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Kinky BDSM Bondage Temporary Tattoos Review (Slave, Bitch, Slut, Pig) | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£8.85
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
I have never had a tattoo in my life, but I must admit that I am super curious about them. I jumped at the chance when Cara gave me the opportunity to review these Kinky BDSM Bondage Temporary Tattoos from MEO.de as I love their kit and it would be fun to play around with them.

MEO Puppy Play Leather Paw Gauntlet Review (Blue, Small) | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£44.00
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
Materials:
Leather
I was delighted when I was given the opportunity to review the MEO Puppy Play Leather Paw Gauntlet in blue, and this one is the small size so it will fit wrists up to 6.5"/16.5cm in circumference and the gauntlet is 3.5"/9cm wide. It is also available in red and yellow as well as the blue one that I am reviewing.

Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£53.00
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
Materials:
Leather
You can even get collars designed explicitly for pet play, and the Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar from MEO.de is an excellent example of this kind of collar. MEO has an excellent range of pup accessories and collars. Indeed, I have reviewed a few of them myself. This collar though stands out from the crowd.

Zumio S Caress Vs Original Zumio X Comparison Sex Toy Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£129.99
Brand:
Zumio
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
I was delighted when Cara gave me the opportunity to review the new Zumio S (Caress), a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.

Titus Silicone Series Remote Control Small Puppy Tail Pro Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£59.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
Silicone
I was delighted when I saw the Titus Silicone Series Remote Control Small Puppy Tail Pro available for review as part of the Pleasure Panel as I have recently started puppy play with my female submissive. Already having a collar and knee pads, I was keen to add a tail to her outfit.

Leg Avenue Kink Faux Leather Studded Eye Mask Review | Pleasure Panel

I like comparing products, and with a bit of experience with masks, I thought it was the perfect product for me to cast my eyes over this month and so here are my thoughts on the Leg Avenue Kink Faux Leather Studded Eye Mask.

Love Layla Designs 2018 Calendar, Valentine’s Day Cards & Gifts Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£4.50
I don't know about you, but I always struggle to find funny or quirky cards and gifts for my closest friends. When Cara asked if I was interested in reviewing some cards and a calendar from the Love Layla Designs range I jumped at the chance.

AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£8.80
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
Materials:
Water
Who doesn't enjoy a long slow sensual massage? I know I love it and I was excited when Cara gave me the opportunity to review the AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for MEO.de.

Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Detachable Faux Pony Tail Plug Review | Pleasure Panel

I was excited to review this Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Detachable Faux Pony Tail Plug for a number of reasons. Firstly I have had my eyes on the Crystal Delights range as they look exquisite. Secondly, I love some butt plug fun and like the fantasy element of having a ponytail butt plug.

AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£8.80
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
Materials:
Water
Who doesn't love receiving or giving a massage? I know that I love it which is why I was delighted to be able to review the AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel from MEO.de for Cara as part of the pleasure Panel.

Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£26.95
Materials:
Metal
I am a bit of a self-confessed texture Queen. So the moment that I saw the Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug in the October listing for the Pleasure Panel it immediately piqued my interest. It just looks amazing with all of those ridges and its shiny gold colouration.

ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£59.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
I was absolutely delighted when Cara sent me the ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug to review for Bondara. It is a sex toy that really flicks my switch. It allows you to have even more fun when playing with a butt plug.

MotorBunny Sex Machine Review (MotorBunny & Sybian Comparison) | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£687.00
Materials:
Plastic, TPE
I really like the MotorBunny Sex Machine. Yes it isn't as polished as its inspiration but it certainly does the job that's required of it. It can rip an orgasm out of its rider or be used to tease and edge for prolonged periods of time. It's also great for BDSM play and would go well in any professional dungeon.

Bondara Red Bondage Rope with Tassels Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£12.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Cotton
Thank you Cara and Bondara for giving me the opportunity to review this excellent Bondara Red Bondage Rope with Tassels for you both.

Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£38.95
Thank you to Cara and Simply Pleasure for giving me the opportunity to review this kinky and interesting kit, the Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit. Not many people can say that they have had a close and intricate look at their own pussy without the aid of a camera or mirror but I now can.

Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£11.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Well let me start by giving you some basic information about the Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip. This is what I would call a light flogger, in that not only is it light and easy to hold but the fronds are also thin and light, so the sensations that they deliver is measured and gentle.

ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£79.95
I was delighted when I found out that Cara needed someone to review the ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator as I have a lot of experience with reviewing e-stim equipment and I’ve actually had my eye on this product for a while now.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch Thin Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£17.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was very pleased when I found out that the lovely Cara was looking for someone to review another Vac-u-lock dildo from the Doc Johnson range, and it was supplied by one of my favourite UK companies Bondara.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£14.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was delighted to have the opportunity to review the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo for Cara for two reasons, firstly she was having trouble finding someone to review this Vac-u-lock dildo and secondly as it meant that I would be able to review it for her not just as an attachment for a Strap On but as a dildo on one of my many fucking machines.

Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£25.00
By Joanne's Reviews: This time I was sent the Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo which is made out of silicone – liquid silicone to be precise – or is it?