Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo Review

10 out of 10

Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo Review

Review of the Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo by Tigerlily

Never have I stared upon a dildo as exquisitely handsome, and in equal measure, as bone-quiveringly terrifying. I think I’m in love.

Let’s back up a little before I gush some more. The Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo is a toy of epic proportions, available from Mr Hankey’s Toys from $130.

Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo Review

The package arrived hygienically sealed in shrink wrap, with a small Mr Hankey sticker inside.

Size and Materials

Made of platinum cure silicone and devoid of any electronics, the Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo can be easily cleaned with a little soap and water, boiling water, or in the dishwasher. Our sample is made in their standard “medium-firm” density. It has a satisfying amount of squish, but still firm enough to not flop over in use. It’s a little softer than my other silicone toys, and really delightful to hold, lube up, and run your hands all over–which you’ll do a lot, I expect, and just sit there drooling at the prospect of taking it all.It’s rare to find a dildo as remarkable to gaze upon as the Dragon, and this is exactly the sort of thing you build display cabinets for.

Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo Review

We were sent an absolutely gorgeous custom pink and white marbled colour scheme for review (custom colours add another $30 to the final price), in size small.

At 8.5″ insertable length, and a maximum diameter of around 2.4″ (or just under 8″ circumference), even in small size, the Dragon is bigger than most. Dragon dildos from other makers tend to rather stubby by comparison. Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo offers both a stunning girth, and enough length to please anyone.

Mr Hankey’s is well known by large toy connoisseurs, and this isn’t their first foray into the fantasy realm. But my god, it looks magnificent and terrifying even to those familiar with the rest of Mr Hankey’s offerings.

Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo Review

If your eyes are watering but you feel the size is just too much, you’ll be pleased to know the Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo is also now available in extra-small: 6.5″ insertable and 5.75″ maximum circumference. Or if you’re thinking this one might be a tad too small for your preference, it also goes up to two sizes larger, the biggest of which is 15.75″ insertable, and 12.75″ maximum circumference. Ouch!

Even in small though, this glorious beast is enormous, and the feeling of utter helplessness when coming face to face with it is unmatched. I was trembling with fear as I first laid my eyes upon him, quivering at the very thought of this monster inside of me.

Scaly Textures

The textures of the Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo are fantastically well defined and pronounced, with something going on through every part of the full length of the toy, whether that’s the large Dragon scales on the top and bottom, or more refined snakeskin textures on the sides.

There is simply no escape from the tantalizingly intense ridges. Even experienced will want to be a little careful with this, however, particularly when it comes to the largest scale on the head, which culminates in quite a pointy nub. It’s not sharp or likely to cut anything (phew), but it could be annoying if you’re particularly sensitive. Then again, I doubt you’re looking at this toy if you’re of a sensitive nature to anything in particular.

Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo Review

Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo Review

At the base of the toy, you’ll find a MrHankeysToys.com URL embossed discreetly. It’s a nice little touch that doesn’t detract at all from the overall design, and still leaves a premium branded feel.

Riding the Dragon

As it’s the largest dildo I’ve tackled yet, it took a good bit of working up to the Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo. The tapering of the tip helps immensely compared to more bulbous life-like big toys. Armed with a bowl full of J-Lube I was ready to let the beast enter.

The sheer size means that every inch is felt, as the scaly textures of his majestic member work their way deep into your orifice. The large scales–on both the top and underside–give a real sense of accomplishment. Every scale can be felt as it pops in, sending shivers down your spine; and again, on the way out.

But it’s hard going, even if this isn’t your first large toy, and it’s only after a few practice sessions of slow insertion that you’ll try to thrust a little.

Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo Review

After only two days of practice, I took a full 6 inches of this behemoth. That was well past the widest point of the Dragon, and it was depth that was limiting me at that point. I felt like I truly understood the meaning of helplessness and submission. This is precisely what I imagine fucking a dragon must feel like. I was exhausted. And in pain for good day or so after. A good kind of pain though. The kind of pain that one might rightfully expect after being fucked by an enormous scaly dragon dick.

That does mean the Dragon is likely to be an occasional use toy. This won’t be the dildo you reach for every day, even if you do enjoy things on the large side regularly. Believe me, your hole wouldn’t take that kind of regular abuse. But for a once-a-week special bit of fun? A Sunday roast, as it were? Hell yeah.

Vac-u-Lock

Our model came with the optional ($5) vac-u-lock cavity for attaching to a fucking machine or strap-on harness. You can opt to not include one, but at that price even if you don’t think you’ll make use of it, it hardly seems worth limiting your options. Admittedly, my vac-u-lock equipped fucking machine would burn out if this was attached to it, but the Dragon is a toy that’ll last you a lifetime, so who knows what the future may bring. I’d hate to tell my advanced AI Fuckbot 9000 that they can’t fuck me with that gorgeous Dragon dildo because I skimped on the vac-u-lock option.

The sheer size and weight means all but the most robust and tightly worn strap-on harnesses would struggle with this, and again, all but the most experienced among us would be unable to take a constant thrusting anyway, but it is possible.

For a laugh, we 3D printed a vac-u-lock adaptor to try and fit it into a cheap o-ring harness. It sort of worked, but was obviously still quite impractical, and thoroughly uncomfortable if you didn’t keep hold of the enormous swaying member.

Pro-tip: if you’re going to try 3D printing a vac-u-lock adaptor yourself, use something stronger than PLA. We used PETG. Also, rotate the model so the layer lines run from base to tip, rather than side to side, where the greatest stress will occur. You don’t want it breaking off inside the cavity!

Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo Review

I wouldn’t advise sticking it to the wall of your shower either. Even if you did devise some devilishly clever way of attaching it to a wall, you probably shouldn’t. You’d likely pull the drywall plaster down.

Held in your hand, placed upright on the floor, or supported by a strong strap-on harness are your only real usage options.

The only thing missing from the Dragon is a longer cavity down the middle for injecting fluids; commonly known as a “cumtube”. Mr Hankey’s doesn’t appear to offer that as an option on any of their models, so you’ll want to look elsewhere if you’d like to simulate ejaculation too.

Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo Review

We rate the Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo a handsome 10/10 – but know what you’re letting yourself in for, and be prepared to spend more if you want custom colours or firmness.

– Tigerlily

Buy Your Dragon Dildo Today

Thanks so much to Tigerlily for this sex toy review.

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