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System JO Candy Shop H2O Butterscotch Lube Review

System JO Candy Shop H2O Butterscotch Lube Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£9.99
Brand:
System JO
Shop:
Harmony
Materials:
Water
...when Cara offered up some tasty flavoured lubes from System JO, I couldn't resist offering my services. I mean, who wouldn't want to try a butterscotch flavoured lube. Just the thought of it had me salivating and thinking of fun ways to put it to the test.
Colt Camouflage Thigh Cuff Sex Sling Review

Colt Camouflage Thigh Cuff Sex Sling Review | Pleasure Panel

I was delighted when Cara selected me to review the Colt Camouflage Thigh Cuff Sex Sling from Bondara. This is the first Colt product that I have reviewed, but I have had my eyes on them for a while.

Nexus Prostate Massager Doxy 3 Attachment Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£35.00
Brand:
Doxy, Nexus
Shop:
Nexus
Materials:
Silicone
I really enjoyed reviewing the Doxy Number 3, being smaller and lighter than its heavyweight predecessors I find it so much easier to use. One of the fantastic features about the Doxy Number 3 is that you can change the heads on it and you now have another four attachments to choose from.

Spurt Premium Water Based Lubricant 20ml Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£2.99
Brand:
Spurt
Materials:
Water
Never passing by the opportunity to try out a new lube, I jumped at the chance when Cara was looking for people to try out the Spurt Premium Water Based Lubricant. The bottle that I received is a dinky 20ml size which is handy for keeping in a play bag or even your handbag.

The Tremor Sex Machine Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£645.00
Materials:
Metal, Plastic
I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing The Tremor Sex Machine. I've my had my eyes on The Tremor for a while now, and so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Loving Joy Bound To Please Bamboo Spanking Paddle Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£12.95
Materials:
Bamboo
I was delighted to have been able to review the Loving Joy Bound To Please Bamboo Spanking Paddle for Cara as part of her Pleasure Panel. I'd like to thank sextoys.co.uk for supplying it and giving me the opportunity to review it.

Womanizer Liberty Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£92.00
Brand:
Womanizer
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
I was so excited when Cara announced that she had a Womanizer Liberty that needed reviewing for kisskiss.ch as part of her Pleasure Panel. I naturally jumped at the chance having reviewed a load of other clitoral air pulse sex toys.

MEO Leather Padded Puppy Play Paw Mitts Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£78.00
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
Materials:
Leather
I couldn't resist myself when I saw these MEO Leather Padded Puppy Play Paw Mitts from MEO.de available as part of the Pleasure Panel. Having enjoyed some puppy play in the past, I liked the quality look of these mitts so I put my hand up trying to get Cara's attention, and I was sent them to enjoy and review.

HNRX ES Double Trigger Hook Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£4.99
Brand:
Honour
Shop:
Honour
Materials:
Metal
I was also sent an HNRX ES Double Trigger Hook by the lovely Cara as part of her Pleasure Panel to review for Honour.co.uk.

Loving Joy Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail Butt Plug Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£34.95
Materials:
Metal
Both my submissive and I love to have a little kitty play, and when I saw the fantastic looking Loving Joy Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail Butt Plug from Loving Joy, my heart skipped a beat. I knew that we could use it together with our kitty ears and mittens to enjoy some kinky roleplay that would have us both purring in delight.

Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Penetrator Dildo 7 Inch Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£29.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
PVC
When I saw this Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Penetrator Dildo 7 Inch from Lovehoney available through the Pleasure Panel I jumped at the chance to review it as the thought of some double ended play really flicks my switch.

Kinky BDSM Bondage Temporary Tattoos Review (Slave, Bitch, Slut, Pig) | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£8.85
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
I have never had a tattoo in my life, but I must admit that I am super curious about them. I jumped at the chance when Cara gave me the opportunity to review these Kinky BDSM Bondage Temporary Tattoos from MEO.de as I love their kit and it would be fun to play around with them.

MEO Puppy Play Leather Paw Gauntlet Review (Blue, Small) | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£44.00
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
Materials:
Leather
I was delighted when I was given the opportunity to review the MEO Puppy Play Leather Paw Gauntlet in blue, and this one is the small size so it will fit wrists up to 6.5"/16.5cm in circumference and the gauntlet is 3.5"/9cm wide. It is also available in red and yellow as well as the blue one that I am reviewing.

Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£53.00
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
Materials:
Leather
You can even get collars designed explicitly for pet play, and the Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar from MEO.de is an excellent example of this kind of collar. MEO has an excellent range of pup accessories and collars. Indeed, I have reviewed a few of them myself. This collar though stands out from the crowd.

Zumio S Caress Vs Original Zumio X Comparison Sex Toy Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£129.99
Brand:
Zumio
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
I was delighted when Cara gave me the opportunity to review the new Zumio S (Caress), a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.

Titus Silicone Series Remote Control Small Puppy Tail Pro Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£59.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
Silicone
I was delighted when I saw the Titus Silicone Series Remote Control Small Puppy Tail Pro available for review as part of the Pleasure Panel as I have recently started puppy play with my female submissive. Already having a collar and knee pads, I was keen to add a tail to her outfit.

Leg Avenue Kink Faux Leather Studded Eye Mask Review | Pleasure Panel

I like comparing products, and with a bit of experience with masks, I thought it was the perfect product for me to cast my eyes over this month and so here are my thoughts on the Leg Avenue Kink Faux Leather Studded Eye Mask.

Love Layla Designs 2018 Calendar, Valentine’s Day Cards & Gifts Pleasure Panel Review

Price:
£4.50
I don't know about you, but I always struggle to find funny or quirky cards and gifts for my closest friends. When Cara asked if I was interested in reviewing some cards and a calendar from the Love Layla Designs range I jumped at the chance.

AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£8.80
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO
Materials:
Water
Who doesn't enjoy a long slow sensual massage? I know I love it and I was excited when Cara gave me the opportunity to review the AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for MEO.de.

Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Detachable Faux Pony Tail Plug Review | Pleasure Panel

I was excited to review this Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Detachable Faux Pony Tail Plug for a number of reasons. Firstly I have had my eyes on the Crystal Delights range as they look exquisite. Secondly, I love some butt plug fun and like the fantasy element of having a ponytail butt plug.