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Aneros Antibacterial Wipes Review

Aneros Antibacterial Wipes Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
Aneros
Well, it isn't often that I get asked to review wet wipes, but let's face it they are a product that is very useful at times, so I jumped at the chance. Aneros, who are world-famous for their range of prostate massagers and anal plugs, also have their own brand of lube and these Aneros Antibacterial Wipes.
Aneros Trident Eupho Syn Prostate Massager Review

Aneros Trident Eupho Syn Prostate Massager Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£99.99
Brand:
Aneros
Materials:
Plastic
Using the Aneros Trident Eupho Syn Prostate Massager feels good, and I can understand the health benefits of tightening my muscles down. For me, it's a sex toy that can complement some fantastic orgasms and fucking with it in or receiving head feels incredible.

Introduction to E-Stim & the Electrastim Electro Sex Toys Range

You may or may or may not have heard the term e-stim or electrosex before. It's something that can inspire all sorts of emotions, from curiosity to nervous apprehension. It involves using specialised equipment to stimulate our genitals using electricity. It is a gender-free masturbatory activity that is fun on your own or with a partner.
System JO Candy Shop H2O Butterscotch Lube Review

System JO Candy Shop H2O Butterscotch Lube Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Water
...when Cara offered up some tasty flavoured lubes from System JO, I couldn't resist offering my services. I mean, who wouldn't want to try a butterscotch flavoured lube. Just the thought of it had me salivating and thinking of fun ways to put it to the test.
Colt Camouflage Thigh Cuff Sex Sling Review

Colt Camouflage Thigh Cuff Sex Sling Review | Pleasure Panel

9 out of 10
I was delighted when Cara selected me to review the Colt Camouflage Thigh Cuff Sex Sling from Bondara. This is the first Colt product that I have reviewed, but I have had my eyes on them for a while.
Doxy 3 Prostate Massager Attachment Review

Doxy 3 Prostate Massager Attachment Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£35.00
His first comment was just how nice it felt deep inside him... after switching it on he went very quiet. At first, I thought he wasn't enjoying it, but as his cock hardened and started to twitch, I knew this wasn't the case. I was eventually rewarded with the sight of a massive eruption of cum from his hard cock, and I never get tired of that sight.

Spurt Premium Water Based Lubricant 20ml Review | Pleasure Panel

8 out of 10
Price:
£2.99
Brand:
Spurt
Materials:
Water
Never passing by the opportunity to try out a new lube, I jumped at the chance when Cara was looking for people to try out the Spurt Premium Water Based Lubricant. The bottle that I received is a dinky 20ml size which is handy for keeping in a play bag or even your handbag.

The Tremor Sex Machine Review | Pleasure Panel

10 out of 10
Price:
£645.00
Materials:
Metal, Plastic
I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing The Tremor Sex Machine. I've my had my eyes on The Tremor for a while now, and so naturally I jumped at the chance.

Loving Joy Bound To Please Bamboo Spanking Paddle Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£12.95
Materials:
Bamboo
I was delighted to have been able to review the Loving Joy Bound To Please Bamboo Spanking Paddle for Cara as part of her Pleasure Panel. I'd like to thank sextoys.co.uk for supplying it and giving me the opportunity to review it.
Womanizer Liberty Review

Womanizer Liberty Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£92.00
Brand:
Womanizer
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
Womanizer Liberty Review By Joanne's Reviews I was so excited when Cara announced that she had a Womanizer Liberty that needed reviewing for her sex blog. I...
MEO Leather Padded Puppy Play Paw Mitts Review

MEO Leather Padded Puppy Play Paw Mitts Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£80.00
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
Materials:
Leather
I couldn't resist myself when I saw these MEO Leather Padded Puppy Play Paw Mitts from MEO available to review from Cara Sutra. Having enjoyed some puppy play in the past, I liked the quality look of these mitts so I put my hand up trying to get Cara's attention, and I was sent them to enjoy and review.

HNRX ES Double Trigger Hook Review | Pleasure Panel

9 out of 10
Price:
£4.99
Brand:
Honour
Shop:
Honour
Materials:
Metal
I was also sent an HNRX ES Double Trigger Hook by the lovely Cara as part of her Pleasure Panel to review for Honour.co.uk.

Loving Joy Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail Butt Plug Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£34.95
Materials:
Metal
Both my submissive and I love to have a little kitty play, and when I saw the fantastic looking Loving Joy Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail Butt Plug from Loving Joy, my heart skipped a beat. I knew that we could use it together with our kitty ears and mittens to enjoy some kinky roleplay that would have us both purring in delight.

Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Penetrator Dildo 7 Inch Review | Pleasure Panel

5 out of 10
Price:
£29.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
PVC
When I saw this Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Penetrator Dildo 7 Inch from Lovehoney available through the Pleasure Panel I jumped at the chance to review it as the thought of some double ended play really flicks my switch.

Kinky BDSM Bondage Temporary Tattoos Review (Slave, Bitch, Slut, Pig)

9 out of 10
Price:
£8.85
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
I have never had a tattoo in my life, but I must admit that I am super curious about them. I jumped at the chance when Cara gave me the opportunity to review these Kinky BDSM Bondage Temporary Tattoos from MEO as I love their kit and it would be fun to play around with them.

MEO Puppy Play Leather Paw Gauntlet Review (Blue, Small)

8 out of 10
Price:
£44.00
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
Materials:
Leather
I was delighted when I was given the opportunity to review the MEO Puppy Play Leather Paw Gauntlet in blue, and this one is the small size so it will fit wrists up to 6.5"/16.5cm in circumference and the gauntlet is 3.5"/9cm wide. It is also available in red and yellow as well as the blue one that I am reviewing.

Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£53.00
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
Materials:
Leather
It was when I put the Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar on my own submissive that I could really take a step back and admire it. She enjoys puppy play, and we have knee pads, mittens and a lovely puppy play collar with a dog tag stating "Bad Puppy" on it. But I prefer this one.

Zumio S Caress Vs Original Zumio X Comparison Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£129.99
Brand:
Zumio
Shop:
Zumio
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
I was delighted when Cara gave me the opportunity to review the new Zumio S (Caress), a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.

Titus Silicone Series Remote Control Small Puppy Tail Pro Review | Pleasure Panel

9 out of 10
Price:
£59.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
Silicone
I was delighted when I saw the Titus Silicone Series Remote Control Small Puppy Tail Pro available for review as part of the Pleasure Panel as I have recently started puppy play with my female submissive. Already having a collar and knee pads, I was keen to add a tail to her outfit.

Leg Avenue Kink Faux Leather Studded Eye Mask Review | Pleasure Panel

7 out of 10
I like comparing products, and with a bit of experience with masks, I thought it was the perfect product for me to cast my eyes over this month and so here are my thoughts on the Leg Avenue Kink Faux Leather Studded Eye Mask.