Joannes Reviews

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Sex Blogger, Review, Dildo Officianado, Kinky Quimsticking, Electrosex Loving Mum.

Love Layla Designs Calendar Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£4.50
I was also sent the Love Layla Designs Calendar 2018, and I adored it, it features twelve amusing quotes. I sent it to my sister for Christmas as a surprise for her, and she loves it too. She is now a Love Layla Designs convert as well now.

Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Faux Pony Tail Plug Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£85.00
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Glass
Wearing the Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Faux Pony Tail Plug was a lot of fun. There is something kinky about feeling the tail between your cheeks and having it brush against the back of your legs.

Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£24.95
Materials:
Metal
I am a bit of a self-confessed texture Queen. So the moment that I saw the Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug in the October listing for the Pleasure Panel it immediately piqued my interest. It just looks amazing with all of those ridges and its shiny gold colouration.

ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£59.99
Materials:
Silicone
I was absolutely delighted when Cara sent me the ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug to review. It is a sex toy that really flicks my switch. It allows you to have even more fun when playing with a butt plug.

MotorBunny Sex Machine Review (MotorBunny & Sybian Comparison) | Pleasure Panel

10 out of 10
Price:
£687.00
Materials:
Plastic, TPE
I really like the MotorBunny Sex Machine. Yes it isn't as polished as its inspiration but it certainly does the job that's required of it. It can rip an orgasm out of its rider or be used to tease and edge for prolonged periods of time. It's also great for BDSM play and would go well in any professional dungeon.

Bondara Red Bondage Rope with Tassels Review | Pleasure Panel

8 out of 10
Price:
£12.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Cotton
Thank you Cara and Bondara for giving me the opportunity to review this excellent Bondara Red Bondage Rope with Tassels for you both.
Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit Review

Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit Review: Clone Your Vulva At Home!

10 out of 10
Price:
£38.95
Materials:
Silicone
Thank you to Cara for giving me the opportunity to review this kinky and interesting kit, the Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit. Not many people can say that they have had a close and intricate look at their own pussy without the aid of a camera or mirror but I now can.

Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip Review | Pleasure Panel

8 out of 10
Price:
£11.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Well let me start by giving you some basic information about the Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip. This is what I would call a light flogger, in that not only is it light and easy to hold but the fronds are also thin and light, so the sensations that they deliver is measured and gentle.

ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£79.95
Materials:
Silicone, TPE
I was delighted when I found out that Cara needed someone to review the ElectraStim Jack Socket Electro Sex Penis Masturbator as I have a lot of experience with reviewing e-stim equipment and I’ve actually had my eye on this product for a while now.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch Thin Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

6 out of 10
Price:
£17.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was very pleased when I found out that the lovely Cara was looking for someone to review another Vac-u-lock dildo from the Doc Johnson range, and it was supplied by one of my favourite UK companies Bondara.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

6 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was delighted to have the opportunity to review the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo for Cara for two reasons, firstly she was having trouble finding someone to review this Vac-u-lock dildo and secondly as it meant that I would be able to review it for her not just as an attachment for a Strap On but as a dildo on one of my many fucking machines.

Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo – Pleasure Panel Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£25.00
By Joanne's Reviews: This time I was sent the Tracy’s Dog Liquid Silicone Realistic Glow In The Dark Dildo which is made out of silicone – liquid silicone to be precise – or is it?

Maestra by LS Hilton – Pleasure Panel Book Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£5.00
Author:
LS Hilton
Publisher:
Amazon
Materials:
Paper
By Joanne's Reviews: This is my first book review and I apologise for how long it took to write. I basically read the whole book (Maestra by LS Hilton) twice before even starting the review.

New York Toy Collective The Love Bump Vibrating Ball Sack – Pleasure Panel Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£34.99
By Joanne's Reviews You can really enjoy the feel of a heavy set of balls slapping against you when you are having a vigorous play session. When I fitted them to a dildo on one of my Fucking Machines it really did hit the spot – there is something so feral about receiving a good pounding and having a heavy set of balls bouncing off your clitoris.
TENGA Egg Twister Review

TENGA Egg Twister Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
Well after reviewing the Tenga Egg Silky it was on to the TENGA Egg Twister to see how it fared, as I was ‘Kermitted’ to do this sex toy justice with my review. In the light of #FrogSpawnGate the pressure was on to give a true and accurate assessment of its capabilities.

Seven Creations Black Silicone Classic Vibe Review

8 out of 10
I jumped at the chance to review the Seven Creations Black Silicone Classic Vibe for the Cara Sutra sex blog. Why? Well, erm, basically it’s a vibrator and it is made out of silicone and it really caught my eye.

TENGA Egg Silky Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
I like the TENGA Eggs, they are cheap, cheerful and make having a quick wank a lot more fun and less messy as well I guess....

DONA by JO Massage Lotion Flirty Blushing Berry Review

7 out of 10
The whole title is a bit of a mouthful (Dona Aphrodisiac & Pheromone Infused Massage Lotion)... basically what we have here is a nice massage lotion that is infused as the title suggests with pheromones to act as a mild aphrodisiac. I must admit that I asked to review this as i was curious as to how I would react when using it.
Je Joue Mimi Review

Je Joue Mimi Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£56.25
Brand:
Je Joue
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
So how does it perform? Well for a toy this small I was pleasantly surprised, it isn’t the most powerful of vibrators but I would give it an eight out of ten, there is certainly enough power to get me off. The sensations are centred at the tip of the toy as you would expect and in use it delivers deep and rumbly vibrations. I love these sort of sensations so found it really good to use.

Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£11.95
Brand:
Minx
Shop:
Harmony
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
I jumped at the chance to review another sex toy for Cara and this time it was the Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator - and by mini, they do mean one small little vibe.