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I was delighted when I saw the Titus Silicone Series Remote Control Small Puppy Tail Pro available for review as part of the Pleasure Panel as I have recently started puppy play with my female submissive. Already having a collar and knee pads, I was keen to add a tail to her outfit.
I like comparing products, and with a bit of experience with masks, I thought it was the perfect product for me to cast my eyes over this month and so here are my thoughts on the Leg Avenue Kink Faux Leather Studded Eye Mask.
I don't know about you, but I always struggle to find funny or quirky cards and gifts for my closest friends. When Cara asked if I was interested in reviewing some cards and a calendar from the Love Layla Designs range I jumped at the chance.
Who doesn't enjoy a long slow sensual massage? I know I love it and I was excited when Cara gave me the opportunity to review the AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for MEO.de.
I was excited to review this Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Detachable Faux Pony Tail Plug for a number of reasons. Firstly I have had my eyes on the Crystal Delights range as they look exquisite. Secondly, I love some butt plug fun and like the fantasy element of having a ponytail butt plug.
Who doesn't love receiving or giving a massage? I know that I love it which is why I was delighted to be able to review the AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel from MEO.de for Cara as part of the pleasure Panel.
I am a bit of a self-confessed texture Queen. So the moment that I saw the Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug in the October listing for the Pleasure Panel it immediately piqued my interest. It just looks amazing with all of those ridges and its shiny gold colouration.
I was absolutely delighted when Cara sent me the ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug to review for Bondara. It is a sex toy that really flicks my switch. It allows you to have even more fun when playing with a butt plug.
I really like the MotorBunny Sex Machine. Yes it isn't as polished as its inspiration but it certainly does the job that's required of it. It can rip an orgasm out of its rider or be used to tease and edge for prolonged periods of time. It's also great for BDSM play and would go well in any professional dungeon.
Thank you Cara and Bondara for giving me the opportunity to review this excellent Bondara Red Bondage Rope with Tassels for you both.
Thank you to Cara and Simply Pleasure for giving me the opportunity to review this kinky and interesting kit, the Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit. Not many people can say that they have had a close and intricate look at their own pussy without the aid of a camera or mirror but I now can.
Well let me start by giving you some basic information about the Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip. This is what I would call a light flogger, in that not only is it light and easy to hold but the fronds are also thin and light, so the sensations that they deliver is measured and gentle.
I was delighted when I found out that Cara needed someone to review the ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator as I have a lot of experience with reviewing e-stim equipment and I’ve actually had my eye on this product for a while now.
I was very pleased when I found out that the lovely Cara was looking for someone to review another Vac-u-lock dildo from the Doc Johnson range, and it was supplied by one of my favourite UK companies Bondara.
I was delighted to have the opportunity to review the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo for Cara for two reasons, firstly she was having trouble finding someone to review this Vac-u-lock dildo and secondly as it meant that I would be able to review it for her not just as an attachment for a Strap On but as a dildo on one of my many fucking machines.
By Joanne's Reviews: This time I was sent the Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo which is made out of silicone – liquid silicone to be precise – or is it?
By Joanne's Reviews You can really enjoy the feel of a heavy set of balls slapping against you when you are having a vigorous play session. When I fitted them to a dildo on one of my Fucking Machines it really did hit the spot – there is something so feral about receiving a good pounding and having a heavy set of balls bouncing off your clitoris.
By Joanne's Reviews Well after reviewing the Tenga Egg Silky it was on to the TENGA Egg Twister to see how it fared, as I was ‘Kermitted’ to do this sex toy justice with my review. In the light of #FrogSpawnGate the pressure was on to give a true and accurate assessment of its capabilities.
By Joanne's Reviews: I jumped at the chance to review the Seven Creations Black Silicone Classic Vibe for the Pleasure Panel. Why? Well, erm, basically it’s a vibrator and it is made out of silicone and it really caught my eye.
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