibro Ride is simply too noisy during use for me to enjoy it in my home where I have other members of the family. The only thing I could do to try and muffle the noise of the whirring motors was to set the toy on a pillow instead of a firmer surface – but then the vibrations diffused into the soft material underneath as I ground on it from above, and led to a frustrating experience.
The best way for me to enjoy the vibrations offered by this innovative sex toy, is to place it on a fairly slender but firm surface that is easily straddled and won’t steal away any of that vibrating power. In my home, this usually means putting it on one of the flat-topped, short wooden posts at the foot of my bed-frame, or atop a small stool, or the side of the bath. All of these locations lead to a very noisy pleasure session though, which is fine if I (or my husband and I) are alone in the house, but impossible to enjoy if anyone else is at home.
The absolute best way for me to use the Vibro Ride is literally as a saddle-topper on a stationary exercise bike. I have handles to hold on to, I lock the door and whack up the volume on the radio. It’s still incredibly noisy but I have to hope it just sounds like I’m having an intense gym session, not getting hot and sweaty grinding my naked, lubed-up nether regions against this contoured, dual-motor vibrating saddle.
The sides of the toy could also do with being a lot more flexible so they don’t dig into the inner thighs during use. I felt like if I squished my legs against the toy too much, I might damage it.
We tried it as a couple with the EdenFantasys Vibro Ride on my husband’s thigh, but he found the vibrations from underneath difficult to withstand on his skin. It’s a shame as we were both enjoying it besides that factor. Trying it as a lay-on vibrator didn’t work as well as sitting astride it so I could fully enjoy the contours hitting the perfect spots of my intimate anatomy. Again, throughout these experiences, the noise made it difficult to fully enjoy the moment when we’re both aware of other people in the house.
I’m considering taking it with us when we go for a dirty weekend away in early summer. The anonymity of a hotel room lends itself perfectly to the noise emitted by both the Vibro Ride and myself during use.
Despite the noise, the product is otherwise well-designed with its sizeable surface area, flat base and contoured top for vulva stimulation to labia, vaginal entrance and the clitoris, if you lean and grind down on it. It’s made with the body-safe material silicone, which is fantastic. Vibro Ride is rechargeable plus fully waterproof, so you don’t need to worry if it falls into the bath – or if you’re lucky enough to have one, a hot tub. This feature makes the Vibro Ride easy to clean thoroughly between uses, too.
Summary
Pros
- Surprisingly large for a bedside drawer toy; potentially a portable fucking machine
- Well-designed contours for vulva stimulation
- Contains 2 powerful motors
- Made from body-safe silicone
- USB/magnetic connect rechargeable
- Waterproof
- Various vibration modes, with moderate rumble (not a high-frequency ‘wasp’ buzz)
- Use solo or during intimate play with your partner
Cons
- Extremely loud during use
- Sitting the Vibro Ride on a hard base could lead to further amplifying the noise
- Not a cheap sex toy with a $70 price tag
A well-designed grinding vibrator with stimulating contours and satisfying power – if only it weren’t so irrepressibly loud during use. It’s a testament to EdenFantasys’ transparency about their products that they are open about the noise level on the Vibro Ride product page.
7/10
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