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Love Layla Designs 2018 Calendar, Valentine’s Day Cards & Gifts Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£4.50
I don't know about you, but I always struggle to find funny or quirky cards and gifts for my closest friends. When Cara asked if I was interested in reviewing some cards and a calendar from the Love Layla Designs range I jumped at the chance.

AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£8.80
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
Materials:
Water
Who doesn't enjoy a long slow sensual massage? I know I love it and I was excited when Cara gave me the opportunity to review the AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for MEO.de.

Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Detachable Faux Pony Tail Plug Review | Pleasure Panel

I was excited to review this Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Detachable Faux Pony Tail Plug for a number of reasons. Firstly I have had my eyes on the Crystal Delights range as they look exquisite. Secondly, I love some butt plug fun and like the fantasy element of having a ponytail butt plug.

AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£8.80
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
Materials:
Water
Who doesn't love receiving or giving a massage? I know that I love it which is why I was delighted to be able to review the AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel from MEO.de for Cara as part of the pleasure Panel.

Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£26.95
Materials:
Metal
I am a bit of a self-confessed texture Queen. So the moment that I saw the Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug in the October listing for the Pleasure Panel it immediately piqued my interest. It just looks amazing with all of those ridges and its shiny gold colouration.

ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£59.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
I was absolutely delighted when Cara sent me the ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug to review for Bondara. It is a sex toy that really flicks my switch. It allows you to have even more fun when playing with a butt plug.

MotorBunny Sex Machine Review (MotorBunny & Sybian Comparison) | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£687.00
Materials:
Plastic, TPE
I really like the MotorBunny Sex Machine. Yes it isn't as polished as its inspiration but it certainly does the job that's required of it. It can rip an orgasm out of its rider or be used to tease and edge for prolonged periods of time. It's also great for BDSM play and would go well in any professional dungeon.

Bondara Red Bondage Rope with Tassels Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£12.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Cotton
Thank you Cara and Bondara for giving me the opportunity to review this excellent Bondara Red Bondage Rope with Tassels for you both.

Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£38.95
Thank you to Cara and Simply Pleasure for giving me the opportunity to review this kinky and interesting kit, the Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit. Not many people can say that they have had a close and intricate look at their own pussy without the aid of a camera or mirror but I now can.

Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£11.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Well let me start by giving you some basic information about the Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip. This is what I would call a light flogger, in that not only is it light and easy to hold but the fronds are also thin and light, so the sensations that they deliver is measured and gentle.

ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£79.95
I was delighted when I found out that Cara needed someone to review the ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator as I have a lot of experience with reviewing e-stim equipment and I’ve actually had my eye on this product for a while now.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch Thin Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£17.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was very pleased when I found out that the lovely Cara was looking for someone to review another Vac-u-lock dildo from the Doc Johnson range, and it was supplied by one of my favourite UK companies Bondara.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£14.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was delighted to have the opportunity to review the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo for Cara for two reasons, firstly she was having trouble finding someone to review this Vac-u-lock dildo and secondly as it meant that I would be able to review it for her not just as an attachment for a Strap On but as a dildo on one of my many fucking machines.

Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£25.00
By Joanne's Reviews: This time I was sent the Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo which is made out of silicone – liquid silicone to be precise – or is it?

Maestra by LS Hilton – Pleasure Panel Book Review

Price:
£5.00
Author:
LS Hilton
Publisher:
Amazon
Materials:
Paper
By Joanne's Reviews: This is my first book review and I apologise for how long it took to write. I basically read the whole book (Maestra by LS Hilton) twice before even starting the review.

New York Toy Collective The Love Bump Vibrating Ball Sack – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£34.99
By Joanne's Reviews You can really enjoy the feel of a heavy set of balls slapping against you when you are having a vigorous play session. When I fitted them to a dildo on one of my Fucking Machines it really did hit the spot – there is something so feral about receiving a good pounding and having a heavy set of balls bouncing off your clitoris.

TENGA Egg Twister – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£6.00
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
By Joanne's Reviews Well after reviewing the Tenga Egg Silky it was on to the TENGA Egg Twister to see how it fared, as I was ‘Kermitted’ to do this sex toy justice with my review. In the light of #FrogSpawnGate the pressure was on to give a true and accurate assessment of its capabilities.

Seven Creations Black Silicone Classic Vibe Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£15.95
By Joanne's Reviews: I jumped at the chance to review the Seven Creations Black Silicone Classic Vibe for the Pleasure Panel. Why? Well, erm, basically it’s a vibrator and it is made out of silicone and it really caught my eye.

TENGA Egg Silky – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£6.00
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
By Joanne's Reviews I have to admit that the TENGA Eggs had me totally confused. "What are they?" and more importantly, "how do they work?" were the biggest questions on my mind. After reading two recent reviews that were somewhat negative even though the reviewer didn’t actually use them I thought that the time was right to put those questions to bed by reviewing some.

DONA by JO Massage Lotion Flirty Blushing Berry – Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£9.99
By Joanne's Reviews The whole title is a bit of a mouthful (Dona Aphrodisiac & Pheromone Infused Massage Lotion)... basically what we have here is a nice massage lotion that is infused as the title suggests with pheromones to act as a mild aphrodisiac. I must admit that I asked to review this as i was curious as to how I would react when using it.