Dildo Reviews

Dildo reviews based on real hands on testing, honest feedback, and how products perform in real use.

Welcome to my Dildo Reviews hub. This is where I publish detailed, independent reviews of dildos across many shapes, sizes, materials and design styles. Every review is based on direct experience, with real use insights, real photos, clear pros and cons, and realistic expectations so you can understand what a product is actually like beyond marketing claims.

This category sits within my wider Sex Toy Reviews hub, where you can explore all stimulation types and product categories.

I have been reviewing sex toys for over 17 years, testing a wide range of brands, materials and construction styles such as silicone, glass, metal and other body-safe options. Reviews are based on structured real use evaluation, not quick impressions, so you can compare products with realistic expectations.

Find out more about safe toy materials, porosity, phthalates and compatible lubes in my Sex Toy Materials Guide.

If you already know what type of dildo you want, use the quick links to jump to the right section. If you are browsing, scroll down to read the latest reviews first, then compare products across size, material, firmness and intended use.

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If you are new to dildos, begin by exploring the review list below to see how different sizes, shapes and materials feel in real use. If you are comparing specific models, open several reviews and look at differences in firmness, texture, weight, usability and build quality.

Types of Dildos You Will Find Reviewed

This category focuses specifically on non-vibrating insertable toys with realistic and fantasy designs across many styles, including:

  • Realistic dildos designed to mimic anatomical shape and texture
  • Non-realistic and artistic designs with unique forms
  • Double ended dildos for shared or versatile use
  • Strap on compatible dildos for harness play
  • Fantasy and novelty designs
  • Material specific designs including silicone, glass, metal and more

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How My Reviews Work

I review dildos through real use and structured evaluation, not quick impressions. Reviews include practical notes on size, firmness, texture, usability, weight, cleaning and overall experience. Many reviews also include real photos and non explicit product videos so you can see the item clearly before deciding.

Reviews are based on direct testing rather than manufacturer descriptions, and I update reviews where products change, are replaced, or are discontinued.

How To Browse This Hub

Use the sort menu to view the newest reviews first, then explore different dildo styles to compare designs, materials and performance. If you are researching before buying, pay attention to patterns across reviews such as comfort, durability, realism and ease of cleaning.

Before You Buy

If you want guidance on choosing or using dildos, explore my educational guides for safety, materials and finding the right size and style for your body.

Scroll down to explore the latest dildo reviews in this category.

Disclaimer: this page contains sponsored reviews & affiliate links

John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
...the Colon Snake is one of the longest on the market. Compared to other anal depth trainers which are of uniform width, the head provides a little extra stimulation on the way out too, without being so big that it might get caught on something. It's a fun little feature, and if your fantasy is a snake up the bum, you're sorted.

John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Sampson Squirting Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Sampson won’t just fill your every hole with his enormous girth; he’ll also cum all over you. That’s because the Sampson is a rare breed—a squirting dildo—so you can live out all your bukkake or creampie fantasies.

John Thomas Toys Parasite Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

8 out of 10
The Parasite is, without doubt, the oddest looking dildo I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of fantasy dildos. But it's that uniqueness that draws me to it. It doesn't look even remotely penis-shaped, and I suspect you could hide it in plain sight on a hallway shelf alongside other movie props and quirky memorabilia. It's pretty hideous, actually, but this is exactly why I was delighted at the thought of getting penetrated by it.

John Thomas Toys Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Beastli is a gentle demon, really, but his member is so full of devilishly delightful textures that you couldn't possibly say no to such a handsome beast. You'll coax him out of the forest, scream in delight as his demonic head probes your inner depths, and suddenly find yourself taking a detour to those parts of the woods a little more often.

BS Atelier Rainbow Drops Silicone Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£70.00
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
As a past enthusiastic attendee of Manchester Pride, I decided to embrace my love of diversity and acceptance by reviewing a Pride-themed dildo from an online sex shop. When I found out about this particular sex toy in the range, the BS Atelier Rainbow Drops Silicone Dildo, I was over the moon when I was offered it free of charge in return for an honest & thorough review.
Sinclair Select Deluxe Silicone Dilators Set Review

Sinclair Select Deluxe Silicone Dilators Set Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£46.00
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
In my opinion, the Sinclair Select Deluxe Silicone Dilators Set is a fantastic buy for those who struggle with vaginal or anal penetration for whatever reason; vaginismus, a naturally petite vagina, anal play newness or shyness or other.

John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Chubby Cedrick Dildo Review (9 Inch)

10 out of 10
The John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Chubby Cedrick Dildo is a funny little man. His cock as a straight as anything, not too long and not too thick–yet his shaft is ribbed for added pleasure. It translates to an absolutely luscious fuck: not too punishing, but with a textured rhythmic experience all the way down his worm-like shaft.
Sinnovator Steed Platinum Silicone Dildo Review | Large Horse Cock Dildo Toy

Sinnovator Steed Platinum Silicone Dildo Review (Large Horse Dildo)

10 out of 10
Price:
£104.99
Materials:
Silicone
The Sinnovator range is gloriously kinky and fantastical, with designs incorporating the taboo, mythical and downright debauched. As well as dogs, horses and bull cocks, there are dragon, Cthulhu tentacle, unicorn and alien insertables. There's even a Tiger King dildo!

John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Buffalo Dildo Review (9 Inch)

9 out of 10
You'll be feeling quite full now, as you gasp for breath and marvel at the sheer girth you've managed to fit in. But you'll keep going to satisfy his need to be fully in you. He pushes in further and you're fully impaled by this brute now, unable to move an inch of your own accord, with a belly full of cock and nowhere to escape.
Lovehoney Silicone G-Spot Suction Cup Dildo Review 7 Inch

Lovehoney Silicone G-Spot Suction Cup Dildo Review (7 Inch)

9 out of 10
Price:
£19.99
Trying to shift in order to mimic the thrusts during anal sex made me realise just how much longer than anal plugs this dildo is. It's really on the very cusp of just too much for me to handle, especially with the added movement. Sitting still with it filling my core was enough stimulation to quickly tip me over into a powerful climax when I added the blissful stimulation from a clitoral vibrator.
Lovehoney Beaded Heart Sensual Glass Dildo Review

Lovehoney Beaded Heart Sensual Glass Dildo Review (6 Inch)

10 out of 10
Price:
£29.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
Glass
As always when I use glass or metal sex toys, the initial coolness of the unyielding, rigid material made me catch my breath upon insertion. I made sure I used some lube on the toy and myself, then placed the smoothly pointed tip between my ready pussy lips. Sliding it inside, slowly so I could enjoy the sensations, I gasped as my warmth enveloped each inch of the contoured glass toy.

Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£100.00
Materials:
Silicone
Never have I stared upon a dildo as exquisitely handsome, and in equal measure, as bone-quiveringly terrifying. I think I'm in love. Let's back up a little before I gush some more. The Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo is a toy of epic proportions, available from Mr Hankey's Toys from $130.
Wet For Her Fusion Strap-On Dildo Review

Wet For Her Fusion Strap-On Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£56.00
Materials:
Silicone
As you'll have read in my recent Wet For Her Union Vibrating Double Dildo review, I was spoilt by the Wet For Her sex shop when they sent me not one, but two of their awesome sex toys to review. This store specialises in designing and selling vagina-oriented sex toys, and their tagline is 'by women, for women'. Today I'm sharing my thoughts on the sleek and sexy Wet For Her Fusion Strap-On Dildo.
Wet For Her Union Vibrating Double Dildo Review

Wet For Her Union Vibrating Double Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£93.00
Materials:
Silicone
I was recently lucky enough to be approached by the Wet For Her sex shop and offered two of their sex toys to test out then review here on the blog. You can click to read my Wet For Her Fusion Strap-On Dildo review; in this post I'm sharing with you my experiences with and thoughts about the Wet For Her Union Vibrating Double Dildo.
NS Novelties Silicone Colours Pride Edition 5 Inch Dildo

NS Novelties Silicone Colours Pride Edition 5 Inch Dildo Review

9 out of 10
For Pride Month 2019, Lovehoney have collated a collection of rainbow themed sex toys, lingerie & sexy accessories to help people celebrate in sensual style. I've been lucky enough to be offered a few of the items to review here on the blog –starting with the eye-popping NS Novelties Silicone Colours Pride Edition 5 Inch Dildo. That's a mouthful and no mistake!

Lovehoney Satisfy Me G-Spot Silicone Dildo Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£19.99
For April, Cara Sutra's Pleasure Panel provided Mrs. Sexy and I an opportunity to review the Lovehoney Satisfy Me G-Spot Silicone Dildo.  Lovehoney is a UK based sex toy and lingerie company, and I have reviewed some of their products in the past.  Being a fan of a popular stainless-steel g-spot wand, I was excited to have us play with a softer silicone version.
Loving Joy Spectrum Ribbed Glass Dildo Review

Loving Joy Spectrum Ribbed Glass Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£29.95
Materials:
Glass
Over the years I have amassed a rather extensive adult toy collection, ranging from starter items such as bullet vibes through to thigh cuffs and ball gags. One thing I have few of, however, is glass toys. I was lucky enough to be selected to review the Loving Joy Spectrum Ribbed Glass Dildo from Loving Joy and I was absolutely thrilled.
Loving Joy Spectrum Ribbed G-Spot Glass Dildo Review

Loving Joy Spectrum Ribbed G-Spot Glass Dildo Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£24.95
Materials:
Glass
I love how unyielding glass dildos are, they don’t mould and bend to fit my anatomy, the firmness can be brutal. Firm G-Spot stimulation is one of the almost guaranteed ways to make me orgasm and glass is one of my favourite sex toy materials – how could I resist when Cara had not one but three stunning glass dildos available for sex toy testers to review?

Loving Joy Spectrum Nubby Textured Glass Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£24.95
Materials:
Glass
I am fairly new to glass toys, so was really excited to receive the Loving Joy Spectrum Nubby Textured Glass Dildo from lovingjoy.co.uk via the Cara Sutra Pleasure Panel to review.
BMS Factory Naked Addiction Rotating Vibrator Review

BMS Factory Naked Addiction Rotating Vibrator Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£63.95
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
I have been sent the BMS Factory Naked Addiction Rotating Vibrator free of charge through the Pleasure Panel in exchange for a frank and honest review.