Huge Dildo Reviews

Huge Dildo Reviews – Honest & Detailed Insights on Large Toys

Welcome to my Huge Dildo Reviews page, where I provide in-depth, honest feedback on some of the biggest and most thrilling adult toys available today. Whether you're an experienced size enthusiast or just starting your journey into larger toys, this page is dedicated to helping you make an informed choice. I know that when it comes to pleasure, size matters, and that’s why I cover everything from girth and length to texture, material, and ease of use.

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Find the Perfect Large Dildo for Your Needs

I take an in-depth approach to reviewing these toys, focusing on factors like:

  • Size & Dimensions – Get the full specs before you buy.
  • Material & Flexibility – Discover which options feel the best.
  • Ease of Use & Comfort – Learn what works best for beginners and pros.
  • Performance & Satisfaction – Honest insights into how each toy delivers.
  • Care & Maintenance Tips – Keep your toy in top condition for long-term enjoyment.

Recent Reviews of Some of the Biggest Dildos

I’ve tested and reviewed a variety of large toys, offering side-by-side comparisons to help you decide. Some of the latest featured reviews include:

Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack – Bold, Thick & Wild

This horse-inspired dildo is designed for those who crave extreme girth and a unique texture. With its substantial size and intense ridging, the Hunter Jack delivers deep, satisfying sensations for those ready to push their limits.

Juliet Toys Thundr – Vibrating Horse Dildo for Extra Intensity

Combining size with powerful vibrations, the Thundr from Juliet Toys takes oversized pleasure to the next level. The equine-inspired shape, combined with multiple vibration settings, offers an unforgettable experience that’s as intense as it is thrilling.

Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo – A Unique, Knotty Challenge

For fans of knotting and deep fullness, this dog-inspired dildo from Mr Hankey’s Toys is an exciting option. Made from premium, body-safe silicone, it features a tapered tip for easy insertion, followed by a girthy knot for an exhilarating stretch.

Whether you're exploring fantasy-inspired designs or looking for the next size challenge, enjoy my huge dildo reviews to discover sex toys which deliver bold, intense pleasure.

How to Choose the Best Large Dildo for You

Not sure which toy is right for you? Consider:

  • Girth vs. Length – Are you looking for stretch, depth, or both?
  • Firmness Level – Do you prefer something soft and squishy or firmer for intense penetration?
  • Base Type – Do you need a strong suction base, harness compatibility, or a flared base for safety?

With my detailed reviews and recommendations, you can find the perfect oversized dildo for your personal pleasure.

Stay Updated on the Latest Reviews!

I regularly update this page with new in-depth reviews of the biggest and best dildos available. Bookmark this page and check back often for the latest insights!

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Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo Review: Erotic Octopus Sex Toy

10 out of 10
It’s time for another hot 'n horny Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the Hankey’s Toys Hentai Dildo, which I selected in burnt ember colour, in small size, with medium firm silicone and with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base.

Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
The Hankey’s Toys Dog Dildo had me gasping at the size before I had even taken the wrapper off. I’m new to knotted dildos, if not puppy play, so I was excited about the challenge - as well as the erotic experience of trying this pleasure pup out. Would this stray who wants to play have me howling with joy?

Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons Dildo Review

10 out of 10
What a magical tool to have in your world of wankcraft arsenal! This delightfully hefty piece of toybox treasure invites you to journey deep into a new, erotic land and unleash the beast of your fiercest orgasms. Are you ready for this pleasure quest, masturbation adventurers? Introducing the Hankey’s Toys Dildos & Dragons dildo!

Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Wait until you see the sinuous creature I’m reviewing this month: the Hankey’s Toys Kinky Cobra Dildo! So many thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for yet another huge and delicious beast for me to straddle, tame and ride.

Hankey’s Toys Sex Machine Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Have you ever fantasised about having sex with a robot? Android sex fascinates plenty of us. The emotionless functionality. The relentless motion. The efficiency. Well, the sex toy I’m reviewing today will certainly be of interest...

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Ever fantasised about a sinuous tentacle sensually probing your most intimate parts? Then you’ll absolutely love what I’m reviewing this month. Each month I’m sharing my thoughts & experiences of a different Mr Hankey’s sex toy, and this time I’m featuring the Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Dildo.

Hankey’s Toys Alien Breeder Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Not only is this wonderfully designed dildo a big, chunk of silicone to bear down on, there’s the alien-theme design to it which adds a fun psychological twist. It’s less chest-burster and more cunt-fucker, thankfully, and I’ve never been happier for my body to be used as a host. The ‘breeder’ part of the toy’s name gives rise to other kinky & perverse fantasies, leading to some extremely hot role play...

Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Ever wondered what a perfect penis looks like? Hankey’s Toys have got the answer. And now so do I, because I've been lucky enough to receive the Hankey’s Toys Perfect Penis Dildo to enjoy, and to review here on the blog...
Sinnovator Cephalopod Tentacle Dildo Review

Sinnovator Cephalopod Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£149.99
Materials:
Silicone
As a fan of ‘creature feature’ and monster-style dildos, I was delighted to be offered the chance to review something from the otherworldly Sinnovator sex toy collection. I chose the glorious purple tentacular delight that is the Sinnovator Cephalopod Dildo!

John Thomas Horny Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Horny is decidedly more abstract of a design than most of the John Thomas Toys range, though the official backstory is that it's the horn of the devil himself. But regardless of the backstory, each ring is a sinful challenge of its own to anyone brave enough to tackle it.

John Thomas Pod Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
Officially, John Thomas Toys say that “Pod is an alien life form planted on Earth 88 million years ago by an alien race from Zeroth”. In my unofficial and unsanctioned by Games Workshop capacity, I'm calling it a replica of a pure-strain Genestealer’s tongue. And anyone who’s played Warhammer 40k has probably dreamt about being pleasured by a Genestealer at some point in their life. Well, now’s your chance.

John Thomas Arnie’s Extremity Fisting Dildo Review

9 out of 10
You get some respite at the wrist, but the feeling of fullness is akin to an inflatable plug. When you’re ready to continue, you'll find the overall girth grows again quickly, offering an even greater challenge; but at this point, it’s a slow, restrained stretch with no unexpected surprises and a more uniform expansion.

Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£89.95
There’s a new term in town for when a sex toy is so gorgeously girthy that it blissfully bulldozes your orgasmic orifices. I’ve been thoroughly bull-dildoed by the huge and horny Twisted Beast Bael, a wickedly monstrous pleasure cock that cows you into submission with zero red flags.
Wildolo Dragon Dildo Review: Large Fantasy Silicone Cock with Suction Cup

Wildolo Dragon Dildo Review

8 out of 10
This is a sex toy brand from HiSmith, who you’ll know from our enthusiastic sex machine reviews. The Wildolo Dragon Dildo is huge, pretty, silicone and has a suction cup base, and spoiler: I love it.

John Thomas Toys Curly Twirly Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£199.00
Looking for a dildo you can literally screw? John Thomas Toys, purveyors of all kinds of fantasy and monster cocks, has one that might be suitable in the form of the Curly Twirly.

Sinloli Extra Large Sparkly Purple Anal Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£45.00
Brand:
Sinloli
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Silicone
It's silicone, massive, marbled galaxy pink and purple colour, and has sparkly glitter bits in. That's at least four of my boxes on "ultimate dildo design wishlist" ticked right there. But you're probably expecting more of a review than that, so read on!

John Thomas Toys Thingy Bob Multi Cock Head Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£119.00
What's the best part of a dick? I think we can all agree it's the head. So what could possibly be more satisfying than a dildo with a big dick head on it? That's not a rhetorical question: a dildo with FOUR nice big dick heads on it would obviously be better.

John Thomas Dino Slug XL Silicone Anal Stretcher Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£239.00
In my search for ever more exotic alien and monster cocks to submit to, this week I've found myself on the prehistoric planet of Arrakis. After slipping on a particularly slimy rock, I found myself face to face with this sizeable slug-like entity. Suffice to say, I had no hesitation in dropping my space trousers and allowing it to explore my hole.

John Thomas XTRO Fusion Colour Dildo Review

9 out of 10
XTRO was trying to communicate his dark hunger for me. A series of guttural clicks were followed by a deep angry growl, as he grew impatient for me to understand, let alone reciprocate his need. I tried to scrabble away, but couldn't help myself glancing back to find that wasn't the only thing that was growing. Luminous green drool dripped down his gaping maw, landing on his now huge cock. I froze, but at least I could be confident he didn't want to devour me for dinner.
John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
I've been interested in trying out some of the JTT range for quite a while, especially as they've had rave reviews from resident reviewer Tigerlily. After much deliberating I chose the Skittle dildo, the Buxom Lady dildo, the Sergeant Major butt plug and the Twisted Hog butt plug. This review is for the John Thomas The Buxom Lady Neon Green Silicone Dildo, and I have the medium size in medium firmness.