The Wildolo x Hismith Fucking Machine Review
By Tigerlily
Plug in, turn on, and strap in for the wildest fuck of your life—with the Wildolo x Hismith fucking machine. With an adjustable stroke length of 2.5 to 15cm (1 to 6 inches) and 100w of pure pounding power, the gorgeous Wildolo design combined with Hismith’s prowess when it comes to fucking machine features is a winning combination. While the new inline remote with a range of penetrating patterns is fantastic, the play opportunities from hooking it up to the app and exploring the thousands of user-created play scripts take this to another level.
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Unboxing and Setup
The Wildolo x Hismith machine is available on Amazon or the Wildolo official site, and it arrives in a very heavy, large, but discreet brown cardboard box. Inside the box, you’ll find a handy canvas storage case. It’s small enough to fit under your bed or hide at the bottom of your closet, but constructing the machine can take 5-10 minutes once you get the hang of it. While it’s not difficult to construct and take down again, it’s still nice to have it ready to go when the mood takes you. Multiple times a day. So if you’re anything like me, you’ll probably just leave it up and hope no one enters your bedroom.
The package has two layers. On top, you’ll find the machine body, power supply, dual-density silicon dildo, various adaptors, and remote control, while on the lower layer are the legs and extension poles, as well as a hex tool to secure them.
While the machine itself is heavy, the legs are also solid stainless steel. This makes it much more stable in use than competitors that use cheaper hollow tube legs. But in reality, at the highest speed, on the extended leg sections, it will rock back and forth without something else to secure it. Some people use with a wooden board or plank cable tied to the horizontal tubes. Personally, I have a leg adaptor that secures the front vertical leg to a bondage bench (reviewed at SexToyDB).
What most impressed me about the Wildolo package though is not the power of the machine, or the fact that it now has a smart remote with patterns built in (both are impressive, though): it’s the accessories you get in the box.
As well as the standard dual-density reasonable-sized cock (which feels amazing, by the way), you also get everything you could need to connect any other dildo in your collection. That includes a large suction plate adaptor (suitable for up to 10.5cm diameter), and Vac-U-Lock compatible plug with an attached spring. The dildo and accessories all use a Kliclok connector, which means they just push in and lock in place. To remove, pull back the metal ring and it should pop right off. There are hundreds of Kliclok-compatible dildos available too, but with all the adaptors included, there’s no need to limit your choices to any manufacturer.
Then, you’ll also find some quality-of-life accessories for greater flexibility when positioning yourself and the machine: an extension rod and two 200mm leg extensions. These can be optionally fitted to give you even greater height up to 600mm total. That’s just about tall enough to be able to use it on the edge of a standard bed.
Like all of the Hismith Premium machines, the quick locks on the legs enable you to angle the machine up or down easily. Whatever position you prefer should be doable.
Design and Features
Featuring a truly unique style in the signature black and purple, the Wildolo fucking machine is shaped like a mini guitar, and I feel as though I should be listening to metal as I get fucked by this thing.
Purely from an aesthetic point of view, functionality aside, this is really going to work for creators with a gothy or synth wave vibe. The main body measures 55cm from front to back, though this doesn’t include your dildo or the shaft.
Although I’m not personally one to care too much about aesthetics, I do care about power and features. With a 100W motor, 240RPM max, and 300 newton-cm or 26 lb-inch of torque, the Wildolo Hismith machine offers everything from powerful, slow, smooth strokes to mind-blowing OMFG fast strokes—and everything in between.
The thrust length is fully adjustable from 1 to 6 inches by unscrewing the crank arm at the back and sliding it back and forth. However, this is a manual adjustment so you can’t do it while in use. You should always stop the machine and turn off the power before doing so.
If you want a machine that changes stroke length on the fly you’re looking at the Servo (or Servok, depending on your region) model —which is at least twice the price of this.
In use, the Wildolo machine is remarkably quiet considering the sheer power offered. At slower speeds it’s almost silent, but even ramping up to full is still only a slight motor whine which could be easily drowned out by music or your TV. You’re more likely to get complaints from it rocking back and forth on the floor if you’re in an apartment, or your own screams of orgasmic ecstasy (grab something to bite down on!)
Remote Control and Bluetooth
One of the biggest upgrades on this version of the machine is the inline controller. While previous models have also had Bluetooth integrated, the physical controller was a mostly analogue affair with a rotary dial to control the speed. The new controller has a dial on the side, an LCD screen to display the current speed, and eight patterns built in which are accessed by pressing the small M button in the top left. They’re a good mix of dynamic speed intensities, and I know some people can’t stand the idea of a smartphone app, so this is going to be a compelling feature for them.
However, like all of the Hismith Premium machines, you’re missing out on a lot if you don’t at least try the app. You can hook up to the Wildolo Fucking machine using either the Hismith or Wildolo app—they are almost identical, and if you already have a Hismith app login, it also works on the Wildolo app. While there is an “offline play mode” if you don’t want to create an account, it’s strictly limited to basic speed control. Don’t bother with that—just make an account, because all the cool features are locked away otherwise.
Once logged in, the first thing you’ll see is a list of user-created fuck scripts. Scroll through, pick one you like the look of, then hit play. You can scroll the play head forward and back to see how it changes over time or just lie back and enjoy the dynamic changes in speed.
This is easily my favourite feature of the Hismith machines: being strapped down, letting my wife choose a script, and being relentlessly fucked for fifteen minutes. The unique and unpredictable dynamics of user-created scripts are heavenly. The occasional interjection of high-speed pulses sends me into an almost out-of-body experience, with slower sections where I can recover and be grounded again momentarily.
You also get solo play, but this actually hides a few different control modes: the first is a very simple up-and-down slider. In the top right, you’ll see a few other icons: a shaking phone, a microphone, and a window pane-looking icon. The shaking phone mode is exactly as it sounds: the more you shake, the faster the machine goes. It’s actually hilariously good fun. The microphone makes it sound reactive, so you can either play a soundtrack or talk / clap. The last icon gives you access to the same basic patterns on the inline remote.
Lastly, remote play is worth mentioning, as it gives you a URL you can share with anyone. They can then open it in any browser (from a smartphone is probably easiest though), which presents them with basic speed and pattern control.
Pricing: Wildolo vs Hismith Premium V4
The Wildolo x Hismith fucking machine is a cobranded Hismith Premium Version 4 with a unique Wildolo design. Wildolo is a sister company of Hismith with a unique brand story, but the heart of the machine and the controller is a Hismith Premium V4.
At $680 at the time of writing, the Wildolo x Hismith fucking machine is not cheap, but nor is it crazy priced considering the advanced features it offers. You can get the basic Premium V4 standard design for around $600, but I would argue for less than $100 extra, you’re getting not only the unique design but a value-packed selection of accessories. At around $40 each for the suction cup adaptor, extension rod, and Vaculock adaptor, you’re saving a lot by buying a bundle. And that doesn’t even factor in the leg extensions, which I would argue are essential; the standard 400mm height is ever so slightly too short.
If you’re looking for your first fucking machine and you’re going to use it with your own dildo collection, the Wildolo x Hismith collaboration is just brilliant value.
10/10: Hismith has done it again with Wildolo and produced a stunning machine that is simply unrivalled. There is no better sub-$1000 fucking machine out there. While it doesn’t have dynamic adjustable depth, what it does offer is plenty of power for both anal and vaginal play, can be used with any dildo you have out of the box, runs as quietly as it possibly could, and the interactive app features are unmissable.
Stop going back and forth on whether you should buy one; you should.
The Wildolo x Hismith Fucking Machine Video Review
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