Joannes Reviews

Wearing the Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Faux Pony Tail Plug was a lot of fun. There is something kinky about feeling the tail between your cheeks and having it brush against the back of your legs.

I am a bit of a self-confessed texture Queen. So the moment that I saw the Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug in the October listing for the Pleasure Panel it immediately piqued my interest. It just looks amazing with all of those ridges and its shiny gold colouration.

I was absolutely delighted when Cara sent me the ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug to review. It is a sex toy that really flicks my switch. It allows you to have even more fun when playing with a butt plug.

I really like the MotorBunny Sex Machine. Yes it isn't as polished as its inspiration but it certainly does the job that's required of it. It can rip an orgasm out of its rider or be used to tease and edge for prolonged periods of time. It's also great for BDSM play and would go well in any professional dungeon.

Thank you Cara and Bondara for giving me the opportunity to review this excellent Bondara Red Bondage Rope with Tassels for you both.

Thank you to Cara for giving me the opportunity to review this kinky and interesting kit, the Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit. Not many people can say that they have had a close and intricate look at their own pussy without the aid of a camera or mirror but I now can.

Well let me start by giving you some basic information about the Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip. This is what I would call a light flogger, in that not only is it light and easy to hold but the fronds are also thin and light, so the sensations that they deliver is measured and gentle.

I was delighted when I found out that Cara needed someone to review the ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator as I have a lot of experience with reviewing e-stim equipment and I’ve actually had my eye on this product for a while now.

I was very pleased when I found out that the lovely Cara was looking for someone to review another Vac-u-lock dildo from the Doc Johnson range, and it was supplied by one of my favourite UK companies Bondara.

I was delighted to have the opportunity to review the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo for Cara for two reasons, firstly she was having trouble finding someone to review this Vac-u-lock dildo and secondly as it meant that I would be able to review it for her not just as an attachment for a Strap On but as a dildo on one of my many fucking machines.

Well after reviewing the Tenga Egg Silky it was on to the TENGA Egg Twister to see how it fared, as I was ‘Kermitted’ to do this sex toy justice with my review. In the light of #FrogSpawnGate the pressure was on to give a true and accurate assessment of its capabilities.

I like the TENGA Eggs, they are cheap, cheerful and make having a quick wank a lot more fun and less messy as well I guess....

The whole title is a bit of a mouthful (Dona Aphrodisiac & Pheromone Infused Massage Lotion)... basically what we have here is a nice massage lotion that is infused as the title suggests with pheromones to act as a mild aphrodisiac. I must admit that I asked to review this as i was curious as to how I would react when using it.

So how does it perform? Well for a toy this small I was pleasantly surprised, it isn’t the most powerful of vibrators but I would give it an eight out of ten, there is certainly enough power to get me off. The sensations are centred at the tip of the toy as you would expect and in use it delivers deep and rumbly vibrations. I love these sort of sensations so found it really good to use.

By Joanne's Reviews I jumped at the chance to try my first strap on dildo when Cara offered this Bondara Pink Silicone Strap On Set for review - and I love the look and feel of the body safe silicone dildo mounted on the front of it.

I am a big fan of the Rocks Off range of sex toys and when Cara gave me the opportunity to review this Rocks Off Rock Chick Mini Wearable G-Spot Vibe I jumped at the chance as I have not used any of the Rock Chick vibrators before.