Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review

Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review

This month I dove deep into the abyss of internal stimulation, as the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo unleashed a tidal wave of self-pleasure ecstasy. If you’re a fan of cosmic horror and crave a tentacled touch in your intimate depths, this dildo might just be the eldritch probe you’ve been craving. Time to ‘Kraken’ with my newest review, so hold onto your shipmates as I sink into deep detail and reveal if this dildo is a lusty Lovecraftian legend – or if we’re just ‘squidding’ around. Tentacles crossed – this is going to be a wild ride!

Note: I have the Kthulu dildo in Small size, made from medium firm silicone and in purple colour. It has a metallic sheen addition as well as the optional extra Vac-U-Hole in the base which means it can be used with various plug attachments on strap on harnesses or other sex equipment.

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How It Feels

From the design of the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo I knew it was going to be a ‘bumpy ride’. I hadn’t anticipated just how beautiful those bumps would feel once the dildo was inside me. Even before using Kthulu I guessed I’d only be able to take it vaginally, as I can only fit much smaller toys inside me anally.

Kthulu is gloriously bumpy, especially around the tip/head, so I was very much looking forward to how it would feel as I eased every millimetre of its curvaceous form inside me… with the help of some water-based lube, of course.

Thanks to the flat base, I could sit the dildo on the closed lid of my en-suite loo and straddle over it, positioning myself securely with feet flat on the floor and plenty around me to hold on to for safety. I found it easier to insert Kthulu this way rather than using it laid on the bed or stood up grappling the beast and gravity at the same time.

I was especially glad of the pre-applied lube while attempting to slide Kthulu inside my vagina. I can’t imagine how difficult it would have been without any lubricant. Lubed up, the rounded tip could sensually nuzzle at my entrance, parting my lips to edge inside, gently and slowly. I could feel the unusual form of the different sizes of bumps around the dildo’s head, evoking a strong psychological response as well as the immediate physical one.

Finally, I had the entire head inside, bumps and all. The dildo narrows here slightly, to form a ‘neck’ area, then widens out again to a bulge before the mass of tentacles ‘close up’ just by the base. The secondary bulge after the neck is like the secondary dip on a rollercoaster that you weren’t expecting, just when you thought the main thrill of the ride was over.

Usually, when using a vaginal dildo, I need adequate warm-up with another form of stimulation in order to fully enjoy the experience, and to achieve orgasm – clitoral stimulation, with a bullet vibrator. Although I started off using the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo with a bullet vibe to the clit as standard, I soon found that the bumpy head of Kthulu was its own warm-up and I was having a different-to-usual physical response to the toy inside me. I was becoming aroused physically as well as mentally due to the fascinating shape filling me up, and the results of that gorgeously bumpy head sliding in and out. In fact, I only needed a little clitoral stimulation alongside, and not constantly, in order to bring myself to an incredibly powerful orgasm. With enough persistence and perhaps a little self-imposed orgasm chastity, I may even be able to achieve that wonder of wonders in time: a vaginal orgasm from penetration with this dildo.

I use and enjoy several new and different dildos every month in the course of my sex toy tester job, and it would be easy to believe they all feel fairly similar, as they’re internal-use sex toys that I use in the same vagina. Kthulu has come in and smashed apart any such preconceptions and assumptions, definitively proving that every single aspect of a dildo – whether it’s the girth, the contours, the texture or the noduled design – has a direct impact on how it is enjoyed once inside the body.

Honestly, I can’t sing the praises of the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo highly enough. For me, it’s an absolutely outstanding vaginal sex toy. I can only imagine the intense erotic pleasure it would deliver to someone able to enjoy it anally. Since the revelation of my first use, this has been the dildo I’ve returned to every self-pleasure session, grinding down on those boldly defined bumps and bulges until the wave of orgasmic joy sends me crashing upon the climactic shore.

Video

Enjoy my short video below, showcasing the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo in all its monstrously beautiful glory:

Summary

If you’re into bold texture, defined contours and top-quality, fantasy dildos for either vaginal or anal use, you need the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo. I have experienced many wondrous, revelatory self-pleasure sessions with Kthulu, so I strongly recommend you give this kinky creature a try.

Pros

• Bold & fascinating design, and a brilliant alternative to standard phallic, pink or purple dildos
• Plenty of colour options available
• Made from platinum-grade silicone in your choice of firmness
• Compatible with water-based and silicone lubricants
• Easy to keep clean between playtimes (larger sizes may require submersion in a bath rather than the sink!)
• Chunky puck-like base means it’s safe for anal as well as vaginal use
• Optional extra Vac-U-Hole in the base makes it compatible with plugs & sex equipment
• Fabulous for texture fans with small and large bumps around the head, and tentacle-design shaft
• Three larger sizes available
• Kinky Kthulu-inspired design adds psychological arousal to your fantasy-filled pleasure sessions

Cons

• Not cheap; consider this toy an investment in pleasure
• Not for those who prefer a smooth surface dildo
• Even the smallest size is quite bulky and wide – take note of all the sizes on the Hankey’s Toys product page
• Not for those who don’t like sizeable, fantasy creature-inspired dildos

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General Info & Specs

As mentioned previously, I have the Kthulu dildo in Small size, made from medium firm silicone and in purple colour. It has a metallic sheen addition as well as the optional extra Vac-U-Hole in the base which means it can be used with various plug attachments on strap on harnesses or other sex equipment.

Packaging / Unboxing

All my Hankey’s Toys dildos arrived packed securely in a very discreet, plain brown outer box. Inside the box they were individually wrapped in the transparent plastic which holds a Hankey’s Toy sticker, and snugly packed so they didn’t rattle around the box during transit and delivery.

To release the dildo from the shrink-wrapped plastic, just use scissors to carefully snip then you can peel it from the toy. Always wash sex toys before use to ensure it’s free of residual manufacturing chemicals, fluff and dust.

Size / Measurements

This small size Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo measures, by my measurements:

• 9.5 inches in overall length
• 7.5 inches maximum insertable length
• 6.5 inches maximum circumference around the head
• 6.4 inches maximum circumference just above the base

Instructions / Guide

All the Hankey’s Toys dildos I’ve received have an easy-peel label on the bottom of the toy, which has a short safety warning and a QR code leading to more care and guidance information at the Hankey’s Toys website.

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The above-reviewed product was provided free of charge, in exchange for this fair & honest review at carasutra.com, by Hankey’s Toys. This is a sponsored review.