Joannes Reviews

You can really enjoy the feel of a heavy set of balls slapping against you when you are having a vigorous play session. When I fitted them to a dildo on one of my Fucking Machines it really did hit the spot – there is something so feral about receiving a good pounding and having a heavy set of balls bouncing off your clitoris.

I like comparing products, and with a bit of experience with masks, I thought it was the perfect product for me to cast my eyes over this month and so here are my thoughts on the Leg Avenue Kink Faux Leather Studded Eye Mask.

I jumped at the chance to review the Seven Creations Black Silicone Classic Vibe for the Cara Sutra sex blog. Why? Well, erm, basically it’s a vibrator and it is made out of silicone and it really caught my eye.

Well, it isn't often that I get asked to review wet wipes, but let's face it they are a product that is very useful at times, so I jumped at the chance. Aneros, who are world-famous for their range of prostate massagers and anal plugs, also have their own brand of lube and these Aneros Antibacterial Wipes.

Using the Aneros Trident Eupho Syn Prostate Massager feels good, and I can understand the health benefits of tightening my muscles down. For me, it's a sex toy that can complement some fantastic orgasms and fucking with it in or receiving head feels incredible.

You may or may or may not have heard the term e-stim or electrosex before. It's something that can inspire all sorts of emotions, from curiosity to nervous apprehension. It involves using specialised equipment to stimulate our genitals using electricity. It is a gender-free masturbatory activity that is fun on your own or with a partner.

...when Cara offered up some tasty flavoured lubes from System JO, I couldn't resist offering my services. I mean, who wouldn't want to try a butterscotch flavoured lube. Just the thought of it had me salivating and thinking of fun ways to put it to the test.

I was delighted when Cara selected me to review the Colt Camouflage Thigh Cuff Sex Sling from Bondara. This is the first Colt product that I have reviewed, but I have had my eyes on them for a while.

His first comment was just how nice it felt deep inside him... after switching it on he went very quiet. At first, I thought he wasn't enjoying it, but as his cock hardened and started to twitch, I knew this wasn't the case. I was eventually rewarded with the sight of a massive eruption of cum from his hard cock, and I never get tired of that sight.

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing The Tremor Sex Machine. I've my had my eyes on The Tremor for a while now, and so naturally I jumped at the chance.

I was delighted to have been able to review the Loving Joy Bound To Please Bamboo Spanking Paddle for Cara as part of her Pleasure Panel. I'd like to thank sextoys.co.uk for supplying it and giving me the opportunity to review it.

The first time you use it you will be surprised at just how quickly you can get off with the Womanizer Liberty. This isn't a sex toy for long slow sessions of edging yourself. This is the toy if you want an orgasm and you want it now!

I couldn't resist myself when I saw these MEO Leather Padded Puppy Play Paw Mitts from MEO available to review from Cara Sutra. Having enjoyed some puppy play in the past, I liked the quality look of these mitts so I put my hand up trying to get Cara's attention, and I was sent them to enjoy and review.

Both my submissive and I love to have a little kitty play, and when I saw the fantastic looking Loving Joy Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail Butt Plug from Loving Joy, my heart skipped a beat. I knew that we could use it together with our kitty ears and mittens to enjoy some kinky roleplay that would have us both purring in delight.

When I saw this Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Penetrator Dildo 7 Inch from Lovehoney available through the Pleasure Panel I jumped at the chance to review it as the thought of some double ended play really flicks my switch.

I have never had a tattoo in my life, but I must admit that I am super curious about them. I jumped at the chance when Cara gave me the opportunity to review these Kinky BDSM Bondage Temporary Tattoos from MEO as I love their kit and it would be fun to play around with them.

I was delighted when I was given the opportunity to review the MEO Puppy Play Leather Paw Gauntlet in blue, and this one is the small size so it will fit wrists up to 6.5"/16.5cm in circumference and the gauntlet is 3.5"/9cm wide. It is also available in red and yellow as well as the blue one that I am reviewing.

It was when I put the Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar on my own submissive that I could really take a step back and admire it. She enjoys puppy play, and we have knee pads, mittens and a lovely puppy play collar with a dog tag stating "Bad Puppy" on it. But I prefer this one.

I was delighted when Cara gave me the opportunity to review the new Zumio S (Caress), a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.

I was delighted when I saw the Titus Silicone Series Remote Control Small Puppy Tail Pro available for review as part of the Pleasure Panel as I have recently started puppy play with my female submissive. Already having a collar and knee pads, I was keen to add a tail to her outfit.