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ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£79.95
I was delighted when I found out that Cara needed someone to review the ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator as I have a lot of experience with reviewing e-stim equipment and I’ve actually had my eye on this product for a while now.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch Thin Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£17.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was very pleased when I found out that the lovely Cara was looking for someone to review another Vac-u-lock dildo from the Doc Johnson range, and it was supplied by one of my favourite UK companies Bondara.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£14.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was delighted to have the opportunity to review the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo for Cara for two reasons, firstly she was having trouble finding someone to review this Vac-u-lock dildo and secondly as it meant that I would be able to review it for her not just as an attachment for a Strap On but as a dildo on one of my many fucking machines.

Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£25.00
By Joanne's Reviews: This time I was sent the Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo which is made out of silicone – liquid silicone to be precise – or is it?

Maestra by LS Hilton – Pleasure Panel Book Review

Price:
£5.00
Author:
LS Hilton
Publisher:
Amazon
Materials:
Paper
By Joanne's Reviews: This is my first book review and I apologise for how long it took to write. I basically read the whole book (Maestra by LS Hilton) twice before even starting the review.

New York Toy Collective The Love Bump Vibrating Ball Sack – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£34.99
By Joanne's Reviews You can really enjoy the feel of a heavy set of balls slapping against you when you are having a vigorous play session. When I fitted them to a dildo on one of my Fucking Machines it really did hit the spot – there is something so feral about receiving a good pounding and having a heavy set of balls bouncing off your clitoris.

TENGA Egg Twister – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£6.00
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
By Joanne's Reviews Well after reviewing the Tenga Egg Silky it was on to the TENGA Egg Twister to see how it fared, as I was ‘Kermitted’ to do this sex toy justice with my review. In the light of #FrogSpawnGate the pressure was on to give a true and accurate assessment of its capabilities.

Seven Creations Black Silicone Classic Vibe Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£15.95
By Joanne's Reviews: I jumped at the chance to review the Seven Creations Black Silicone Classic Vibe for the Pleasure Panel. Why? Well, erm, basically it’s a vibrator and it is made out of silicone and it really caught my eye.

TENGA Egg Silky – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£6.00
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
By Joanne's Reviews I have to admit that the TENGA Eggs had me totally confused. "What are they?" and more importantly, "how do they work?" were the biggest questions on my mind. After reading two recent reviews that were somewhat negative even though the reviewer didn’t actually use them I thought that the time was right to put those questions to bed by reviewing some.

DONA by JO Massage Lotion Flirty Blushing Berry – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£9.99
By Joanne's Reviews The whole title is a bit of a mouthful (Dona Aphrodisiac & Pheromone Infused Massage Lotion)... basically what we have here is a nice massage lotion that is infused as the title suggests with pheromones to act as a mild aphrodisiac. I must admit that I asked to review this as i was curious as to how I would react when using it.

Je Joue Mimi Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£56.25
By Joanne's Reviews The Je Joue Mimi vibrator looks just like a very smooth pebble, the sort that I used to look for on the beach in order to throw it and try to get it to skip across the water. However, I will definitely not be throwing the Mimi anywhere.

Sh Easy Egg Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£19.00
By Joanne's Reviews This is the fourth Sh! Toy that I have now reviewed on the Pleasure Panel however this one is the one I like least. No it doesn’t scream sensuous quality, but for £19.00 it is a cracking buy and everyone needs a love egg in their life as they are so functional. I had high hopes when I opened up the Sh Easy Egg Vibrator packaging as the nodules look great and I love textures on my clitoris but in use they may as not be there as they are so soft.

Sh Silicone Love Balls – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£18.00
By Joanne's Reviews I had quite a bit of fun reviewing these Sh Silicone Love Balls, they are a great way to exercise your kegel or pelvic floor muscles. Don’t be intimidated by the word exercise, it is actually a great way to tone up down below and is of great benefit to both you and your partner. Well enough about the benefits just what are they and do they do the job.

Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£4.99
Brand:
Minx
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
By Joanne's Reviews I jumped at the chance to review another sex toy for Cara and this time it was the Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator - and by mini, they do mean one small little vibe.

Sh! Clitoral Pleasure Vibe – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£24.00
By Joanne's Reviews The lovely Cara sent me the Sh! Clitoral Pleasure Vibe to review. Sh! is a company that is starting to gain a great reputation for its range of products. I have also reviewed their Curved G-spot Vibe and I loved it.

Bondara Pink Silicone Strap On Set – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£24.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
By Joanne's Reviews I jumped at the chance to try my first strap on dildo when Cara offered this Bondara Pink Silicone Strap On Set for review - and I love the look and feel of the body safe silicone dildo mounted on the front of it.

Swiss Navy Premium Anal Lube – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£16.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Water
By Joanne's Reviews Now if lubricant is important for normal sex it is a definite when it comes to anal sex. I was sent a 4fl Oz 118ml bottle of Swiss Navy Premium Anal Lube to use and to comment on. It is made in the USA and has a good following over there.
Sh Store Curved G Spot Vibrator Review Pleasure Panel

Sh Store Curved G Spot Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£22.00
By Joanne's Reviews: I was very pleasantly surprised by the Sh Store Curved G Spot Vibrator, this is one toy that really does stand out amongst all of the other vibes I have used in the past. As this is the first product I have reviewed from the Sh Women's Erotic Emporium It has certainly opened my eyes and I hope to review more in the future as if the rest of their product range is as good as this vibrator then they are going to be great.

Mates Silky Smooth Light Silky Lube – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£1.15
Brand:
Mates
Materials:
Water
By Joanne's Reviews: There is a huge amount of choice in the market place for lube enthusiasts. When Cara sent these Mates Silky Smooth Light Silky Lube sachets on to me I relished the thought of trying out another lube that would be totally new to me.

Give Lube Premium Aqua Gel Lubetube Midi Water Based Lubricant Review

Price:
£8.95
My preference when looking for lubes is definitely for water based ones with the fewer additives the better. When Cara offered up a nice range of lubes from Give Pleasure I just had to ask her to send me the Give Lube Premium Aqua Gel Lubetube Midi Water Based Lubricant (a 100ml bottle).