I was sent the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation free of charge through The Pleasure Panel in exchange for a frank and honest review. I own the Satisfyer Pro 2, so was looking forward to trying this cute little number out.
...when I heard Lovehoney was launching a collection of Broad City themed sex toys I was just a little bit excited (okay, more than just a little bit). I knew I needed to get my hands (vagina?) on at least one. Luckily for me my wish was granted when I was sent the Broad City Tuesday 7am Classic Vibrator through Cara Sutra's Pleasure Panel!
Satisfyer has built quite the reputation in the sex toy world for its style of toys, and combined with our love for penguins we were keeping everything crossed when the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation was offered for review at CaraSutra. As luck would have it, we were chosen to review it - and could not wait!
Do you have a favourite type of sex toy? Vibrators are usually a winner for me so I was excited to try out this Rocks Off Ignition USB 10 function bullet vibrator! Wow what a mouthful...
This has to be one of the hardest reviews I have ever written. I've written a fair few in my time, mostly on adult toys, but never has one challenged me so much as this review for the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation.
I’ve played with the Bondara Black Slim G Spot Wand Vibrator (from Bondara.co.uk) for a couple of months now. Undecided of what to make of it.
As as self-respecting Northerner, the binge drinking culture is something that I was born to partake in. After all, who else is going to polish off all that beer and stout? So when the JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game fell into the lap of fellow Northerner Cara Sutra (but not literally), she knew exactly who to call.
I must admit when the IMTOY Forbidden Fruit Pleasurenana Masturbator arrived for review, I was confused by the design. I have heard lots of stories and jokes regarding women using bananas as pleasure toys, but I think this is the first time I had considered using one myself. Although it does not immediately look like a sex toy, I don’t advise hiding it in your fruit bowl.
The MEO BDSM Breath Control Gas Mask was sent as part of a package destined for Pleasure Panel reviews, but I just couldn't help myself. I used to have a kinky gas mask, then through circumstances it became lost to me. Now, at last, I have a gas mask of my own to play with once again.
From the first moment I saw the Zumio Clitoral Vibrator I was intrigued. I have been using sex toys for many years, and I especially love new innovative toys. I was over the moon when Cara chose me to review the latest innovative sex toy to the hit the market.
I really like the MotorBunny Sex Machine. Yes it isn't as polished as its inspiration but it certainly does the job that's required of it. It can rip an orgasm out of its rider or be used to tease and edge for prolonged periods of time. It's also great for BDSM play and would go well in any professional dungeon.
The Bondara Long Multispeed Remote Bullet Vibrator is a vibrating bullet that I desperately wanted to love. Unfortunately, there’s a pretty big drawback to this item that prevents me from recommending it.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 is unlike any vibrator you've tried before, and isn't really a vibrator at all. Coming in a single color – bronzish rose gold – it's actually billed as a "clitoral stimulator".
I’m now becoming quite the connoisseur of masturbation sleeves. I’ve tried a variety of different sizes, textures, materials, shapes etc (not electrostim yet though, yikes). Now I know what I do and don’t like from them, I suppose I’ve come to expect certain things from them.
The Blush Novelties Revitalize Pocket Vibrator Kit is one of my favorite vibrators. At 4 inches tall and just an inch wide, it's very easy to carry in a purse or makeup bag.
Many thanks to Cara Sutra for sending me this Bondara Burnt Embers Luxury Tickler Crop Duo from Bondara.
Well, let's admit first that as a Literature student I could never afford a LELO for myself, but I got the LELO Mia Vibrator in purple as a gift from a girlfriend who's in the industry of sex toys!
The Aneros brand is one of the most widely known manufactures of non-vibrating prostate massagers. Being a new endeavour for me, I found the non-intimidating size, design, and cost to be inviting.
I've been simply buzzing about writing this sex toy review, and not just because a Hot Octopuss Queen Bee review is bound to be a hive of puns. So, what's the score? Is this sex toy as sweet as honey? Was it a real bedroom beauty in the eyes of the Bee-holder? Will I continue to wax lyrical or will there be a sting in the tail? I told you. Pure nectar.