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He said the sensation, whilst not exactly the same as the real thing, was very close when he closed his eyes and was probably the closest thing he can imagine feeling. He didn't find it hindered his wanking in any way and became like a silicone extension of his own hand sliding over his cock.

Well after reviewing the Tenga Egg Silky it was on to the TENGA Egg Twister to see how it fared, as I was ‘Kermitted’ to do this sex toy justice with my review. In the light of #FrogSpawnGate the pressure was on to give a true and accurate assessment of its capabilities.

So importantly, how does the TENGA Egg Silky Masturbator feel? Well honestly, it is really nice – but I’ve always been a fan of the TENGA eggs. The stimulation is nowhere as intense as regular masturbators – so fans of Fleshlights and the like might be disappointed by the slightly more delicate feelings – however I love them, especially because they never get used solo – they always form part of OUR playtime.

I like the TENGA Eggs, they are cheap, cheerful and make having a quick wank a lot more fun and less messy as well I guess....

At the core there was a plastic sheath which holds some lube and instructions for using the egg for its intended purpose. The core on this one looks different, it’s a spiral of thin lines that wind all around the inside. It looked less scary than the clicky interior but it didn’t fill my heart with joy or other parts with lust. I was merely relieved it didn’t look like frogspawn.

What I saw seemed to me to be an inside full of frogspawn and that was a deal breaker for me, at a young age I fell into a lake full of the stuff getting it up my nose, in my mouth, even in my ears and it was disgusting and horrid and vile and the sight of the stuff churns my stomach. Hence this toy getting a flying lesson and a swift filing under B for bin.

There are literally dozens of different textures to choose from, each of them having a tell-tale name as to what you can expect, such as, Wavy, Twister, or Lover’s Heart to name but a few. We were given the opportunity to try out the TENGA Egg Shiny.

As with the Fleshlight GO Torque Ice, we set aside a few occasions to use the Pink Lady Vagina version. The Fleshlube was used to lubricate both him (quick handjob to get hard enough to penetrate it) and the masturbator (not fun going into them dry apparently) and he proceeded to thrust himself into the vaginal style opening. That was pretty hot. I missed seeing him through the material with this classic pink style instead of the ice version, but from the noises he was making I could tell he was enjoying himself.

The Fleshlight GO Torque Ice Masturbator was a brilliant introduction to this new style of Fleshlight. We loved the see through aspect of the toy, so we could both enjoy watching his penis through the material, and the abstract style of twist opening added an exciting facet too. The internal canal was stimulating and the nodes in the opening section led to an even tighter part further down the sleeve, which he says felt like a secondary initial thrust each time and which added greatly to his pleasure.

After my recent reviews of other Fleshlight Freaks sex toys, it's time to come to perhaps the best known (or at least the most visual) of this rather Halloween themed range. Fleshlight sent me three products from their Freaks range, free of charge, in exchange for fair and honest reviews. Here's my review of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Succudry Vampire Masturbator!

After reviewing various other, usually cheaper penis masturbators, I was very keen to get an an actual Fleshlight for my partner to try out. These things have made me have penis envy for a number of years now, ever since I stuck my finger into a Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit (video sample) back in the days of working in a sex toys office. Happily, we're now the proud owners of the Fleshlight Girls Jesse Jane Lotus Penis Masturbator!

He has really enjoyed using the TENGA Black Flip Hole Masturbator. He says he likes the fact it's an abstract entrance and internal lining, and that it feels really tight and slightly more vaginal than throaty, although what goes through his mind at the time is that it's an extraordinary and addictive combination of both.