Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo Review
The dildo I’m reviewing for Hankey’s Toys this month is decidedly bullish, in both name and nature. My Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo is a real beast of a sex toy. The Minotaur of Greek legend is half man, half bull; the ideal inspiration for this enormous and girthy, heavy-weight insertable toy. Medium firm platinum silicone in a rich, deep brown shade bears realistic phallic skin detail over the huge balls, wide shaft and semi-exposed tip. Here is an unapologetically huge sex toy which favours a defiant, snorting & stamped-hoof challenge over coquettish seduction. Would I survive a toy testing tango with this passionate creature unscathed? Bravely, wielding naught but a bottle of lube, I entered the ring…
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How It Feels
I rarely feel apprehensive about using a sex toy, but I will freely admit being intimidated by this bulky bull cock. One thing was for sure; I’d need a big bottle of lube at hand for both preparation and potential reapplication during play. With an 8-inch circumference just around the head, it was imperative that I was as relaxed and aroused as possible before I allowed this hefty brute entry to my vagina. I haven’t tried – and won’t be trying – the Minotaur Dildo anally, I’m just not that well-practised with enormous butt toys. That’s not to say it’s impossible to enjoy this large size Minotaur anally, by any means – just head over to Hankey’s Toys Twitter/X feed (if you dare) and you’ll soon see what I mean. The customer video clips shared, of toys even larger than this one being enveloped in full, are eye-opening and impressive.
Before using a huge toy like the large size Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo, I need to be as mentally and physically prepared for it as possible. I make sure I have ample time, that I’m not needed elsewhere or in a rush. Massive dildos are not for quickies (for me, in any case). When it’s just me, or just my husband and I, in the house, I feel more relaxed about settling in for a challenge and the eventual reward. A large towel beneath me on the bed, and a pump-dispense bottle of lube on the bedside table. I prefer to use water-based. The huge dildo I’m about to use, freshly rinsed to rid it of any dust or fluff, plus a fully charged clitoral toy – usually one of my powerful bullet vibrators. Clit stim while watching some sexy videos online help me get both mentally and physically aroused, so my vagina is at its most receptive when it comes to inserting it. Sometimes I’ll use nipple clamps, if in the mood for a little more stimulation than using the bullet vibe alone. Whatever it takes to feel maximum arousal, so I’m absolutely dripping and desperate to be fucked by the huge toy by the time it comes to setting the pre-lubed tip of it between my slick lips and slowly sliding it inside, millimetre by millimetre.
Just getting the head inside felt like a massive victory – emphasis on massive. My thoughts at the time didn’t stray much beyond “thank fuck for that” and “fuck, that feels amazing”. Slowly, and doing my best to stay as physically relaxed as possible while not succumbing to the urge to orgasm already, I inched the gargantuan, exquisitely textured cock deeper within. I can only take it about a third down the shaft, before it feels like I’ve run out of room and that the shaft is simply too wide to proceed further anyway. The midway point of the shaft is eye-wateringly massive, with its 10.2-inch girth.
I was glad of the substantial base to keep hold of throughout, comprising huge balls to match the huge bull cock, finished with a flat base that has the optional addition of a Vac-U-Hole. Never mind my poor stretched vagina, my arm muscles felt a serious burn after wielding this enormous Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo – yes, even though I was laying down to begin with. Sometimes while playing with the Minotaur Dildo it was easier to rest the level bottom of the dildo on a similarly flat and rigid surface, that I could straddle and ease myself down on to instead of trying to snake it inside with both myself and the toy horizontal. It was important to keep a steady footing and have something sturdy nearby to hold on to, so I stayed safe throughout.
So, how does the Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo feel? Once I had some of it inside, fucking sensational. Finally allowing myself to ride that threatening wave to a mind-blowing and full body orgasm when as much of the Minotaur cock is inside me as possible is indescribably glorious. I still don’t feel like I’ve truly conquered this epic beast, and I’m still in awe of it. If you’re looking to size up to a monumental phallic challenge, I recommend you check out this Minotaur dildo. Just give serious consideration to the available sizes before you purchase, to make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into. Or what’s (hopefully) getting into you.
Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo Video
Enjoy this little video showcasing the Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo, to give you a better idea of its epic proportions, phallic design and irresistible contours:
Summary
Besides arm-ache and a fully stretched vagina, I managed to walk (tenderly) away from my erotic encounter with the Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo unscathed and fully satisfied. As usual with non-vibrating, vaginally penetrative sex toys, I require additional stimulation – usually clitoral stimulation from a bullet vibrator – to reach orgasm. But that’s just me. If you are seeking a kinky creature cock which is epic in proportions, design and feel, while being hotly intimidating to look upon and that is sure to dominate whatever hole you dare to let it invade, you need the Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo. As well as this large size, it is also available in a smaller, and two even larger (!) sizes.
Pros
- Made from body-safe, platinum grade silicone material
- Four size options to choose from (Medium, Large, XL and XXL)
- Enormous variety of colour options, with metallic finish available for some
- Four silicone firmness options
- Optional extra: Vac-U-Hole in the base
- Exquisite detail, alluring phallic design with irresistible contours and all over texture
- Realistic (if huge) phallus with exposed cock tip and pronounced semi-retracted foreskin
- Huge base with large balls makes this dildo safe for vaginal or anal use
- Ideal if you’re looking for a sizeable challenge
- Perfect for lovers of fantastical and creature-feature dildos
Cons
- Quite costly, definitely an investment in your pleasure rather than a throwaway purchase
- Absolutely massive, not for you if you can’t take big toys
- Phallic design unsuitable for those seeking a non-realistic dildo
- Avoid if you’re looking for a super-smooth finish, this big boy has pronounced ridges and all-over texture
…struggling for any genuine negatives, to be honest! 😄
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General Info & Specs
This Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo is available in four sizes. I have the Large size (there’s one smaller and two larger sizes than this), in Deep Brown colour, made with Hankey’s usual platinum-grade silicone in medium-firm silicone firmness. There is the optional extra Vac-U-Hole in the base, meaning it can be used with compatible plugs on strap-on harnesses, sex machines and other furniture. Hankey’s Toys sell a plug suction cup base in the mrhankeystoys accessories area, which is ideal for additional sturdiness reassurance during use.
Packaging / Unboxing
My Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo arrived with my other review products in Hankey’s Toys’ reassuringly discreet outer packaging. No mentions of dildos or sex toys on the outside of the plain brown box. The various dildos were snugly packed inside, ensuring they stayed put during transit to prevent any damage.
This dildo is so huge, it was busting out of its own wrapping after handling it a few times!
The Minotaur dildo was wrapped, like all my other Hankey’s Toys dildos, in shrink-wrap clear plastic. This contained a Hankey’s Toys sticker. On the base there’s a QR code which leads to more details & care info at the Hankey’s Toys website. Just carefully snip the clear plastic wrapping to remove, then wash the dildo thoroughly in soapy water before first use to remove any manufacturing residue.
Size / Measurements
This Large Minotaur Dildo measures, by my measurements:
- 11.5 inches overall length
- 9.5 inches maximum insertable length
- 10.2 inches maximum circumference (girth), which is midway down the shaft
- Head circumference is 8 inches
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