Dildo Reviews

Dildo reviews based on real hands on testing, honest feedback, and how products perform in real use.

Welcome to my Dildo Reviews hub. This is where I publish detailed, independent reviews of dildos across many shapes, sizes, materials and design styles. Every review is based on direct experience, with real use insights, real photos, clear pros and cons, and realistic expectations so you can understand what a product is actually like beyond marketing claims.

This category sits within my wider Sex Toy Reviews hub, where you can explore all stimulation types and product categories.

I have been reviewing sex toys for over 17 years, testing a wide range of brands, materials and construction styles such as silicone, glass, metal and other body-safe options. Reviews are based on structured real use evaluation, not quick impressions, so you can compare products with realistic expectations.

Find out more about safe toy materials, porosity, phthalates and compatible lubes in my Sex Toy Materials Guide.

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If you are new to dildos, begin by exploring the review list below to see how different sizes, shapes and materials feel in real use. If you are comparing specific models, open several reviews and look at differences in firmness, texture, weight, usability and build quality.

Types of Dildos You Will Find Reviewed

This category focuses specifically on non-vibrating insertable toys with realistic and fantasy designs across many styles, including:

  • Realistic dildos designed to mimic anatomical shape and texture
  • Non-realistic and artistic designs with unique forms
  • Double ended dildos for shared or versatile use
  • Strap on compatible dildos for harness play
  • Fantasy and novelty designs
  • Material specific designs including silicone, glass, metal and more

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How My Reviews Work

I review dildos through real use and structured evaluation, not quick impressions. Reviews include practical notes on size, firmness, texture, usability, weight, cleaning and overall experience. Many reviews also include real photos and non explicit product videos so you can see the item clearly before deciding.

Reviews are based on direct testing rather than manufacturer descriptions, and I update reviews where products change, are replaced, or are discontinued.

How To Browse This Hub

Use the sort menu to view the newest reviews first, then explore different dildo styles to compare designs, materials and performance. If you are researching before buying, pay attention to patterns across reviews such as comfort, durability, realism and ease of cleaning.

Before You Buy

If you want guidance on choosing or using dildos, explore my educational guides for safety, materials and finding the right size and style for your body.

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The Rhino by Traz Genesis & Sleek Penis Extension Reviews (Vanilla 8″)

9 out of 10
Price:
£44.99
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
My personal preference when using the Rhino Genesis is as a handy upgrade for existing sex toys. Slipping the sleeve over a slimmer dildo or vibrator gives you a monster masturbatory ride. Yes, the vibrations will be muffled and you shouldn’t leave the sleeve next to a silicone toy for too long, but for a horny humpathon it’s a novel boost. I don’t much rate the Rhino Genesis as a dildo on its own, the empty area doesn’t give you much to hold on to and thrust with. It was much better for me when I slipped a dildo inside - I used the slim one out of this wooden set. You could also slip a bullet vibrator in the sleeve first (turn it on first) then seal it with the stopper insert if you did want some motion inside.
Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Dildo Review

Fleshlight Frankenstein Dildo Review: Gory Horror Cock Toy

10 out of 10
Fleshlight Frankenstein Dildo review: a monster-sized fantasy cock toy with gothic gory appeal. In this hands-on I share packaging, size guide, photos and my real experience with this silicone beast.

Medium Mr Limpy Review: Realistic Feel Fleshlight Packer

9 out of 10
Medium Mr Limpy review: the iconic Fleshlight packer that’s soft, squishy and cheekily realistic. In this hands-on I share what it feels like, how it looks, how to care for it and whether it works best as a packer, prop or playful stress toy.
Electrastim Silicone Noir Nona G-Spot Dildo Review

Electrastim Silicone Noir Nona G-Spot Electro Probe Review

9 out of 10
As with the Electrastim The Controller EM-48E electrosex kit, the Electrastim Silicone Noir Nona G-Spot Electro Probe was also sent to me for review. The small bundle of items was safely and discreetly packed, and delivered fast too. You get the true sense that you've got a high quality, trustworthy item in your hands when you own Electrastim products. 

Review: Titus Diamond Dong, Clear Large 8.5 inch PVC Dildo

9 out of 10
Price:
£22.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
PVC
The Diamond Dong is versatile enough to add fun and excitement not only to female masturbation vaginally, but also anally (if you’re brave enough and have a bucket ‘o lube) - and this opens up (heh) the potential for men to enjoy this dildo too. You can share the excitement during foreplay and couples’ sex, as long as he doesn’t have any issues with realistic dildos and dongs of course. I’m quite lucky in that my bloke doesn’t have any more issues with me using a realistic dildo than I do about him sliding into a pussy styled Fleshlight.

ElectraStim Wave Metal Bi-Polar Electro Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£119.00
As promised, I've dug through the archives and found my ElectraStim reviews (including this one below for the ElectraStim Wave Metal Bi-Polar Electro Dildo) that switched me on to using electro sex toys - and approaching Cyrex for work!
Perfect Fit Hump Gear Humpable Butt Plug Review

Perfect Fit Hump Gear Humpable Butt Plug Review

7 out of 10
In summary, this is a wonderful idea and I know a lot of men (and women) out there are going to adore the humpable butt plug from the Perfect Fit range. For me, it's on the back burner, excuse the pun. I need a good warm up (and stretch out) session first to even get a few inches inside; but he absolutely loves the idea, the feel, the kinky aspects and, to be honest, the fact it hurts me a little bit. Sadist.

Dee Lee Doo Boa Sculptured Zebrano Hardwood G-Spot Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£80.00
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Wood
Boa Zebrano Dee Lee Doo dildo was sent quickly and discreetly, and came with a little info letter. The dildo itself comes in its own storage pouch, which is made of a thick fabric materialwith a large wooden button. It screams 'crafts' 'artisan' and 'hand made', in a good way. I opened the storage pouch and the dildo was revealed within, a highly polished, superbly smooth sex toy with curves that promised delightful stimulation.

Fleshlight DRAC Dildo Review: Dracula Dick Vampire Cock

10 out of 10
Welcome to my hands-on Fleshlight DRAC Dildo Review. This piece covers packaging, size and specs, material and feel, and how it performs in use. I have added quick safety and care tips, a pros and cons summary, FAQs, and clear buy buttons for both USA and UK/EU readers.
Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo Review

Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£99.99
Brand:
Njoy
Materials:
Metal
Once the Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo is inside, whether vaginally or anally, the reason steel sex toys are so popular becomes even more apparent. The cool material gives you an internal 'zing' and while it is warming to your own body temperature (it does get there eventually) the contrast of metallic cool against the tight inner spaces of your body is orgasmic all by itself.
Sundew Medley Glass Dildo

Review: Sundew Medley Glass Dildo

6 out of 10
Price:
£57.99
By now you (should) all know that I love glass sex toys. The versatility in use, to warm them or cool them, as well...

Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand Review

7 out of 10
In summary, for 50 Shades fans this is the perfect sex toy. You'll adore it. If you want something a little more thrilling in terms of a glass sex toy, then perhaps move along to the Icicles Tentacle or Rose Dildo, as this is more of a classic style.

Shower Attachment Anal Dildo Douche Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£24.99
Materials:
Metal
Just slide the Shower Attachment Anal Dildo Douche inside and keep your hand on the water dial, ready to switch off if need be. The sensation is made better if you insert before turning the water on, then turn on as you slowly slide the toy out.

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Realistic Dildo 6 Inch Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£22.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
Rubber
I've been a very bad girl and this review of the Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Realistic Dildo 6 Inch is long overdue, sorry Lovehoney! Feel free to spank me whenever you like.