The majority of the sex toys I have used over the past few years have been plain ol’ strokers that all in all might look different, be different shapes and sizes, but are all textured tunnels and pretty similar. Along comes the Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator from Loving Joy with a bit of a twist to the usual, not just one textured tunnel of love but TWO! Spoilt for choice with a vaginal opening and what looks like a smaller, tighter anal orifice.
The description of this butt plug is slightly misleading I think, the Loving Joy Medium Cream Butt Plug seems to me to be anything but 'medium'! When it arrived I ripped open the packaging and gasped at the girth on display, I knew I would need to serious warming up before getting this fella inside!
I must confess to not being hugely familiar with the brand FPPR (which I assume is a funky way of writing 'fapper', an internet term for someone who masturbates). On first looks, the FPPR Vagina Vacuum Cup Masturbator looks a very sleek and modern penis pleasuring device; the major positive I can see from its write up is that it is super discreet.
Lately I seem to have been inundated with vibrating penis-centric strokers, the latest, the Cal Exotics Apollo Vibrating Power Stroker from Bondara piqued my interest with the addition of a rather powerful looking suction base, will this be the ultimate in hands-free orgasm? First looks are promising and whilst awaiting delivery I had already made my mind up where it was getting hung for its first use and which other places and positions I could get into!
I have been lucky enough to get my hands on a vibrator geared towards my own genitals, the Satisfyer Men Vibration is its name, and hopefully it performs as well as it looks! With the tag line of "Like a blowjob – just better!" I am very hopeful!
The Triton Steel Sperm Stopper Glans Ring 25mm is the latest in a range of stainless steel urethral play toys I have tested for the Pleasure Panel. The super stainless steel toy is designed to slip over the head of the penis, nestling its glans ring underneath the head of your cock with its ball pressed right into your frenulum, while the steel ball end of the curved arm sits about an inch inside the urethra! All sounds like fun to me!
Having reviewed a product by Triton in their ‘Steel’ range and being mightily impressed by the build quality (the Triton Steel Princes Wand Hollow 30mm), I was not hesitant to try another urethral toy in a heartbeat. The Triton Steel Mini Hollow Penis Plug 8mm is a shallow insertion, tapered, cum-thru penis plug which essentially is meant for putting in the end of a penis and maximising sensations from the nerve endings which are found in that area!
Finding a good quality lubricant can be seriously hit and miss, over the years I’ve been treated to some awesome ones and some seriously terrible ones. Hopefully the Spurt Premium Water Based Lubricant 20ml can be the latter and from reading up on Fetch Shop, it seems to get a darn good write up! The tagline alone deserves praise “Don’t Spit, when you can Spurt!”
The Triton Steel Princes Wand Hollow 30mm from Fetch Shop is the first penis toy I have had since my very first one that has genuinely made me wonder if I have taken on too much! When I first saw the picture of the Wand I did not realise how big the insertable part is (the 30mm in the name refers to the diameter of the glans ring). On arrival I was shocked at how much I had underestimated it. Did this put me off? I don’t think so!
Condoms these days come in all shapes, sizes, colours, flavours, novelty etc etc. We as a couple tend to stick to the same brands and types religiously. The chance to try out some quality condoms that taste and smell of chocolate sounds too good to be true! The Royal Condoms Chocolate Flavour 3 Pack promises all this and more.
This is the second douche from Prowler that I have had the fortune to test and review for the ol’ Pleasure Panel and a surprising treat it was! I now am the proud owner of two different Prowler douches and I’m happy to say they are an essential aid to prepare for some hygienic and (comparatively) mess free anal fun time.
Fun Factory have absolutely smashed it out of the park with the Fun Factory Manta Vibrating Penis Stroker - it’s an absolute work of art and quite possibly my favourite sex toy I have EVER used.
Kinx have delivered an interesting 'universal' add on for, I guess, any vibrator (with a shaft) that you have to hand and, also, with the addition of one slightly larger piece, to fit a penis! The Kinx Sensational Seven Masturbation Sleeves come in one package with an array of super stretchy sleeves to slip tantalisingly over your favourite vibrator to add some extra texture where you may fancy it!
It’s never occurred to me to use an anal douche to clean the area beforehand, so I was very interested to see how the Prowler Perfect Angle Douche would change the way I approach using anal toys. The fact that Prowler have described how the angle of dispensed water will perfectly hit the prostate is an added bonus!
I’ve tried my fair share of cock rings over the years, loose ones, tight ones, vibrating ones, thick, thin, you name it, I’ve tried all there is to try… Or so I thought. A very innovative idea from Perfect Fit comes in the shape of the Perfect Fit Speed Shift Adjustable Cock Ring.
It’s always nice to try out a new toy that has a lot of promise. The Perfect Fit Armour Tug Lock Plug Transparent is an amalgamation of two/three toys, merging them together to offer something a little bit different from your ordinary toy. Mixed up in this see through beauty is a hands free prostate pleasing plug, a cock ring and a ball stretcher.
Another simply fantastic product from Rock Candy Toys! What a way to start a review, I could just leave it there and be praise enough but it deserves a thorough explanation as to why if I am going to use a cock ring from now on, it will definitely be this one!
I’ve never been one for anatomically correct penis strokers until quite recently when reviewing a particularly realistic vulva resembling toy and fell quite literally into a fantasy world in my head that I hadn’t experienced before, which changed my mind. On the back of this I had no hesitation in reviewing the wonderfully imagined Loving Joy Real Feel Blow Job Stroker from Loving Joy.
Orgasm-wise, we were pretty impressed with the Blush Novelties Gaia Biodegradable Eco-Friendly Green Vibrator, it builds up and executed some pretty powerful orgasms for both of us, for her we found it much more effectively used for clit stimulation rather than internally. Equally we found that for myself it brought about an excellent frenulum led orgasm.
Rock Candy Sex Toys are a company who are currently producing some great looking items. Their website is called the Candy Shoppe (if you get a chance to have a look, please do, it is gorgeous!) and all the sex toys they design are inspired by classic sugary sweet treats! The Mega-Mini Bullet from Rock Candy is the toy I am reviewing today and a super little treat it is!