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Prince Harry – who is officially known as Prince Henry of Wales – is set to marry Rachel Meghan Markle on 19th May 2018. And, as has become traditional (we're big on tradition here in the UK), Lovehoney has created some sex toys to mark the occasion in their own special way. Introducing the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Royal Wedding Cock Rings.

I have always been interested in the “ball stretching” devices, but have been wary of any of the rigid designs for fear of getting stuck! When the Perfect Fit Silaskin Cock Ring and Ball Stretcher was available for review through the Cara Sutra Pleasure Panel I really wanted to give it a go (hopefully without the risk of getting stuck!)

It’s touted as the king of the male sex toys for a reason; the Fleshlight didn’t disappoint at all and is now my first go to masturbator.  It’s huge and would be no good for taking on holiday or discreetly in a bag but by god it’s a stay at home hero. 

I've been simply buzzing about writing this sex toy review, and not just because a Hot Octopuss Queen Bee review is bound to be a hive of puns. So, what's the score? Is this sex toy as sweet as honey? Was it a real bedroom beauty in the eyes of the Bee-holder? Will I continue to wax lyrical or will there be a sting in the tail? I told you. Pure nectar.

The only real improvements I could consider to the Fleshlight Nina Hartley Cougar Pussy would firstly be the girth could be slightly smaller to intensify that sensation further. Also, the plastic casing of the Fleshlight could really be toned down slightly, but all in all these really are very minor changes.

Holy Moly! I can hardly string a coherent sentence together, let alone write a review about this shining PINK bombshell…

By FozzBear: I was sent the Cal Ex Accommodator Dual Penetrator (available from Bondara) by Cara Sutra to test and review on behalf of her Pleasure Panel.

I just can’t help but have great orgasms with a Fleshlight. They just seem to unlock something that other masturbatory aids can’t. The Fleshlight Nikki Benz Lotus Pussy is no different.

Now that I've tried the Fleshlight I'm not sure I'll ever go back to masturbating by hand. Having stimulation all the way up and around my penis was heavenly and the variation in sensations depending on how deep you've penetrated is amazing and really effective.

This tunnel plug would be great in the BDSM / bondage scene. Once the MEO Black Hole 2.0 Anal Stretching Ring was inside my husband, he said he felt vulnerable and available to be penetrated by anyone or anything. It would have been rude to have gone this far and not tested that theory (!) so with the help of my strap-on and an average sized penis dildo in tow we proved that he could be penetrated quite easily while “wearing the plug”.  I’m pleased to say he could.

I was finally ready to give the F-Machine Gigolo Sex Machine a try. So exciting! I put the lights down low, had my glass of wine on the side and an array of Sliquid for comfort. Doxy and other clit vibes within reach, because I'm greedy. I didn't know if I was testing the fuck machine or seducing it.

The bullet with the bunny style cock ring was a bit plasticky, silver coloured plastic to be precise, but it did have 5 settings. These range from slow to fast speeds, including an intermittent pulsing mode which we never find very useful for us on vibrating sex toys. On the high speed however, directly on my girls clit... it was very effective. The vibrations are strong enough to give her a powerful orgasm. So far so good!

...then I turned it on. Oh Snowflake. The poor bunny is as weak as a kitten. The vibes from the Long Eared G Spot Bunny Bullet Vibrator don’t have enough power behind them, not even as a clitoral vibrator, which is a shame because those long, soft ears had held so much promise.

I am happy to say I was very pleasantly surprised by the Fleshlight STU Masturbator. It is pretty fucking great. Unlike going au-natural you can really bring the pace down, and adjusting the suction using the end cap really makes a difference to the experience. You can keep the vacuum on full and control the movement with purposeful force or loosen the end and build up momentum. Its size works well too, having to use both hands means you can use your arms and hips to add an extra layer of control and, dare I say, realism to the experience.

the Fleshlight Medium Mr Limpy Soft Packer Dildo is a soft cock - a realistic penis in a flaccid state, complete with balls. The penis head is exposed, as if the foreskin is pulled back or like a circumcised penis. The base of the Limpy packing dildo is flat, although I would love to see new versions with suction cups. Not only would they look fantastic stuck on random walls and furniture, they would also be more securely kept in place under clothing by affixing to a strap on harness. It may work particularly well with a RodeOH jockey pant or boxer shorts style, for instance.

The Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit STU is the Fleshlight of choice in our (rather impressive) collection of penis masturbators and watched him use it several times now and also getting to grips with the cleaning process afterwards I would definitely recommend this to anyone with a penis who wants a top of the range masturbator that gives intense pleasure.

Along with a few other little sexy goodies, we recently received the Titus Jack M8 Clear Mouth Masturbator to review from Clonezone. This male masturbator along the same lines as the Fleshlight and Fleshjack products is presented in professional packaging, with the familiar torchlike canister over a soft feeling, shaped entrance sleeve. As this is a ‘clear’ masturbator from Titus’ Jack M8 range, the malleable and soft material looks almost like crystal, being completely translucent for a cool visual effect and something different to the usual flesh tones.

I received this Oxballs Powerballs Cock Ring free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review, as part of UberKinky’s sex toys review scheme.

During use we found that it was much more enjoyable for him if I was the one in ‘driving mode’, ie holding the sheath around and over his penis and pumping him for his pleasure. The material stretches to accommodate and looks almost like it will tear when his erection is stretching it fully, but it’s actually surprisingly durable and didn’t rip.

It was simple enough to squeeze ample amounts of lubricant into the entrance hole of the ZOLO Fire Warming Masturbation Cup and peel off the sticker from the underside of the tube. I got him erect (quite how I did this is the subject matter for another post) and proceeded to get him inside the masturbator. It seemed at first like the fit was going to be too tight, but he helped to shift it into position and I was soon able to work up a steady beat.