Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo Review (Medium, Inferno)
There’s a new term in town for when a sex toy is so gorgeously girthy that it blissfully bulldozes your orgasmic orifices. I’ve been thoroughly bull-dildoed by the huge and horny Twisted Beast Bael, a wickedly monstrous pleasure cock that cows you into submission with zero red flags.
Thanks so much to Twisted Beast for sending the Bael dildo to me free of charge, in exchange for my fair & honest review here at the Cara Sutra sex blog. I have the Bael in Medium size, in [dildo disco] Inferno colour.
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Who is Bael?
The dildos at Twisted Beast are all deliciously deviant characters, arousingly described on the product pages. Bael is described as:
One of the seven princes of Hell, ruling over 66 legions of Hole Fucking Demons. Those who cross him end up on the wrong end of his muscle cock.
This is also printed on the collectable trading card you get with your new Twisted Beast Bael – more on this below.
Unboxing
The Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo arrived in a discreet outer box for the post, and inside I found not just the Bael cock but also some freebies. Thanks team! I was lucky enough to receive a Bael holographic trading card, a holographic logo sticker (now adorning the front of my laptop) and a Twisted Beast black hoody (the hoody was a special freebie for me, it doesn’t come as standard with Twisted Beast orders – sorry!)
Size / Measurements
My Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo is a gloriously chunky piece of penetrative sensuality. Here’s how the Bael cock measures up:
- Overall length: 9 inches
- Maximum insertable length: 7.5 inches
- Tip circumference (around the coronal ridge): 7 inches
- Maximum circumference of the shaft: 8.75 inches
Weight
In addition, the Twisted Beast Bael weighs in at a whopping 870g.
Material
The Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo is made from sensationally squishy and tactile silicone material. This flexible material of choice for sex toy connoisseurs is non-toxic, non-porous, phthalate-free and compatible with any type of sexual lubricant. I strongly recommend using lube with the Bael cock toy, which I’ll explain in more detail in a little while.
Related: Sex Toy Materials Guide
Compatible Lubes
As a pure silicone sex toy, the Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo is compatible with oil-based, silicone and water-based lubes. The myth that you can’t use silicone lube with silicone sex toys still abounds – and is just that, a myth. As long as you’re certain your sex toy is pure silicone, you can use silicone lubricant with it, just like you can stack silicone bakeware directly atop one another in your kitchen cupboards without worry of damage or degradation.
Oil and silicone have no contra-indications either. There is often confusion over this, because oil is not compatible with rubber (such as latex, condoms, etc). Silicone is not rubber. Do not use oil-based lubes with any rubber or latex items.
Although you can use various types of lubricant with a pure silicone sex toy, my preferred type is water-based. A great quality water-based lube is slippery not sticky or gloopy, and it’s easily washed off after playtime. It also won’t stain sheets or clothing.
Related: Your Complete Guide To Sex Lubes
How It Feels
I don’t usually get intimidated by sex toys – I’ve tried some huge dildos over the years – but the Twisted Beast Bael required mental as well as physical preparation. My Bael is ‘only’ Medium size – I think I’d faint at the XL! The length measurements above (9 inches total length, max 7.5 inches insertable) feel a bit deceptive if you don’t also take into account the girth. Even the narrowest part, under the coronal ridge of the head, is 7 inches all the way round. The first thing I grabbed when I came to play with Bael (or Bael came to play with me, more accurately) was the LUBE.
The Bael dildo was washed thoroughly before use, and with my big bottle of lube and a locked door I was ready to be dominated by this beast. This is definitely a laying-on-the-bed dildo for me, rather than a standy-upsy toy.
Even with pre-penetration clit stim warm up, taking my time and with lashings of lube, it took a while to insert and then start enjoying the bulges of the Bael. A case of my eyes were bigger than my vagina when it came to the size of this dildo. I could insert it just up to the ‘side-saddle’ bulges of this glorious cock, but no further. Even then I couldn’t help but gasp aloud “it’s enormous!” to no-one at all, save perhaps the gods/goddesses of gaping who were likely watching in amusement.
So, how does the Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo feel? HUGE. Scary, in a ‘oh shit I’ve reached the front of the rollercoaster queue’ kinda way. Like curvaceous chaos invading every part of my intimate territory, forcing out rationality and reason and leaving only SENSATION. Bael fills me to the brim then overflows. Bael is a bull prince of hell – yeah, a hell-of-a-fucking-party. We’re all languishing in hell but some of us are seeing stars.
You get the idea.
As previously mentioned, there’s a hole in the base of the Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo. This means it’s compatible with those Vac-U-Lock style base plugs which serve as an anchor when you want to use the dildo sat upright. This would be particularly handy for anal use, and/or if you want to hold on to something sturdy with both hands (recommended). These suction cup bases are also available from Twisted Beast, as an add-on, and I strongly recommend purchasing one along with your Twisted toy of choice.
Here’s a handy chart showing which size suction cup to get, small or large, relating to your size of Bael dildo:
A full chart showing compatibility with the rest of the Twisted Beast sex toys collection is found on the website.
After being roughly and unapologetically ploughed by Bael, it’s easy to wash ready for next time I feel like being cowed into sexual submission. Mild soap and warm water will do the trick, plus a few sprays of anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner after you’ve washed and dried it, if you like. The Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo happens to just fit in my en-suite sink for a post-coital bath as I clean it thoroughly – cute!
Bael Dildo Video
Here’s a short video (no sound, so don’t worry about muting your speakers!) showing the Twisted Beast Dildo in the flesh. Ok so not literally in the flesh… ehh you know what I mean:
Summary
Fancy having your choice of hole split wide open* by a demon prince of hell? Do all other dildos fall way too short of your penetrative expectations? You need the Twisted Beast Bael Bull Dildo in your life**.
I also strongly recommend you add a suction cup base to your order, especially if you plan on using the Bael for anal destruction penetration -and make sure you triple-check your lube supplies.
All hail Bael, the pussy-plundering, arse-invading bull dildo from horny hell.
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*metaphorically, not literally. Use lube & go slow. Do not use anal desensitisers!
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