Metal

The MEO Lockable Stallion Guard Cock Cage covers his manhood, until he is aroused. Then only the head shows, but he still can't do anything about that. The cage ensures that he cannot pleasure himself, nor can he fit his fingers through the bars. This gives you full control of when, or if, he gets any enjoyment from himself or you.

Imagine a fantasy where a lover approaches you from behind, tangles one hand in your hair, pulls your head backwards and at the same time shoves their other hand into your knickers to seek out your sopping wet cunt to toy with… as they proceed to kiss you deeply like you’ve never been kissed before. That’s what comes to mind when I try to describe the sensations the Njoy Eleven gives my G-spot.

I was happy to be reviewing these Pretty Please Pink Diamante Metal Handcuffs, as I have only used ropes and restraint straps in the past. I’d always looked at furry handcuffs and for some reason been a little put off by the hen-do association – not that there’s anything wrong with that but it didn’t appeal to me in the bedroom.

I like getting dressed-up. I like costumes, accessories, wigs, make-up. They make me feel confident. They allow me to become someone else for a short while. You can imagine how excited I was when I received this gorgeous Swarovski Crystal Liona Black Filigree Masquerade Mask to review. And I was not disappointed.

I applied my usual lube but between the cold and the flat end I actually had more trouble than anticipated in getting the toy inserted. However, once in, it warmed up quickly and was actually very comfortable to wear. The rim around the bottom is just big enough to stop it from disappearing altogether but small enough to sit snugly between the buttocks. Since the info stated that the MEO Small Anal Stretching Ring would be “Ideal for 24/7 use” I thought that being comfortable was a big plus.

I was thrilled to be given the opportunity to test out my first ever metal toy: the Love Bunny Steel Furry Tail Butt Plug! I had heard many things about metal for sex toys being akin to glass (which I love!), so hoped it would live up to the hype.

First of all, the Njoy Pure Wand Steel Dildo is so sexy! It is a piece of art, a sculpture, a gorgeous weapon and a very confident piece of orgasmic, squirting yummy pleasure. It comes in the beautiful fake leather Njoy box, with a pink satin lining. The box looks very classy and luxurious and is very good for storage - keeps the Wand safe and clean.

The shape, smoothness and size of the Njoy Pure Plug Medium Stainless Steel Butt Plug is created to be comfortable and ergonomic in actual real life use. Inserting the toy with lube is very easy, just relax and it glides right where it belongs. It feels sturdy and confident inside my butt, and I feel like I can trust it to stay in.

I was finally ready to give the F-Machine Gigolo Sex Machine a try. So exciting! I put the lights down low, had my glass of wine on the side and an array of Sliquid for comfort. Doxy and other clit vibes within reach, because I'm greedy. I didn't know if I was testing the fuck machine or seducing it.

If you know me at all, you know I love my Original Doxy Wand Vibrator. It's quite simply the most powerful vibrator I've ever owned. Firmly at the top of my favourite sex toys list, it was hard to imagine what Doxy would come up with next to delight the sex toy & orgasm connoisseurs of the world. Introducing the Doxy Die Cast Wand Vibrator.

Used lightly over the sensitive skin of the inner thighs, or trailing down my back, or along the insides of my arms, or around my navel area, the UberKinky Dragon Claws awakened a heightened sense of physical awareness and it wasn't long before the flickers of desire sparked up.

These are easily the most impressive looking cock rings I've ever used and wearing one of these metal, shiny, dare-I-say beautiful rings instantly made me feel like I was brandishing a tool to be proud of. These are decorative as well as useful!

As you can read about in my Crowned Jewels Shaftesbury Dildo review, I've been trying out a couple of their gorgeous sex toys lately. I was sent a couple of products of my choice from the Crowned Jewels web shop, free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review of each. This review is for the Crowned Jewels Upminster Butt Plug, which you can opt for in a variety of colours and I chose blue. Something a little different! The packaging was much the same as for the Shaftesbury dildo, albeit in an appropriately smaller cylindrical box. Same gorgeous red wax seal showing the Crowned Jewels logo, sealing a black ribbon around the package. My Crowned Jewels sex toys were sent to me promptly and in a very discreet and carefully wrapped outer package.

Crowned Jewels offer some breathtakingly beautiful bedroom products. I was sent a couple of products of my choice from the Crowned Jewels web shop, free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review of each. This review is for the Shaftesbury Titanium Dildo, which I opted for in natural grey. First, we need to talk about the packaging. It's amazing! I'm a bit of a wax seal slut anyway (in fact, total stationery whore) but Crowned Jewels weren't to know so it was simply an added bonus. I was delighted to unwrap the discreet box and find each toy housed in a black cylindrical box, with black ribbon press sealed with red wax. The CJ logo pressed into each one.

The smoothly polished Njoy Fun Wand Stainless Steel Dildo is a spectacular member of the Njoy steel sex toys family and incredibly cool in all senses of the word. This ingeniously curved, beaded and double ended steel dildo holds a universal appeal. Giving G-spot and P-spot pleasure, men, women and couples can benefit from this sexual tool. The triple beads aren’t too intimidating even for anal newbies, while the single balled end provides vaginal delight – or more of an anal challenge.

The LoveArc (aka the The LoveArc Self Propelled Sex Machine) is a smoothly manufactured aluminium frame in an arc shape, designed specifically for use with suction cup toys.

When the Large Stainless Steel Butt Plug With Pink Jewel is inside me and I’m having sex with my partner the added weight thrusting back and forth gives additional stimulation in turn – which feels amazing. I’ve also found it to be a brilliant butt plug to insert before using vaginally penetrative sex toys and clitoral vibrators in my masturbation sessions.

There are five elements in the Sportsheets Spreader Bar box; two end pieces finished with a D ring at the end, a central piece with the Sportsheets logo and a D ring attached to the centre of the outside and two velvet feel Sportsheets branded cuffs with a velcro style fasten and attached trigger clips to clip them on to the ends of the spreader bar once assembled.

The ring is so very shiny and very pretty; it’s made from “a solid bar of aluminium - T6082T6” according to the Electrastim site. I had at first thought stainless steel, but nope - aluminium. You get all the instructions you need on the enclosed leaflet including how to connect up your main power kit to the ring.

As promised, I've dug through the archives and found my ElectraStim reviews (including this one for the ElectraStim Wave Electro Dildo) that switched me on to using electro sex toys - and approaching Cyrex for work! ...