Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo Review
Happy new year – time to get a little fruity! My first sex toy review of 2025 is for the a-peeling Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo. After enjoying this curved sensation all holiday season, I’m ready to reveal all the slippery ins and outs. Read on to find out if this fantastical design from Hankey’s Toys makes for a ripe ‘n rampant addition to your intimate fruit bowl!
Please note while reading this review that I have the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo in small size, made from 75% soft silicone firmness, with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base. The colour I chose, from the many available, is UV electric yellow. There are other yellows available including plain yellow and golden yellow, if you want your banana as realistic looking as possible. Or go wacky with electric green or bubblegum pink!
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How It Feels
Not gonna lie, this sex toy took me right back to my early teenage days of experimenting with whatever was lying around the house. Raging hormones driving me to try anything that would ‘scratch the itch’, which would bring me to that sexual pleasure high. Some fruit and veg seem so perfectly shaped for internal stimulation, at that early stage of sexual discovery. Of course, it isn’t recommended to insert any general household objects or items from the veg drawer or fruit bowl, no matter how horny you’re feeling. It’s also quite tricky to make your own sex toys at home. This banana-shaped dildo is the perfect solution for those looking for something a little bit different, fun and cheeky.
Unlike some of my other Hankey’s Toys dildos, I chose the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo in small size – and I was glad about it when it arrived. Not just because it would be so much easier and more comfortable to insert, but because it lends weight to the ‘realistic’ aspect of its name. Feeling like I’m fucking myself with an actual banana adds a layer of alluring perversion that can’t be denied.
I love how it’s quite malleable too, in 75% soft silicone rather than a medium or extra firm silicone material. When I grasp it in my hand I can squeeze and feel the silicone form squish in my firm grasp, making it extra tactile and providing sensual stimulation even before insertion.
Insertion, when I was ready to thrust this banana toy inside, was easy and comfortable. I added a little water-based lube, got myself prepared with a bullet vibe to the clit, and enjoyed surrendering to a fruit fuck which filled me up to its hilt. While thrusting it back and forth, completely in and out of my vagina, I enjoyed feeling the peeled-back banana-skin design around the base slapping up against my sensitive and ready labia and vulva area. I was hoping the protrusion at the centre of this area would provide additional clitoral stim, but this didn’t work for me personally. But then, I need quite powerful and vibrating stimulation clitorally rather than a gentle or accidental brush with a nodule of silicone.
How did I feel after climaxing around the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo? Absolutely mashed. Bouncing up and down to take the full length of it, without any discomfort thanks to the softer silicone material as well as the small size, led to a powerful orgasm as I clamped around this fruity toy. Are we sure the forbidden fruit that Eve couldn’t resist was an apple? Perhaps we would have been plunged into sin even earlier if this fruity fuck was within her breathless grasp.
A little note that I prefer to use this dildo vaginally rather than anally. Although you could definitely use it anally if you wish, the softer silicone I selected makes it a little squishy to try and guide into the tight anal entrance, especially with the required lube for anal making it even more slippery. The curve, design, material and size makes this toy a vaginal choice for me – but you do you, of course.
Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo Video
Enjoy my short video below, showcasing the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo from packaging through unwrapping and how the silicone material responds to pressure and movement:
Summary
I reach for the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo when I want a comfortable, curved, fruity sensation that feels wonderful sliding right into me and that I can bounce on as hard as I like without any discomfort, thanks to the squishy and spongy soft silicone. The kinky design adds a layer of perversion and a nod to my not-so-innocent youth which increases the psychological pleasure immeasurably, never mind the physical sensations as it slides in and out.
Despite a little disappointment that the front protruding nodule by the base didn’t add clitoral thrills for me personally, it’s easy enough to add these in myself with a handy bullet vibe. The small size I opted for with this particular Hankey’s toy means my masturbation sessions with it feel easier, quicker to get into and not at all intimidating every time.
If you’re after a deliciously kinky, smaller, soft and comfortable yet still fruity and perverted toy, get yourself the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo. Devilishly delicious, sublimely filling and good for your (sexual pleasure) health!
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General Info & Specs
I chose the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo in small size, in 75% soft silicone, with the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base, in UV electric yellow colour. It’s available in four different sizes in all, and loads of different colours and various silicone firmnesses, and you can add a metallic finish to the colour as well as the Vac-U-Hole in the base if you want.
Packaging & Unboxing
My Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo came promptly from mrhankeystoys along with the other review products I’d chosen, in a plain brown and therefore discreet outer box for the post. Inside the sturdy box, my items were packaged safely and securely, keeping them damage-free through transit and delivery.
Each dildo is shrink-wrapped in plastic, which also contains a Hankey’s Toys sticker as well as an easily peelable QR code care label on the base.
Size & Measurements
This small size of the Hankey’s Toys Banana Dildo measures:
- 7.25 inches in overall length
- 5.5 inches maximum insertable
- Maximum circumference near tip of 4.75 inches, and max girth near the base is 5 inches
Instructions
On the base of the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo you’ll find an easily peelable care label. It has a QR code which links you to full details at the Hankey’s Toys website.
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