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I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing The Tremor Sex Machine. I've my had my eyes on The Tremor for a while now, and so naturally I jumped at the chance.
I was delighted to have been able to review the Loving Joy Bound To Please Bamboo Spanking Paddle for Cara as part of her Pleasure Panel. I'd like to thank sextoys.co.uk for supplying it and giving me the opportunity to review it.
I was so excited when Cara announced that she had a Womanizer Liberty that needed reviewing for kisskiss.ch as part of her Pleasure Panel. I naturally jumped at the chance having reviewed a load of other clitoral air pulse sex toys.
I couldn't resist myself when I saw these MEO Leather Padded Puppy Play Paw Mitts from MEO.de available as part of the Pleasure Panel. Having enjoyed some puppy play in the past, I liked the quality look of these mitts so I put my hand up trying to get Cara's attention, and I was sent them to enjoy and review.
Both my submissive and I love to have a little kitty play, and when I saw the fantastic looking Loving Joy Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail Butt Plug from sextoys.co.uk, my heart skipped a beat. I knew that we could use it together with our kitty ears and mittens to enjoy some kinky roleplay that would have us both purring in delight.
When I saw this Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Penetrator Dildo 7 Inch from Lovehoney available through the Pleasure Panel I jumped at the chance to review it as the thought of some double ended play really flicks my switch.
I have never had a tattoo in my life, but I must admit that I am super curious about them. I jumped at the chance when Cara gave me the opportunity to review these Kinky BDSM Bondage Temporary Tattoos from MEO.de as I love their kit and it would be fun to play around with them.
I was delighted when I was given the opportunity to review the MEO Puppy Play Leather Paw Gauntlet in blue, and this one is the small size so it will fit wrists up to 6.5"/16.5cm in circumference and the gauntlet is 3.5"/9cm wide. It is also available in red and yellow as well as the blue one that I am reviewing.
You can even get collars designed explicitly for pet play, and the Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar from MEO.de is an excellent example of this kind of collar. MEO has an excellent range of pup accessories and collars. Indeed, I have reviewed a few of them myself. This collar though stands out from the crowd.
I was delighted when Cara gave me the opportunity to review the new Zumio S (Caress), a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.
I was delighted when I saw the Titus Silicone Series Remote Control Small Puppy Tail Pro available for review as part of the Pleasure Panel as I have recently started puppy play with my female submissive. Already having a collar and knee pads, I was keen to add a tail to her outfit.
I like comparing products, and with a bit of experience with masks, I thought it was the perfect product for me to cast my eyes over this month and so here are my thoughts on the Leg Avenue Kink Faux Leather Studded Eye Mask.
I don't know about you, but I always struggle to find funny or quirky cards and gifts for my closest friends. When Cara asked if I was interested in reviewing some cards and a calendar from the Love Layla Designs range I jumped at the chance.
Who doesn't enjoy a long slow sensual massage? I know I love it and I was excited when Cara gave me the opportunity to review the AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for MEO.de.
I was excited to review this Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Detachable Faux Pony Tail Plug for a number of reasons. Firstly I have had my eyes on the Crystal Delights range as they look exquisite. Secondly, I love some butt plug fun and like the fantasy element of having a ponytail butt plug.
Who doesn't love receiving or giving a massage? I know that I love it which is why I was delighted to be able to review the AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel from MEO.de for Cara as part of the pleasure Panel.
I am a bit of a self-confessed texture Queen. So the moment that I saw the Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug in the October listing for the Pleasure Panel it immediately piqued my interest. It just looks amazing with all of those ridges and its shiny gold colouration.
I was absolutely delighted when Cara sent me the ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug to review for Bondara. It is a sex toy that really flicks my switch. It allows you to have even more fun when playing with a butt plug.
I really like the MotorBunny Sex Machine. Yes it isn't as polished as its inspiration but it certainly does the job that's required of it. It can rip an orgasm out of its rider or be used to tease and edge for prolonged periods of time. It's also great for BDSM play and would go well in any professional dungeon.