EchoReviews

If you have a dick (or have access to a dick that you appreciate and would love to spoil) I have some  great news for you. TENGA eggs exist, and they are fucking fantastic! It’s an odd concept I know but bear with me and let me explain why wrapping your dick in a TPE egg makes for a pretty amazing experience!

When you think about sex, bedsheets probably aren’t the first thing that comes to mind. Depending on who you are, those first thoughts might be kissing, touching, stroking, sucking, penetrating, licking – all that good stuff. What you’ve got ON the bed or other ‘fuck-on-able’ surface might not even occur to you- that is until a mess is imminent and you have to choose between carrying on and spoiling the bed or stopping and spoiling the moment.

My first thought when Cara offered me the Liberator Fascinator Throe for review was HELL FREAKING YES. I’ve wanted the Liberator Fascinator Throe since my first ever squirt, and I’m pretty sure my mattress was also longing for a bit of protection from the forces that gush.

I’d like to introduce the Nexus Sparta Prostate Massager; a sex toy that actually massages the prostate, well at least that’s the idea anyway. The Nexus Sparta doesn’t vibrate, instead it has a motor that moves a small part of the shaft in an up and down milking motion.

The Nexus Glide White Prostate Massager is a sex toy from the company Nexus who are renowned in the sex toy world for their range of prostate massagers. They claim they are suitable for beginners and advanced users alike. Now, I’m an anal novice and the Nexus Glide P-spot toy would be a tad too much for me, but luckily my willing test subject 'C' has undergone some training in this area...

The hole in the base is only about an inch deep, so whilst almost all my bullet vibrators fit in, they all poke out the end. Not a problem as such but it nullifies the suction cup completely. Most importantly though, the We-Vibe Tango fits in! And the vibrations actually travel well enough through it that I can cum with the tip of the dildo on my clit, it also means I can turn this into a vibrating g-spotter, which it works fairly well at too!

The Crystal Massager Foxy Fox Tail Butt Plug is very pretty. It’s our third tail plug, and whilst not as stunning as our stainless steel fox tail plug, I still think it’s adorable.

This DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse flavour) drew my interest because it was labelled as a pheromone and aphrodisiac oil, and I was very intrigued by the thought of a massage oil that might turn me on. I’ve always ‘suffered’ the age old dilemma after a lovely long massage, of either falling into a satisfied slumber or rolling over and giving my OH the ride of his life. My hope for this massage oil was to help tip the stalemate between sleep and sex in favour of the latter.