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MotorBunny Sex Machine Review (MotorBunny & Sybian Comparison) | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£687.00
Materials:
Plastic, TPE
I really like the MotorBunny Sex Machine. Yes it isn't as polished as its inspiration but it certainly does the job that's required of it. It can rip an orgasm out of its rider or be used to tease and edge for prolonged periods of time. It's also great for BDSM play and would go well in any professional dungeon.

Bondara Red Bondage Rope with Tassels Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£12.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Cotton
Thank you Cara and Bondara for giving me the opportunity to review this excellent Bondara Red Bondage Rope with Tassels for you both.

Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£38.95
Thank you to Cara and Simply Pleasure for giving me the opportunity to review this kinky and interesting kit, the Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit. Not many people can say that they have had a close and intricate look at their own pussy without the aid of a camera or mirror but I now can.

Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£11.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Well let me start by giving you some basic information about the Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip. This is what I would call a light flogger, in that not only is it light and easy to hold but the fronds are also thin and light, so the sensations that they deliver is measured and gentle.

ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£79.95
I was delighted when I found out that Cara needed someone to review the ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator as I have a lot of experience with reviewing e-stim equipment and I’ve actually had my eye on this product for a while now.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch Thin Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£17.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was very pleased when I found out that the lovely Cara was looking for someone to review another Vac-u-lock dildo from the Doc Johnson range, and it was supplied by one of my favourite UK companies Bondara.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£14.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was delighted to have the opportunity to review the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo for Cara for two reasons, firstly she was having trouble finding someone to review this Vac-u-lock dildo and secondly as it meant that I would be able to review it for her not just as an attachment for a Strap On but as a dildo on one of my many fucking machines.

Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£25.00
By Joanne's Reviews: This time I was sent the Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo which is made out of silicone – liquid silicone to be precise – or is it?

Maestra by LS Hilton – Pleasure Panel Book Review

Price:
£5.00
Author:
LS Hilton
Publisher:
Amazon
Materials:
Paper
By Joanne's Reviews: This is my first book review and I apologise for how long it took to write. I basically read the whole book (Maestra by LS Hilton) twice before even starting the review.

New York Toy Collective The Love Bump Vibrating Ball Sack – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£34.99
By Joanne's Reviews You can really enjoy the feel of a heavy set of balls slapping against you when you are having a vigorous play session. When I fitted them to a dildo on one of my Fucking Machines it really did hit the spot – there is something so feral about receiving a good pounding and having a heavy set of balls bouncing off your clitoris.

TENGA Egg Twister – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£6.00
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
By Joanne's Reviews Well after reviewing the Tenga Egg Silky it was on to the TENGA Egg Twister to see how it fared, as I was ‘Kermitted’ to do this sex toy justice with my review. In the light of #FrogSpawnGate the pressure was on to give a true and accurate assessment of its capabilities.

Seven Creations Black Silicone Classic Vibe Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£15.95
By Joanne's Reviews: I jumped at the chance to review the Seven Creations Black Silicone Classic Vibe for the Pleasure Panel. Why? Well, erm, basically it’s a vibrator and it is made out of silicone and it really caught my eye.

TENGA Egg Silky – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£6.00
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
By Joanne's Reviews I have to admit that the TENGA Eggs had me totally confused. "What are they?" and more importantly, "how do they work?" were the biggest questions on my mind. After reading two recent reviews that were somewhat negative even though the reviewer didn’t actually use them I thought that the time was right to put those questions to bed by reviewing some.

DONA by JO Massage Lotion Flirty Blushing Berry – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£9.99
By Joanne's Reviews The whole title is a bit of a mouthful (Dona Aphrodisiac & Pheromone Infused Massage Lotion)... basically what we have here is a nice massage lotion that is infused as the title suggests with pheromones to act as a mild aphrodisiac. I must admit that I asked to review this as i was curious as to how I would react when using it.

Je Joue Mimi Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£56.25
By Joanne's Reviews The Je Joue Mimi vibrator looks just like a very smooth pebble, the sort that I used to look for on the beach in order to throw it and try to get it to skip across the water. However, I will definitely not be throwing the Mimi anywhere.

Sh Easy Egg Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£19.00
By Joanne's Reviews This is the fourth Sh! Toy that I have now reviewed on the Pleasure Panel however this one is the one I like least. No it doesn’t scream sensuous quality, but for £19.00 it is a cracking buy and everyone needs a love egg in their life as they are so functional. I had high hopes when I opened up the Sh Easy Egg Vibrator packaging as the nodules look great and I love textures on my clitoris but in use they may as not be there as they are so soft.

Sh Silicone Love Balls – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£18.00
By Joanne's Reviews I had quite a bit of fun reviewing these Sh Silicone Love Balls, they are a great way to exercise your kegel or pelvic floor muscles. Don’t be intimidated by the word exercise, it is actually a great way to tone up down below and is of great benefit to both you and your partner. Well enough about the benefits just what are they and do they do the job.

Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£4.99
Brand:
Minx
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
By Joanne's Reviews I jumped at the chance to review another sex toy for Cara and this time it was the Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator - and by mini, they do mean one small little vibe.

Sh! Clitoral Pleasure Vibe – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£24.00
By Joanne's Reviews The lovely Cara sent me the Sh! Clitoral Pleasure Vibe to review. Sh! is a company that is starting to gain a great reputation for its range of products. I have also reviewed their Curved G-spot Vibe and I loved it.

Bondara Pink Silicone Strap On Set – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£24.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
By Joanne's Reviews I jumped at the chance to try my first strap on dildo when Cara offered this Bondara Pink Silicone Strap On Set for review - and I love the look and feel of the body safe silicone dildo mounted on the front of it.