Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo Review
As a new but enthusiastic tabletop gamer, enjoying the likes of Dungeons & Dragons, HeroQuest and Warhammer Quest, I’ve become quite acquainted with battling the likes of elves, dwarves, orcs, dragons and more. I even attended the UK Games Expo at the Birmingham NEC last month. It’s quite fun brandishing your weapon of choice, heading out on a board game adventure with friends, finding treasure & trouble in equal measure – think Lord of the Rings setting, with cards, dice, snacks and laughter. So, when the Nothosaur Toys team offered their newest sex toy to review, the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo, I leapt at the chance.
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How It Feels
This is the perfect dildo if you want something large & in charge vaginally, or if you’re more into girth than length anally. My Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo is the large size – which I triple-checked, because it’s nowhere near the length of some of my other well-loved Nothosaur masterpieces. For a fantasy dwarf cock dildo, though, yes this is the large size. It’s also available in two smaller sizes, as well as two larger sizes.
The penis is ‘realistic’ in design, in that it’s phallic, has a penis tip & defined frenulum with muscled & veined shaft to add delicious contours to the internal stimulation. This cock is finished off with balls on the base which are covered with giant, curly hairs design – more like coils or worms – fantastic to grind against once the cock is balls deep inside you. I have the default base on my Nothosaur Rockman, which is stated to be a suction cup. It’s also available with a Vac-U-Hole base, compatible with plug style adaptors and suction cups as well as plug style strap-on harnesses.
It’s a hefty, chunky lump of beautifully sculpted silicone, a wonderfully stubby and wide cock to be used however and wherever you decide.
The challenge with the Nothosaur Rockman Dildo most definitely isn’t the length, at just 4.9 inches maximum insertable, it’s the eye-watering girth. There’s no easing into the wide circumference either; no smaller tip then a wider point mid-way down the shaft. No, this dominant dwarf cock is immensely broad from the outset, with the very smallest circumference I can measure around the tip being 7.1 inches.
I was glad of three things when it came to this dildo: an ample supply of lube, a lockable bedroom door and a whole afternoon with no other plans.
One of my favourite things about this dildo, besides the arousing fantastical design, is the fact that the silicone is squishably malleable. Even though this is the ‘hard’ firmness of silicone, it isn’t hard like plastic or otherwise rigid. The material both warms quickly to your body temperature even when just handling it before use, and can be squeezed to aid insertion. It’s difficult to describe the exact ‘squish’ of this silicone firmness, but the video in the next section shows how the material reacts to squeezing and prodding.
At this point I have to say that the default base, stated to be a suction cup, isn’t as suctiony as it could be. It starts off well, suctioning to a flat surface, but due to the lack of depth in the cavity it doesn’t take much for it to become unstuck. You’ll see what I mean in the video further down this page.
I’m not as advanced in my anal play as some of the Nothosaur Toys fans on Twitter/X (look at the customer videos on their feed and you’ll see what I mean. Also, very NSFW). Even with all the lube in the world I am not comfortable attempting to use the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo for anal play. My vagina is much more accommodating, especially after various life rigours on top of 15+ years as a sex toy tester.
During my time using and enjoying the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo, I made sure I always took my time and used plenty of lube – topping up where necessary. This isn’t a sex toy I can just shove in for a quickie. The payoff is most worth the patience. Once positioned inside my vagina, it didn’t matter one extra millimetre about the stubby length. It’s all about that girth. I felt so extraordinarily full of fantasy dwarf cock. Attempting to move while it’s situated inside is another mind-blowing experience. Because I was so full of this massive, muscled cock, any movement with it inside just magnifies the sensations felt. Bringing myself to orgasm with the help of a clitoral vibrator was stimulation overload. Being overpowered and overwhelmed by internal and external stimulation, orgasming with my vagina more stretched and fuller than ever, was ecstasy.
Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo Video
Enjoy this short video showcasing the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo, with how it looks in real life, how the material reacts to squeezing and prodding, and the ‘suction cup’ base:
Summary
Dreaming of a fantastical world filled with orcs and goblins, where a war-ravaged dwarf takes you hostage and has his filthy way with you courtesy of his grubby, girthy cock? You absolutely need the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo in your life (and vagina and/or arse).
Pros
- Kinky & alternative fantasy dwarf cock design, a work of art
- Supremely chunky girth, with realistic cock tip, frenulum & muscled shaft ridges
- Made with platinum-grade, body-safe silicone
- Available in 2 smaller and 2 larger sizes
- Choose your silicone firmness, the colour, colour effect & Vac-U-Hole options
- Compatible with water-based & silicone lubricants
- Easy to keep clean between playtimes (I take it into the shower with me)
- Chunky base with balls means it’s safe for anal as well as vaginal use
Cons
- Costly – but worth it; consider this toy an investment in pleasure
- Massively girthy, not for anyone who can’t take wide toys
- Not for you if you prioritise length over circumference
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General Info & Specs
I have the Large size Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo, in single colour D-01 (green), in hard firmness silicone and the default base (stated to be suction cup).
Packaging / Unboxing
My Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo arrived in Nothosaur’s usual discreet outer packaging, while the sex toy was packed securely inside for transit and delivery.
As well as the dildo, in its sealed Nothosaur bag housing, I received a branded, fabric storage bag.
Size / Measurements
This large size Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo measures:
- 7.2 inches overall length
- 4.9 inches maximum insertable length
- 8.6 inches maximum circumference (girth) around the shaft
It weighs 868g.
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