Dildo Reviews

Dildo reviews based on real hands on testing, honest feedback, and how products perform in real use.

Welcome to my Dildo Reviews hub. This is where I publish detailed, independent reviews of dildos across many shapes, sizes, materials and design styles. Every review is based on direct experience, with real use insights, real photos, clear pros and cons, and realistic expectations so you can understand what a product is actually like beyond marketing claims.

This category sits within my wider Sex Toy Reviews hub, where you can explore all stimulation types and product categories.

I have been reviewing sex toys for over 17 years, testing a wide range of brands, materials and construction styles such as silicone, glass, metal and other body-safe options. Reviews are based on structured real use evaluation, not quick impressions, so you can compare products with realistic expectations.

Find out more about safe toy materials, porosity, phthalates and compatible lubes in my Sex Toy Materials Guide.

If you already know what type of dildo you want, use the quick links to jump to the right section. If you are browsing, scroll down to read the latest reviews first, then compare products across size, material, firmness and intended use.

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If you are new to dildos, begin by exploring the review list below to see how different sizes, shapes and materials feel in real use. If you are comparing specific models, open several reviews and look at differences in firmness, texture, weight, usability and build quality.

Types of Dildos You Will Find Reviewed

This category focuses specifically on non-vibrating insertable toys with realistic and fantasy designs across many styles, including:

  • Realistic dildos designed to mimic anatomical shape and texture
  • Non-realistic and artistic designs with unique forms
  • Double ended dildos for shared or versatile use
  • Strap on compatible dildos for harness play
  • Fantasy and novelty designs
  • Material specific designs including silicone, glass, metal and more

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How My Reviews Work

I review dildos through real use and structured evaluation, not quick impressions. Reviews include practical notes on size, firmness, texture, usability, weight, cleaning and overall experience. Many reviews also include real photos and non explicit product videos so you can see the item clearly before deciding.

Reviews are based on direct testing rather than manufacturer descriptions, and I update reviews where products change, are replaced, or are discontinued.

How To Browse This Hub

Use the sort menu to view the newest reviews first, then explore different dildo styles to compare designs, materials and performance. If you are researching before buying, pay attention to patterns across reviews such as comfort, durability, realism and ease of cleaning.

Before You Buy

If you want guidance on choosing or using dildos, explore my educational guides for safety, materials and finding the right size and style for your body.

Scroll down to explore the latest dildo reviews in this category.

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Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Ended Dildo 12 Inch Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£29.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
PVC
When I first looked through the list of items to review with the Duchess I didn’t necessarily think the Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Ended Dildo 12 Inch from Lovehoney would be an item she would be particularly interested in trying -but she was very interested, so we decided to give it a try.

Butt Plug Expert Premium Heart Glass Wand Massager Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£29.61
Materials:
Glass
Glass is one of them types of dildo that I really like but I have to be in the mood for.  I have a friend whose favourite material is glass because of temperature play and I have to agree it’s  is awesome but again I need to be in the mood for it.

Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Penetrator Dildo 7 Inch Review

5 out of 10
Price:
£29.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
PVC
When I saw this Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Double Penetrator Dildo 7 Inch from Lovehoney available through the Pleasure Panel I jumped at the chance to review it as the thought of some double ended play really flicks my switch.

Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Silicone Dildo With Suction Cup Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£14.95
Materials:
Silicone
With an insertable length of just 4.75 inches the Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Silicone Dildo With Suction Cup from Loving Joy is the most petite dildo in my collection. I am usually more of a size queen when it comes to toys but according to a Journal of Urology study, the average penis size is 5.1 inches so I was curious about how I'd find such a petite toy.

Lifelike Lover Realistic Pleasures Strap On Dildo Kit Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£54.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
PVC
I’m a big fan of strap on play, both pegging a partner or for DP on myself but none of my current strap ons are particularly well suited to the latter, so I jumped at the chance to review the Lifelike Lover Realistic Pleasures Strap On Dildo Kit (4 Piece) from Lovehoney when it came up for review on September’s Pleasure Panel.

Tantus Dragon Tail Review (Silicone Dildo, Anal Toy & Whip)

10 out of 10
Price:
£25.00
Brand:
Tantus
Materials:
Silicone
I was very excited to receive the Tantus Dragon Tail (Silicone Dildo, Anal Toy And Whip) from the Pleasure Panel for my open and honest review. I’m a massive Game of Thrones fan so the idea of being able to be bitten by a dragon was very exciting. Tantus advertise this Dragon Tail as the ultimate in bitey.
MEO Doppio Double Dildo Review

MEO Doppio Double Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£34.50
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
Materials:
Silicone
The MEO Doppio Double Dildo is curved in a 'U' shape with two different sized shafts and heads, the largest being 1.4 inch in diameter and the smallest 1.2 inch. Each of the shafts has small vein details which in all honesty are not particularly noticeable when in use but do add a bit of realism to the toy. The ridge of each of the heads is small and does not impede the insertion of the dildo. The largest of the shafts has an insertable length of around 6.5 inches and the smallest around 5 inches.

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover 5.5 Inch Pink Realistic Silicone Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£24.99
The Lovehoney Lifelike Lover 5.5 Inch Pink Realistic Silicone Dildo was perfect. It wasn't intimidating or anything but sure is perfect for beginners - although I am not one of those lol. I love the size, its compact, easy to stash away and can be used on your own, with your partner, on your partner and is harness compatible.

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover 8 Inch Purple Realistic Silicone Dildo With Balls Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£32.99
With Lovehoney recently launching their "Lifelike Lover Collection" of dildos featuring 32 different shapes, sizes and styles, I was delighted to be chosen in the May Pleasure Panel round to try out the Lovehoney Lifelike Lover 8 Inch Purple Realistic Silicone Dildo With Balls.

Lovehoney UPRIZE Self-Erecting Bionic Dildo & Strap-On Harness Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£129.99
Nowadays it's extremely rare that I see a sex toy I'm genuinely excited about, but back when I first saw online mentions of the Lovehoney UPRIZE range I knew I needed one of these self-erecting dildos in my life. Testament to this was my immediate and enthusiastic yes please response when Lovehoney offered me their Lovehoney UPRIZE Self-Erecting Bionic Dildo Vibrator (8 inches, in Black) to review. Not only that, Lovehoney also kindly sent me the Lovehoney UPRIZE Strap-On Harness too.

Tantus Vamp Super Soft Silicone Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£54.99
Brand:
Tantus
Materials:
Silicone
The Tantus Vamp Super Soft Silicone Dildo is the first realistic dildo we have in our collection.  I pulled the trigger when there was a 50% off sale on Black Friday.  I have read wonderful reviews regarding this as a favorite product of many, so I had to give one a try.

Bondara Crystal Clear Purple Jelly Suction Cup Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Jelly
I have to admit that I’m relatively new to dong penetration. I always orgasm easily from external stimulation and sometimes find penetration distracting. However, since reviewing for the Pleasure Panel, I’m hooked!

NS Novelties Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£34.99
It was a rainy day when the delivery man dropped off the small discreet brown box containing my purchase. I quickly opened it, guessing that it was the item I had been waiting for- the NS Novelties Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo.

Loving Joy 6 Inch Silicone Dildo with Suction Cup Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£18.95
Materials:
Silicone
In a separate review we looked at the Loving Joy Universal Black Harness with 2 O-Rings. This review is for the Loving Joy 6 Inch Silicone Dildo with Suction Cup from Loving Joy which we used along with the harness.

Bondara Glass Glitter Heart Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

10 out of 10
Price:
£17.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Glass
Age play isn't something I'd ever thought about until the last year or so, it was very much a YKINMK role play that I hadn't explored. But I've always had a soft spot for pink and glitter and girly and unicorns so age play is something that slowly evolved with my last partner as he found it cute and this gave me the confidence to try it.

Lovehoney BASICS Strap On Harness Kit Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£34.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
PVC
Delivery is fast and discreet, even discreet on bank statements! The delivery of the Lovehoney BASICS Strap On Harness Kit was tracked, which gave some peace of mind! Managed to snag this toy whilst on sale, and was 100% worth it.

Fun Factory Boss Stub Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£39.99
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
The Fun Factory Boss Stub is part of Fun Factory's ‘stub’ line, a series of dildos designed with large heads. It has some definition of the glans around the head, and has a gentle curve, with a slight ‘vein’ pattern near the base of the shaft.

Sportsheets Newcomers 5 Inch Silicone Strap On Kit Review

8 out of 10
Strap-ons are a big part of my girlfriend’s and my sex life, which is why I review them whenever I can. I love introducing other people to how much fun they can be. When I saw that the Sportsheets Newcomers 5 Inch Silicone Strap On Kit was available for review, I immediately requested it, and Cara was kind enough to send it to me.

Sweet Smile Juicy Lilac Silicone Hollow Vibrating Strap On Review | Pleasure Panel

7 out of 10
Price:
£49.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
We have enjoyed using quite a few strap-on toys recently but the Sweet Smile Juicy Lilac Silicone Hollow Vibrating Strap On is the first hollow vibrating strap-on we have tested so we were definitely excited.

Sweet Smile Horny Pink Silicone Hollow Strap On Review | Pleasure Panel

4 out of 10
Price:
£34.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
Pleasure Panel Review: Sweet Smile Horny Pink Silicone Hollow Strap On from Bondara