Scandarella

15 REVIEWS
Writer, reviewer, stresser.

Svakom Trysta Rolling G-Spot Vibrator Review | Pleasure Panel

4 out of 10
Price:
£62.95
Brand:
SVAKOM
Shop:
SVAKOM
Materials:
Silicone
Svakom is a brand that I’m not very familiar with on a personal level. I’ve only had the chance to try one of their products in the past. It was the Rebecca mini vibe and it was faulty. So was its replacement, so before Cara gave me the opportunity to review the Svakom Trysta Rolling G-Spot Vibrator (available here in the UK) for the Pleasure Panel, I was still clueless as to whether or not I liked Svakom products at all.

LAID D2 Stone Dildo Review | LAID D2 Black Granite Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£74.99
Brand:
Laid
Materials:
Stone
By Scandarella: Let me tell y’all about my new lover! We met when Cara Sutra introduced us through the Pleasure Panel, and as soon as I saw the sleek black beast in front of me, I was in love.

FreudeAnHolz Taurus Walnut Wooden Dildo – Pleasure Panel Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£44.00
Materials:
Wood
By Scandarella I was a wooden sex toy virgin, but the lovely Cara Sutra changed that when she chose me to review this gorgeous FreudeAnHolz Taurus Walnut Wooden Dildo for the Pleasure Panel.
Amy Voice Activated Rabbit Vibrator Review

Amy Voice Activated Rabbit Vibrator Review

5 out of 10
Price:
£80.00
Materials:
Silicone
It doesn’t happen often, but sometimes I come across a picture of a sex toy which has a shape that turns me on at first sight. It’s usually dildos that do this for me, especially those which have exciting textures or generously tapered G-spot stimulating tips. It’s rare that I ever come across a vibrator that gets me wet before I even know whether or not it performs, and I’ve never had a ladyboner over an internet image of a rabbit style vibe.

The Frenchman Vibrator (Ramblin’ Brands Smile Makers) – Pleasure Panel Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£29.99
Materials:
Silicone
By Scandarella I’d never heard of Ramblin’ Brands or their products before getting this vibe (The Frenchman Vibrator), so I had a browse on the net to find out what the craic was. I discovered that the Smile Makers range – which is comprised of the Fireman, the Frenchman, the Tennis Coach and the Millionaire – is based on classic women’s fantasy characters.

L’Amourose Vera Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£69.95
By Scandarella I’ll kick this review off by making a statement: I love L’Amourose! I have a few of their products now, and each addition to my collection makes me want more. Everything about them is sheer luxury, from the outer packaging to all the wonderful things found inside.

Cock Candy Strawberry Kiwi Flavoured Lube Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£5.25
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
Materials:
Water
Though not as glorious as its sibling, Pina Colada, the Cock Candy Strawberry Kiwi Flavoured Lube is one of the most authentic tasting oral sex gels out there.

Cock Candy Pina Colada Flavoured Lube Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£5.25
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
Materials:
Water
My desire to give all the blow jobs recently went through the roof. Why? This Cock Candy Pina Colada Flavoured Lube from MEO. The stuff is delicious! Seriously, if it was even remotely sensible I’d be happy to stick it and a shot of Bacardi in a glass and slam it. I’ve had pre-packaged Pina Coladas that weren’t nearly as tasty as this, and although it has the same kind of sweetness you get from a pre-made cocktail, you don’t get the artificial, chemically aftertaste associated with many flavoured lubes. Bonus!
TENGA Egg Shiny Review

TENGA Egg Shiny Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
There are literally dozens of different textures to choose from, each of them having a tell-tale name as to what you can expect, such as, Wavy, Twister, or Lover’s Heart to name but a few. We were given the opportunity to try out the TENGA Egg Shiny.
Intimate Melody LAVA 3 in 1 Vibrator Set Review

Intimate Melody LAVA 3 in 1 Vibrator Set Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£65.00
But not this one. I was pretty delighted to discover that, while not anywhere near as intense as, say, a We-Vibe Tango, the vibes are deep and definite. Whether in the hands of myself or my husband, when used on my clitoris I had no trouble reaching orgasm. It’s weird, but even though the patterns were lost on me, having it on constant speed but lifted on and off my clit worked wonders. I’ve tried to do the same thing with other toys, but no dice. This is the only one it works for.

System JO H2O Strawberry Kiss Lube Review | Pleasure Panel

5 out of 10
Price:
£4.99
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Water
We’ve tried a few of these System JO flavoured lubes now, and they’ve all been a hit, so when this System JO H2O Strawberry Kiss Lube came up for review we just had to give it a shot. Before I could even get my hands on it, my husband had pocketed it, telling me it was about time he got to have first go with the new stuff. I took that to mean that I was in for a lot of spoiling, so I didn’t argue!

GODEMICHE Adam Dildo Halloween Edition Review | Pleasure Panel

8 out of 10
Price:
£25.00
Brand:
GODEMICHE
Materials:
Silicone
When a friend pointed this GODEMICHE Adam Dildo Halloween Edition out to me, I was past myself with want. I literally panicked that it would sell out before I got a chance to buy one.

Drop of Sweden H2O Rabbit Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£39.99
By Scandarella: The packaging for the Drop of Sweden H2O Rabbit Vibrator is pretty simple. It kinda reminds me of the boxes of tissues my aunt always has lying around her house, except instead of sheets of paper, the cut out on this one reveals a sex toy that it turns out is definitely nothing to turn your nose up at.
Long Eared G Spot Bunny Bullet Vibrator Review

Long Eared G Spot Bunny Vibrator Review

4 out of 10
Price:
£18.00
Materials:
Plastic, TPR
...then I turned it on. Oh Snowflake. The poor bunny is as weak as a kitten. The vibes from the Long Eared G Spot Bunny Bullet Vibrator don’t have enough power behind them, not even as a clitoral vibrator, which is a shame because those long, soft ears had held so much promise.

System JO H2O Cherry Lube Review | Pleasure Panel

8 out of 10
Price:
£4.99
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Water
I make no secret of the fact that while I love giving my husband oral, there’s a part of me that hates it. I dislike the taste of pre-cum and actual cum is gag-alicious, so flavoured lubes are a godsend. While minty types are my faves, cherry comes in a close second, so when I spied this wee bottle of System JO H2O Cherry Burst being offered for review, I jumped at the chance to try it.